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Topic: Post Funny Stuffs Here ;D (Read 699 times)

legendary
Activity: 2814
Merit: 2472
https://JetCash.com
April 26, 2018, 12:20:51 PM
#7
I agree that this is the wrong board, and I put the OP on ignore. I came here to award merits, and I'm fed up with the rubbish here, so I'm off to another board. It's extremely sefish of the OP to post rubbish, and to deprive the other posters of the chance to get some merits.
legendary
Activity: 1372
Merit: 1123
April 26, 2018, 11:39:55 AM
#6
This kind of thread belong in the board labeled "Off-Topic". There is already enough spam on just about every board. If you are looking for random "funny stuffs" then off-topic, or another website would be your best option. This section is for people that are looking for help. Your thread does not fit the criteria for this board, so I expect it to be deleted momentarily. I highly suggest locking it, moving it, or reporting it to a moderator yourself to save everyone some time.

For future reference, take a look at the rules and guidelines here : https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/unofficial-list-of-official-bitcointalkorg-rules-guidelines-faq-703657

It explains what each section is for, and so you can figure out where your thread actually belongs before posting it.
newbie
Activity: 154
Merit: 0
April 26, 2018, 11:14:37 AM
#5
Two little piglets.
newbie
Activity: 60
Merit: 0
April 08, 2018, 04:30:13 AM
#4
My life..
newbie
Activity: 41
Merit: 0
hero member
Activity: 644
Merit: 500
November 18, 2012, 08:46:57 AM
#2
From
"Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory"

(Augustus)
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

(Violet)
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
Gum chewing’s fine when it’s once in a while.
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile.
But it’s repulsive revolting and wrong.
Chewing and chewing all day long.
The way that a cow does
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

(Veruca)
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:
The mother and the father!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

(Mike)
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompa dah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
newbie
Activity: 24
Merit: 0
July 10, 2011, 05:19:23 PM
#1
Everyone needs a good laugh sometimes, join in a post funny pics and videos!!! Laughter is the spice of life. Grin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whVCI
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