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Topic: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) (Read 590 times)

legendary
Activity: 2688
Merit: 13334
BTC + Crossfit, living life.
@nutildah..... ----> you wanna crush my trustlist??  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
This prison is very deadly
It depends on the country you're in.
Norway:

The Netherlands:

Malawi:

Haiti:

Russia:

legendary
Activity: 2128
Merit: 1775
The crime I have seen, if you are involved in a crime, avoid this prison.
This prison is very deadly, for newcomers no exception, the new ones coming in, you have to serve homo sexsual with bloody butts, serving 10 bosses, criminals every day. With 1.5x1,5 lovemaking room.
Don't expect you can watch television, luxury facilities or sleep, in short, the name is Hell on Earth. This is a crime I have met in this world.
In hot weather, crowded places, where every prisoner must die every day, not eat, and die in a room 1.5x1.5 square.
Outbreaks of haunting diseases, medical inadequacies are very bad on the face of hell.
sr. member
Activity: 980
Merit: 294
Why did I trust theymos with my most intimate of information.
We're all being fooled and actually thinking what the heck is the credit card number was all about, maybe Theymos might used it for shopping. Currently, don't have any biggest crime so far, I don't think it's crime when I farted in the train while it's loaded, and everyone think that the man beside me is the one. I think it's the perks.  Grin
legendary
Activity: 1554
Merit: 2037
Oh no I never thought someone would find my confession, it was late and I was sleepy. Why did I trust theymos with my most intimate of information.

Well I admitted to killing people    Shocked                                                                                                                   ... with kindness
There face goes all contorted, it really is a sight to see.

I think I admitted something else but don't remember.  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 4542
Merit: 3393
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
I know you're all there panting away in those heavy house wifey sighs waiting for my gorgeous kyc pics.
Come on, I showed you mine. You wouldn't keep a cute little vixen like me waiting, would you? Kiss

You likely love the smell of stale and rancid urine so I will let you challenge me her scent too...haah
Actually, that's my scent. Everyone on DT still reeks of it following my bid to get on DT1 via... vixenly methods. Embarrassed
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
my crimes

- telling the truth and presenting observable events from the post histories of some scum bags after they attacked me personally for no particular reason.

- pushing for a fair and equal environment for all.

Every day is april fools on meta so why the fuss.

@notildah  

you forgot to add buying your account from nutildah

I would never skimp to 2500 words -- please less of the insults.

notildah... good one... I'm green tagging you for Good Puns.
legendary
Activity: 2100
Merit: 1167
MY RED TRUST LEFT BY SCUMBAGS - READ MY SIG
So many to choose from...

- having observable double standards in several instances
- cycling merits with pals
- supporting proven scum bags and getting them on DT
- being in DirtTurds
- being a snitchy scumbag for pathetic crap
- accusing "most" pre merit legends of being spammers
- Claiming that " it is stupid and incorrect to assume that some of the 0.13% of the board can make posts as good or better than some of the 99.87% of the board.
- being grossly net negative by trying to prevent a fair and equal system for all being developed.
- having not achieved anything of real note.
- wasting cryptohunters valuable time presenting bogus arguments that I debunk myself because I'm a moron.
- smelling bad
- looking dreadful

All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process.
You challenged me to present your incorrect information, and I answer your challenge now: suchmoon does not look dreadful. Angry Personally I find large ears and sharp fangs to be quite attractive. Kiss

Ah the girl who does not give one fuck about me, back again Smiley. I know you're all there panting away in those heavy house wifey sighs waiting for my gorgeous kyc pics.

Well, okay then regarding suchmoons appearance... beauty is in the eye of the beholder I believe they say. You likely love the smell of stale and rancid urine so I will let you challenge me her scent too...haah

I'm glad you challenged the one(of2) you know is not observably undeniable.

Happy april fools day... fools.

Anyway I stated my crimes I feel better getting those off my chest.  Sorry, and I promise to repeat them as often as possible.

legendary
Activity: 4542
Merit: 3393
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
So many to choose from...

- having observable double standards in several instances
- cycling merits with pals
- supporting proven scum bags and getting them on DT
- being in DirtTurds
- being a snitchy scumbag for pathetic crap
- accusing "most" pre merit legends of being spammers
- Claiming that " it is stupid and incorrect to assume that some of the 0.13% of the board can make posts as good or better than some of the 99.87% of the board.
- being grossly net negative by trying to prevent a fair and equal system for all being developed.
- having not achieved anything of real note.
- wasting cryptohunters valuable time presenting bogus arguments that I debunk myself because I'm a moron.
- smelling bad
- looking dreadful

All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process.
You challenged me to present your incorrect information, and I answer your challenge now: suchmoon does not look dreadful. Angry Personally I find large ears and sharp fangs to be quite attractive. Kiss
legendary
Activity: 2100
Merit: 1167
MY RED TRUST LEFT BY SCUMBAGS - READ MY SIG
So many to choose from...

- having observable double standards in several instances
- cycling merits with pals
- supporting proven scum bags and getting them on DT
- being in DirtTurds
- being a snitchy scumbag for pathetic crap
- accusing "most" pre merit legends of being spammers
- Claiming that " it is stupid and incorrect to assume that some of the 0.13% of the board can make posts as good or better than some of the 99.87% of the board.
- being grossly net negative by trying to prevent a fair and equal system for all being developed.
- having not achieved anything of real note.
- wasting cryptohunters valuable time presenting bogus arguments that I debunk myself because I'm a moron.
- smelling bad
- looking dreadful

All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process.

my crimes

- telling the truth and presenting observable events from the post histories of some scum bags after they attacked me personally for no particular reason.

- pushing for a fair and equal environment for all.

Every day is april fools on meta so why the fuss.

@notildah  

you forgot to add buying your account from nutildah

I would never skimp to 2500 words -- please less of the insults.


legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
So many to choose from...

- sending merits
- receiving merits
- reporting posts
- being in DT
- being an asshole

*MATCHED*

But being an asshole is required for being in DT, so I'm tagging you for being redundant.

Speaking of redundant,

All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process.

Probably in the middle of writing a 2,500 word essay to theymos about why he is wrong for mandating KYC. This person is perfect in every way and has never been wrong, so I have no reason to tag them.
legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
https://bpip.org
So many to choose from...

- sending merits
- receiving merits
- reporting posts
- being in DT
- being an asshole

All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process.
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
anyway,,my biggest crime I commited is that "pretending to be wealthier in the field of cryptocurrency"..but opposite to what range of life I have now..lol Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

*MATCHED*

We all do this. However, you admitted it, therefore I'm tagging you for Lying.

I've been pretending to be a creeps of sentinel all the time, I've been controlled by Furion. Sorry for this one, I still want to continue my fight so please forgive me.  Undecided

*MATCHED*

Tagged for having an alt.

- I'm a verified bear.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

DOUBLE-TAGGED!

My Biggest crime was committed in 2017 when was when I was buying Bitcoin Cash, thinking that bitcoin Cash was the real bitcoin.

 Shocked BANNED!
full member
Activity: 532
Merit: 187
My Biggest crime was committed in 2017 when was when I was buying Bitcoin Cash, thinking that bitcoin Cash was the real bitcoin.

I'm very sorry about that, but at least I know better now.
full member
Activity: 742
Merit: 144
I've been pretending to be a creeps of sentinel all the time, I've been controlled by Furion. Sorry for this one, I still want to continue my fight so please forgive me.  Undecided

- I'm a verified bear.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
member
Activity: 588
Merit: 10
..I have not submitted the kyc form because of this..https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.50402335

anyway,,my biggest crime I commited is that "pretending to be wealthier in the field of cryptocurrency"..but opposite to what range of life I have now..lol Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
Who verified LoyceV as a human? Result of KYC verification should be AI, instead.
Quote from: LoyceV
Verified human
Lies!
complain to me
(quote slightly taken out of context)
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
My crime is: Saying CSW not a real Satoshi and then he tried to arrested all people who say to him "FAKE TOSHI", all people will going to jail because of this dramatic scheme from CSW.

*MATCHED*

What can I say, this is a true story.

Posting April Fools Ideas Tongue

*MATCHED*

Tagged for not posting the correct idea.

Your verification ("Verified Snowflake") fits you well considering how you try to silence anyone who ever criticizes you with negative trust. It is too bad theymos did verify you as a "Verified extortionist"

Tagged for not having a sense of humor.
legendary
Activity: 2660
Merit: 1261
My crime is: Saying CSW not a real Satoshi and then he tried to arrested all people who say to him "FAKE TOSHI", all people will going to jail because of this dramatic scheme from CSW.
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
I pretended to do unspeakable things, whilst I was actually eating a taco, in exchange for bitcoins.

Tagged for using a word spinner to avoid plagiarism.

Quote from: LoyceV
Verified human
Lies!

*MATCHED*

It might be the biggest crime of theymos in the forum more than 10 years he joined

*NOT MATCHED*

Here's mine, I already have created a thread about this.
I want to spend bitcoin for food, rent, everything I purchase daily.

Tagged for believing a non-crime is a crime.
legendary
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1166
🤩Finally Married🤩
Posting April Fools Ideas Tongue
copper member
Activity: 2996
Merit: 2374
If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. Cheesy Love all the genders listed on there.
Perhaps you could admit to your crimes.

Your verification ("Verified Snowflake") fits you well considering how you try to silence anyone who ever criticizes you with negative trust. It is too bad theymos did verify you as a "Verified extortionist"
hero member
Activity: 1358
Merit: 851
Here's mine, I already have created a thread about this.
I want to spend bitcoin for food, rent, everything I purchase daily.
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. Cheesy Love all the genders listed on there.

Tagged for not selecting the correct gender.

My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be Shocked

 Angry Tagged!

Possession of furry pornography (52,427 counts)
Production of furry pornography (2 counts)
Accessory to bestiality (17,532 counts)
Solicitation of bestiality (135 counts)

*MATCHED*

Confirmed by online court records.

Still tagged for committing a misdemeanor or felony in 43 states.
full member
Activity: 462
Merit: 155
Tomorrow, theymos will appear here with accusations from community that he run away with all users' KYC.
It might be the biggest crime of theymos in the forum more than 10 years he joined, then managed the forum so far.
Do you agree with me at the imagined story on theymos?
Something like this:
Scam accusation: "Theymos run away with KYCs"

Who verified LoyceV as a human? Result of KYC verification should be AI, instead.
My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be Shocked
I agreed with you.
Quote from: LoyceV
Verified human
Lies!
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18748
I pretended to do unspeakable things, whilst I was actually eating a taco, in exchange for bitcoins.



Quote from: LoyceV
Verified human
Lies!
legendary
Activity: 4542
Merit: 3393
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
We will be cross referencing your input here vs. what was stated on your KYC form. If the two do not match, we (I) will be issuing you a personalized Red Trust™ for KYC evasion, and may issue you one anyway depending on the seriousness of the crime.
Whelp, I knew I shouldn't have been too honest on that form. *sigh*

Possession of furry pornography (52,427 counts)
Production of furry pornography (2 counts)
Accessory to bestiality (17,532 counts)
Solicitation of bestiality (135 counts)

Embarrassed

If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me.
Too late, I already named you as (one of many) accomplices on the "romantic partners" question. Sorry.

Love all the genders listed on there.
You'll love them even more when the sentencing judge decides which prison to send us to. Undecided
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be Shocked
legendary
Activity: 2674
Merit: 2965
Terminated.
If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. Cheesy Love all the genders listed on there.
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
What can you say about theymos uploading the pic from an Amazon.com product model for his KYC pic verification?

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.50402147

Can you please verify this as an KYC evasion? Red tag would be OK Roll Eyes

Definitely bannable offense.

Plus I'm not a big fan of word play.
sr. member
Activity: 1288
Merit: 415
What can you say about theymos uploading the pic from an Amazon.com product model for his KYC pic verification?

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.50402147

Can you please verify this as an KYC evasion? Red tag would be OK Roll Eyes



By the way one of my listed crime in the form is smoking blunt in an no somking place.
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
We will be cross referencing your input here vs. what was stated on your KYC form. If the two do not match, we (I) will be issuing you a personalized Red Trust™ for KYC evasion, and may issue you one anyway depending on the seriousness of the crime.



I'll get the ball rolling to show you how its done:

My biggest crime is having too big of a heart.  Cry

*MATCHED*

See? That was easy.
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