Topic: Post shit that brings tears to your eyes. (Read 795 times)
Onions unless I'm chewing on something which kind of counteracts it.
why does this bring tears to your eyes?
the guy is just taking the trash out
Have you ever taken the trash out?the guy is just taking the trash out
It's really painful, about 2 kicks in the nuts painful..
so here's something else that brings tears to our eyes
Punny.
why does this bring tears to your eyes?
the guy is just taking the trash out
Have you ever taken the trash out?the guy is just taking the trash out
It's really painful, about 2 kicks in the nuts painful..
so here's something else that brings tears to our eyes
Close, but no cigar.
man dafauq is wrong with that website, this did bring tears out of my eyes, tears of laughter xD
why does this bring tears to your eyes?
the guy is just taking the trash out
Have you ever taken the trash out?the guy is just taking the trash out
It's really painful, about 2 kicks in the nuts painful..
so here's something else that brings tears to our eyes
Close, but no cigar.
why does this bring tears to your eyes?
the guy is just taking the trash out
Have you ever taken the trash out?the guy is just taking the trash out
It's really painful, about 2 kicks in the nuts painful..
so here's something else that brings tears to our eyes
why does this bring tears to your eyes?
the guy is just taking the trash out
Have you ever taken the trash out?the guy is just taking the trash out
It's really painful, about 2 kicks in the nuts painful..
why does this bring tears to your eyes?
the guy is just taking the trash out
the guy is just taking the trash out
I need a shit this morning that's gonna bring tears to my eyes. It was curry last night for dinner. Don't think I'll post it, though.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/superstitious-man-puts-bag-of-trash-outside-house,35333/
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PHILADELPHIA—Admitting that his long-held superstition was a little bizarre, local man Colin Dowd told reporters this morning that he always makes sure to place a bag of trash outside his house every single Thursday. “I know it’s kind of odd, but for several years, I’ve had this complex ritual where I have to tightly tie up that week’s bag of garbage, carry it down the driveway, and put it at the exact same spot on the curb,” said the exceedingly superstitious man, adding that his peculiar routine also leads him to obsessively collect plastic, metal, and paper containers during the week, which he is then compelled to place in a separate blue container that he also brings out the same day.
“It’s quirky, but gathering up my household refuse into a black trash bag—always a black one—is something I just have to do pretty much every week, except during the holidays. And if I’m out of town, I’ll always get a neighbor to go through with the ritual for me. I just have to. Sure, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but it’s just the way I am, you know?” Dowd added that on those rare occasions when he forgets to observe his outlandish custom on Thursday, he frantically scrambles to do so early in the morning on Friday.
“It’s quirky, but gathering up my household refuse into a black trash bag—always a black one—is something I just have to do pretty much every week, except during the holidays. And if I’m out of town, I’ll always get a neighbor to go through with the ritual for me. I just have to. Sure, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but it’s just the way I am, you know?” Dowd added that on those rare occasions when he forgets to observe his outlandish custom on Thursday, he frantically scrambles to do so early in the morning on Friday.
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