http://jesuscoin.weebly.com/uploads/2/5/5/0/25507483/7583424_orig.pngHappy Easter everyone!
The sun has set in Jerusalem, where almost 2000 years ago, Jesus rose again and spoke to the apostles at Emmaus.
There are three religions in this world: The right one, the wrong one, and the goat-humping suicidal nutcases. Prove your faith by trading with JesusCoin, the official scrypt-based cryptocurrency of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ! The currency of his word shall be born eight days after his resurrection, on the day that even Apostle Thomas bought the tale.
God wants each and every one of you in paradise, but you can only reach it if you have proven yourself worthy by mining or trading JesusCoin. Any person with less than 10 JesusCoin, the amount of commandments he gave, shall burn in the deepest pit in Hell and be penetrated by Lucifer himself, for God is just.
Tell your peers of this once in a lifetime opportunity to cleanse their souls and clear their sins. Receive the Lord's blessings now or experience Lucifer’s penetration later. Choose as you must, but choose with care, for you may choose to give now or be forced to give later; in the end it comes down to the simple truth that the lord shall have his tribute.
"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24)
No pre-mining was done for that would be a sin worthy of the deepest of Hells. The creators of JesusCoin shall have no profit that is greater than that of all other supporters of this glorious coin. Work hard and reap the awards for the bible says: "The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied." (Proverbs 13:4)
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Kind regards. God bless.
Judas
http://jesuscoin.weebly.com/uploads/2/5/5/0/25507483/8302394_orig.jpgLaunchSunrise in Jerusalem: Monday, 28 April UTC 3:57EDIT: TBA - on the last Sabbath, the Lord granted us a vision of integrating his word into thy wallets - these features will take time to be implemented, for the Lord does not want to enter the world a cripple.
InformationAlgorithm: The good ol’ scripture of big J!
Block reward: 30 pieces of silver
New block time: One block every minute
Maximum Capacity: 126 000 000
Difficulty readjustment: Every two years
Pre-Mining: Nein!
OnlineWebpage:
http://www.coin-of-jesus.comBlock Explorer: Under construction
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