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Topic: Porn Studio Investmets (Read 2058 times)

legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 17, 2014, 01:36:36 PM
#26
I was interested in this idea when I first heard it, then more interested as I looked over it further, then very interested, until I blew my load and then I had no interest whatsoever.

You should sell Kleenex instead

NEW IPO! JIZZKLEAN, A REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT FOR WHEN YOU JUST CANT HOLD IT IN!

100,000 SHARES INITIALLY. 9.5 BTC EACH! EACH SHARE REPRESENTS 0.00001% OF THE COMPANY!

GET IN ON THIS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
legendary
Activity: 1456
Merit: 1010
Ad maiora!
May 17, 2014, 01:17:17 PM
#25
I was interested in this idea when I first heard it, then more interested as I looked over it further, then very interested, until I blew my load and then I had no interest whatsoever.

You should sell Kleenex instead
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
May 17, 2014, 11:29:42 AM
#24
Just saw this thread... Looool
donator
Activity: 1274
Merit: 1060
GetMonero.org / MyMonero.com
May 17, 2014, 09:57:04 AM
#23
its true. and we only hire under 18's so we don't have to pay them minimum wage
i mean..

This may interest incumbents of the Bitcoin Foundation, you may want to reach out to them.
sr. member
Activity: 393
Merit: 250
May 16, 2014, 05:35:16 PM
#22
I m developing an automated IPO redactor app based on this. I ll sell it here and will make a fortune! maybe I should start an IPO...

PLEASE GIVE THE DEPOSIT ADDRESS IMMEDIATELY! I'LL PAY 1,030 BTC FOR THE FIRST SHARES!

1NRJlasts4everPsNnwtRW4mtgLwJTmt4H - 1,030 BTC will get you 0.089% of all public shares. Congratulation!


CEO retains discretion to dilute shares at any moment he sees fit.
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 05:22:24 PM
#21
I m developing an automated IPO redactor app based on this. I ll sell it here and will make a fortune! maybe I should start an IPO...

PLEASE GIVE THE DEPOSIT ADDRESS IMMEDIATELY! I'LL PAY 1,030 BTC FOR THE FIRST SHARES!
sr. member
Activity: 393
Merit: 250
May 16, 2014, 05:19:27 PM
#20
I m developing an automated IPO redactor app based on this. I ll sell it here and will make a fortune! maybe I should start an IPO...
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 504
May 16, 2014, 05:08:20 PM
#19
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!

its thorough securit audit promise, site is coded in with flexible infrastructure for handling deposit/withdrawals. our lead coder who's working remotely for us said php can do almost anything. and he's worked with bitcoin projects in the past.  Ghash will be earning nicely to buy high class camwhores, they don't need to waste their hashpower cannons on checking in on our dried up performers that we coaxed them from cbate with promise of a few satoshis 

im herd ur prices r only lower bcuz you only hire midgets and their half price

its true. and we only hire under 18's so we don't have to pay them minimum wage
i mean..

ur new motto when someone says "i need a job, i have kids" is "so do we!"

 Grin
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 05:07:28 PM
#18
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!

its thorough securit audit promise, site is coded in with flexible infrastructure for handling deposit/withdrawals. our lead coder who's working remotely for us said php can do almost anything. and he's worked with bitcoin projects in the past.  Ghash will be earning nicely to buy high class camwhores, they don't need to waste their hashpower cannons on checking in on our dried up performers that we coaxed them from cbate with promise of a few satoshis 

im herd ur prices r only lower bcuz you only hire midgets and their half price

its true. and we only hire under 18's so we don't have to pay them minimum wage
i mean..

ur new motto when someone says "i need a job, i have kids" is "so do we!"
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 504
May 16, 2014, 05:05:47 PM
#17
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!

its thorough securit audit promise, site is coded in with flexible infrastructure for handling deposit/withdrawals. our lead coder who's working remotely for us said php can do almost anything. and he's worked with bitcoin projects in the past.  Ghash will be earning nicely to buy high class camwhores, they don't need to waste their hashpower cannons on checking in on our dried up performers that we coaxed them from cbate with promise of a few satoshis 

im herd ur prices r only lower bcuz you only hire midgets and their half price

its true. and we only hire under 18's so we don't have to pay them minimum wage
i mean..
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 05:04:14 PM
#16
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!

its thorough securit audit promise, site is coded in with flexible infrastructure for handling deposit/withdrawals. our lead coder who's working remotely for us said php can do almost anything. and he's worked with bitcoin projects in the past.  Ghash will be earning nicely to buy high class camwhores, they don't need to waste their hashpower cannons on checking in on our dried up performers that we coaxed them from cbate with promise of a few satoshis 

im herd ur prices r only lower bcuz you only hire midgets and their half price
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 504
May 16, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
#15
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!

its thorough securit audit promise, site is coded in with flexible infrastructure for handling deposit/withdrawals. our lead coder who's working remotely for us said php can do almost anything. and he's worked with bitcoin projects in the past.  Ghash will be earning nicely to buy high class camwhores, they don't need to waste their hashpower cannons on checking in on our dried up performers that we coaxed them from cbate with promise of a few satoshis  
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 04:46:47 PM
#14
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 504
May 16, 2014, 04:44:32 PM
#13
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 04:37:17 PM
#12
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 504
May 16, 2014, 04:35:58 PM
#11
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 254
May 16, 2014, 04:26:51 PM
#10
^because Kyle's 100% legit and srs bzniz!!1!
No one ever thought of running a camwhore site b4 evah Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 1036
Merit: 1000
May 16, 2014, 03:09:42 PM
#9
Its clearly just a rip off of kyle studios, scammer trying to get some quick bucks
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 02:00:33 PM
#8
Yeah, as soon as I realized there was no cap to investment, that was a sign that this should be avoided. No real business says "invest however much you want and we'll just take whatever we get and decide how much of the company you get after we see how much money we can get."

I think there were a few red flags before that  Grin

Well, sure. But I wanted to believe! I really did! I tried so hard and then I was let down.
legendary
Activity: 1386
Merit: 1000
May 16, 2014, 01:55:21 PM
#7
Yeah, as soon as I realized there was no cap to investment, that was a sign that this should be avoided. No real business says "invest however much you want and we'll just take whatever we get and decide how much of the company you get after we see how much money we can get."

I think there were a few red flags before that  Grin
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 01:54:44 PM
#6
Yeah, as soon as I realized there was no cap to investment, that was a sign that this should be avoided. No real business says "invest however much you want and we'll just take whatever we get and decide how much of the company you get after we see how much money we can get."
sr. member
Activity: 462
Merit: 250
May 16, 2014, 01:50:48 PM
#5
Yes, i will send you 2000 btcs  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 1397
Merit: 1019
May 16, 2014, 07:50:58 AM
#4
Move along, nothing to see here.
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 254
May 16, 2014, 07:19:54 AM
#3
Sorry bro, this d00d beat you to it:  https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/looking-for-development-mentor-klyemaxcom-596471
And he's a real camwhore, so he got experience Roll Eyes
sr. member
Activity: 253
Merit: 250
May 16, 2014, 07:14:52 AM
#2
scam, do not invest
newbie
Activity: 15
Merit: 0
May 16, 2014, 05:22:44 AM
#1
CAP : 2.5 btc

Name would be decided as per your suggestions and the website name also would be decided as per your suggestions

I am opening up a website in which we are going to show talent doing naughty stuff on cam.

We will start a tip jar so that anyone can tip the talent (of course tips in btc only ).

We will be starting with the small no of talents.

We will make it as transparent as possible .

We are in need of capital to start the business .

Cams , some space  and some computer equipment to stream it live .

There will be a chat box and you can chat among with the talent as well as fellow lurkers .

Buying a domain , setting up a website , setting up live streaming , setting up shout box  we need a designer as well as a coder for all of this

SO anyone willing to get a job can contact me .. over here

60% tips go to talent , 10 % for development of website and 27% to the investors ( and i take 3 % for managing and doing all the legal stuff so that i don't get caught

I am calling all the investors who would like to buy shares of this venture.

Post the trxn id and no of shares you would like to purchase .

Right now we would like to raise money for the camera and a place for this month ,

I might rent it depending on the amount of money we raise for this venture .

All the investors would be paid back in 1 month time with that 27% of tips.

lets start raising.

Cost of each share 0.001 btc and you can buy multiple shares .

 Right now we will do a show on a ip address which would be relayed here .

the address where you need to send your investment is :  19Ew2eq4wz4pPRJ4mgERQMyTf5mXENT1Lw


just post ur address and trxn id over here with the number of shares you want to buy and i would process it in couple of mins.

THere would be no change of address , the address you are paying from is the address the investment return plus your capital would be paid back .
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