Topic: Poison Smoke (Read 867 times)

This is not good. I have seen this before but i can't talk about it anymore.

Have you considered the witches were following you and cursed you? Have you seen any gypsies? Have you been losing weight?

The eye irritation and sinus infection on my right side says otherwise.

Zyklon B apparently. Your comment made me laugh out loud as I was reading his story thinking what in the actual fuck? 

I'm not sure what's so amusing about the idea that poisoning might require medical treatment, but then again, I'm not the one being poisoned.

Well, sure, when you put it like that, you sound like a crazy person. Not that didn't sound like one already. Still, I assume your reason for posting this story is to ask for advice, and if you'd rather get sick and possibly die than take my advice, then I've no sympathy for you whatsoever, and if a week from now you start pissing blood or something, don't bother complaining here, because I'll just say "I told you so". Though I doubt that'll happen, because I believe you're making the whole thing up and you're not really poisoned.

Doctors LOL

The police? Do I replete this story to them? "yeah I was giving the Devil the run-around on defiled food and I got sick after being exposed to what smelled of re-lit cigar smoke on the way home" really fuck off.

You could respond with an explanation as to why you're telling this story on this forum instead of to a doctor and/or the police. I mean, it's been nearly a week and you're still suffering symptoms from this alleged poisoning. Don't you think you should at least consult a doctor about it? It might be helpful.

Honestly, I'm not sure how to respond other than to rub my eye and blow my nose.

If you fear you have been deliberately poisoned, you should go to an emergency room (or call an ambulance if you are too ill to go yourself) and call the police. In addition to treating your symptoms, the hospital can perform a blood screening to determine exactly what substance(s) you have been poisoned with, while the police retrace your movements to determine the likely location of the attack. The only reason you would not do this is if it never happened and you made up the whole story to get attention, or you're so paranoid that your distrust of authority exceeds your desire to not be murdered.

I suppose a tossed cigar butt smoldering on-top of something toxic on the sidewalk is another possibility but, there's been way too much shit that's happened to me lately so I'm exploring a more conspiratorial angle. I think it was malicious, I'm still sick.

You don't buy the part about the corporate sales and marking teams being mostly Satanists? The rest of the post seems fairly lucid to me.

What drugs are you on and where can i get it?
That was so hard to read and it sounded like you were son some kind of amphetamine be it meth or otherwise

Try taking a shot of rat poison in the face.

Why not? Such statement is illogical. We can't live without air, food and water. Smoking or drinking (alcohol) is unnecessary.

OP are you sure that you're not the meth addicted person? 

Smoking is not good but we can not live without it   

What have you been smoking???

The incident occurred on December 24th 2014 at about 1830hrs.

Heading home I decided to pick up a few items at the supermarket however the sales and marketing AI software and drug-fueled psychics (witches) they use make sure I'm unable to purchase the same items more that once or twice in a row. If the product I'm after is available after a few purchases then it will have been defiled and tampered with (i.e. the oil will be rancid or the meat will have been carried around the store in a basket for 6+ hours then returned).

So to get the items I'm after I need to switch up my supermarket choice and pick the most unpredictable location. This is how I ended up on Commercial Avenue on xmas eve, I was there as result of trying to avoid getting screwed at the most reasonable and predicable supermarket choice.

Boy was I smug; the fresh items I was after in-hand and on my way home to cook them up...

About three blocks from the train station I'm hit with what smells like re-lit cigar tobacco from a butt on my right side. I winced but being a former smoker for 20+ years I wasn't that phased however, my eye and nose started watering heavily.

Problem is there was nobody around except a meth addicted addicted homosexual street kid sitting almost half a block away next to a large cardboard box trying to sell his crappy sci-fi pencil drawings. He was not smoking anything at the time.

Continuing my walk home the irritation got worse and and worse. After I got home I passed out on the couch. After a few hours I woke up and was barely able to get over to the bed, not even enough energy to wash my cloths for xmas day. I'm currently suffering cold/flu like symptoms mostly on my right side.

My theory:

I believe the culprit is Zyklon B rat poison mixed with cigar butts and shot via a smoke-ring cannon made from a modified bait trap such as this one.



 

P.S.

I should note asshats have been trying to provoke me into physically attacking them constantly for the last month. I haven't seen this phenomenon since high-school i.e. one homosexual transient was in my face screaming "FUCK YOU DEVIL" after circumstances forced me to walk through the park where they have sex late at night.