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Topic: Poll: Dark or White (gobble-gobble) (Read 1076 times)

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November 25, 2012, 01:06:41 AM
#12
and i'm still eating left overs
legendary
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November 22, 2012, 09:20:41 PM
#11
Had another guess over at the same time as Dennis. His name is Clinton, about late 30's, wears thick glasses, and is known for walking barefooted while collecting aluminum cans about town.

I got shocked today while sitting next to Larry at the dinner table. Sue asked Larry, "Do you know who that is?" (pointing at me) Larry replied in a very soft voice, "Bruno." That is the very first time I've ever heard him speak. (got a little choked up inside) The girls assured me that he speaks very little, but performs a mean karaoke. I once witnessed another guy in the same household tap a baseball on a baseball bat without ever loosing the ball. After several dozen taps, he lets the last tap of the ball go higher, then swings the bat, hitting the ball out into the field (think Tiger Woods' epic golf ball video). These autistic folks simply amaze me.

Needless to say, I'm fuckin' stuffed.

~Bruno K~
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November 22, 2012, 12:34:53 PM
#10
what the hell?!

isn't white meat healthier for you too?
legendary
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November 22, 2012, 11:20:28 AM
#9
Those not in the US and don't celebrate, follow me over to MFC to see which girls are donning turkey outfits.

Malicious Famished Children?

My Favourite Cat?

Maximum Firepower Channel?

Mglw'nafh Fhtagn Cthulu?

My Free Chickens

Damn. I hoped it was Mysterious Fetish Chicks.

I know what you mean jelly bean:

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November 22, 2012, 10:57:48 AM
#8
Those not in the US and don't celebrate, follow me over to MFC to see which girls are donning turkey outfits.

Malicious Famished Children?

My Favourite Cat?

Maximum Firepower Channel?

Mglw'nafh Fhtagn Cthulu?

My Free Chickens

Damn. I hoped it was Mysterious Fetish Chicks.
legendary
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November 22, 2012, 10:56:22 AM
#7
Those not in the US and don't celebrate, follow me over to MFC to see which girls are donning turkey outfits.

Malicious Famished Children?

My Favourite Cat?

Maximum Firepower Channel?

Mglw'nafh Fhtagn Cthulu?

My Free Chickens
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November 22, 2012, 10:52:48 AM
#6
lol ^^.... Nawww... All i see is dinner Smiley
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November 22, 2012, 10:50:40 AM
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Those not in the US and don't celebrate, follow me over to MFC to see which girls are donning turkey outfits.

Malicious Famished Children?

My Favourite Cat?

Maximum Firepower Channel?

Mglw'nafh Fhtagn Cthulu?
legendary
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November 22, 2012, 10:40:35 AM
#4
Ohhh pfft.... Racial... I guess I am racist against dark turkey... Smiley

Tell us the truth! Does the below image piss you off?  Grin



Here's their child:

legendary
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November 22, 2012, 10:37:11 AM
#3
White meat all day.... Dark meat is gross.... Tongue

There you go with that racial thing again. When does it end, BUD? When does it end?  Wink

You know what they say: Once you try dark, you'll revisit the other only on a lark.
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November 22, 2012, 10:35:36 AM
#2
White meat all day.... Dark meat is gross.... Tongue
legendary
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November 22, 2012, 10:31:59 AM
#1
Happy Thanksgiving, all, and please consider voting in the epic poll above.

This will be the third year in a row that I will have three guests over to enjoy our family's Thanksgiving dinner (not all three at the same time): Charley, a Korean Vet in his late 70's; Mickey, early 50's and a product of closely related parents; Dennis, mid 50's, the every-town-has-one character, known for signalling planes with a flashlight as they pass overhead, using a secret code that only he and the pilots can decipher.

Later in the day, I will be visiting a home that houses four autistic young adults, along with their handlers, and sit next to my friend, Larry, an Afro-American who doesn't speak much and is very selective of who he befriends. I was thinking about passing a pic of LadyBytes to him, but that would be wrong on so many levels, one of which the other girls would get jealous, and the last thing we need here is a Bitcoin cat fight.

The state of Illinois has drastically cut funding for projects like these, but prior to them doing such, I have donated Walmart gift certificates to five houses here in Sandwich for the sole purpose of those households to have a full traditional meal. The women who watch over the men love and hate my gesture at the same time, for they have to prepare two meals yesterday/today. Two years ago, the hate aspect was brought to my attention, therefore I apologized. I was assured that even though it's an extra burden on them, they love doing it, thanking me for my generosity, but still hating me once a year (with a wink).

I wrote the above as not to brag or wanting a pat on the back. I wrote it thinking that I may see one less ignore in my tally. Seriously, two less is the goal.  Grin Really seriously, I'm over that episode.

Enjoy your meal and the gathering with your family and friends. Those not in the US and don't celebrate, follow me over to MFC to see which girls are donning turkey outfits. Apologies out to my Furry friends, for you'll have to wait to Easter to truly enjoy the show(s).

~Bruno K~

PS: I'm also not looking for donations. I have this town covered.
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