Can we ask for proofs for answered prayers? 
Haha, exacly! Anyway, we should all become saints for guiding the world into 22nd century of Bitcoin global currency. 
Topic: Prayers for Bitcoins! Announcing the Church of Bitcoin! (Read 4392 times)
Can we ask for proofs for answered prayers?
I hope this is a joke, lol.
It is a joke... but some ultra-religious nuts would still end up sending their bitcoins to this prayer service.
More like natural selection. Bitcoins remains in the hands of intelligent people. uhhh..
what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?
oh wait, christians do this already
Very nice avatar. Looks like a realm where you can have forgiveness without involving any money what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?
oh wait, christians do this already
Not impressed by the premise of this thread
Prayers should not be paid for with money. Period.
Prayers should not be paid for with money. Period.
CryptoPrayers - where your prayers are anonymous and backed by the Prayerchain!
PrayCoin? The next big crypto revolution!
CryptoPrayers - where your prayers are anonymous and backed by the Prayerchain!
is there any fee for people without religions?
When will the prayers switch from Proof Of Faith to Proof of Profit?
Will there be any type of automatic religion switching ability so I can ensure my money is going to the most profitable prayers?
And if I want all the prayers you can provide of all the religions, how much would it cost then 
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I'm an atheist. Can I just pay you for not praying?
I think this is the best option! What address can I use to silence your prayers?
It looks like a joke but If somehow It is not, this picture of the monk is not enough better make us a video about these monks who pray for our god, than someone might really consider donating but this looks more like a joke.
I'm an atheist. Can I just pay you for not praying?
How will the proof of prayer be delivered?
No offense to anyone but I have a message for the OP!
Move to USA! And start a church for bitcoin!And you will succeed!
why I say this?
because last week every day i saw on TV a program where people are making churches in USA!
And they had basketball players church, bikers church and some more options that will blow your mind!
So everything is possible in USA!
Move to USA! And start a church for bitcoin!And you will succeed!
why I say this?
because last week every day i saw on TV a program where people are making churches in USA!
And they had basketball players church, bikers church and some more options that will blow your mind!
So everything is possible in USA!
Do you offer bulk pricing? I need 100+ prayers/week.
Also, I can see you've talked previously about an API. Is it available for customers as well or just to religions?
Also, I can see you've talked previously about an API. Is it available for customers as well or just to religions?
We shared this thread in Episode 18 of the You, Me, and BTC Podcast. It made us laugh so we wanted to mention it in our Bitcoin comedy segment. 
Haha, I was listening to the podcast now and heard this so I came here to try and find it. What are the chances! 
We shared this thread in Episode 18 of the You, Me, and BTC Podcast. It made us laugh so we wanted to mention it in our Bitcoin comedy segment.
I hope this is a joke, lol.
Hi, i'm a God interested in your service.
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Oh my god this is perfect Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
btcprayer.com
Thou shalt earn Bitcoins !!!
Thou shalt
Would anyone be interested in starting a "Church of Development". Where "god" is "the future", and we worship by making it better. Basically just a developmental coin charity that religiously works towards the future.
I am a certified minister and I will work to get non-profit status in my state, but here is the base for the organization, I already have 200 members:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/church-of-development-213405
If anyone wants to get married or exercise demons, I can legally do the ceremony
I am a certified minister and I will work to get non-profit status in my state, but here is the base for the organization, I already have 200 members:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/church-of-development-213405
If anyone wants to get married or exercise demons, I can legally do the ceremony
Once your service grows will you consider an IPO?
..Will you offer shares in Heaven,Paradise,Valhalla, or Sto-Vo-Kor?
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..Will you offer shares in Heaven,Paradise,Valhalla, or Sto-Vo-Kor?
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Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. This scam is so fucked up...
Coming from this forum I should have realized it was a joke. Since I know there's so many religious figures asking for money (in the most idiotic ways), I thought it was just another common practice.
I suppose god is really powerful
Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. This scam is so fucked up...
Coming from this forum I should have realized it was a joke. Since I know there's so many religious figures asking for money (in the most idiotic ways), I thought it was just another common practice.
That said, OP what's the amount for heaven guarantee?
Is there one for atheists? 
Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. This scam is so fucked up...
Coming from this forum I should have realized it was a joke. Since I know there's so many religious figures asking for money (in the most idiotic ways), I thought it was just another common practice.
How much for heaven guarantee?
Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. This scam is so fucked up...
Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
This scam is so fucked up...
Hi, i'm a God interested in your service.
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Are you a God wishing to get his/her/its religion included in one of the above mentioned 13, or are you an intermediary God looking to relay prayers through to a major player at a bulk discount?
Hi, i'm a God interested in your service.
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
We would like to offer a new service to fellow bitcoiners, we are sure some of you folks are religious like us so we would like to offer something of mutual profit.
We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you.
Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!)
Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for!
We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you.
Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!)
Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for!
Great idea. There is a real need for a service like this.
Cut the satire, however. Marketing design is also bad. Your users will need to know how that you hate other religions and esp. athiests before they can trust you.
This we support 13 religions crap doesn't sell.
uhhh..
what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?
oh wait, christians do this already
what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?
oh wait, christians do this already
+1
uhhh..
what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?
oh wait, christians do this already
what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?
oh wait, christians do this already
We would like to offer a new service to fellow bitcoiners, we are sure some of you folks are religious like us so we would like to offer something of mutual profit.
We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you.
Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!)
Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for!
We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you.
Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!)
Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for!
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