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Topic: [PRE-ANN] [JHC] JesusCoin - Meet the real Jesus! (Read 5966 times)

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legendary
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Jesus brought this coin to us
legendary
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I wanted to ask, will I go to hell if I troll here ?
Will I go to heaven if I troll on 666coin ?   Grin

Will Jesus changes his jesuscoin into btc ? (ok, I guess I will go hell  Grin)
Will he multiply the jesuscoin (PoS 500% would do it... that would be a jesuscoin)
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Behold the beast... 666Coin is coming.

https://twitter.com/666Coin666
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I won't trust a coin which cannot afford a proper domain and hosting. A free weebly page ? What's the problem with you dev ?

Misplaced that bag of silver - needed a rapid solution to spread the name of our Lord. Remembered where I hid silver in the catacombs - bought domain name. The Lord's name is not tainted by poverty no more - praise be unto his greatness!
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Oh my GOD!
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You should change the block reward for like 12 pieces of silver...

30 pieces of silver. That's how much my buddy JC was worth to me.
BFF <3
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Should I trust Judas Iscariot? Biblical documents tell me not to =P
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What's going on in this-

Oh shit..

Everyone in this thread is going to hell.

Wait, shit.. See you there!

i watched a documentary on youtube "history of the devil" in it they say their is no mention of hell anywhere in the bible so were all cool mate.  Cool
TTM
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I won't trust a coin which cannot afford a proper domain and hosting. A free weebly page ? What's the problem with you dev ?
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haha cool.

I'll get and keep 666 of 'em Cheesy
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What's going on in this-

Oh shit..

Everyone in this thread is going to hell.

Wait, shit.. See you there!
sr. member
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You should have a tagline contest.  Here's my offerings.

“Thou shalt have no other coins before me."
"Have you taken the lord into your wallet?"
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praise the lord  Cool
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buddy christ  Cool
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sr. member
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You should change the block reward for like 12 pieces of silver...
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Happy Easter everyone!

The sun has set in Jerusalem, where almost 2000 years ago, Jesus rose again and spoke to the apostles at Emmaus.

There are three religions in this world: The right one, the wrong one, and the goat-humping suicidal nutcases. Prove your faith by trading with JesusCoin, the official scrypt-based cryptocurrency of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ! The currency of his word shall be born eight days after his resurrection, on the day that even Apostle Thomas bought the tale.

God wants each and every one of you in paradise, but you can only reach it if you have proven yourself worthy by mining or trading JesusCoin. Any person with less than 10 JesusCoin, the amount of commandments he gave, shall burn in the deepest pit in Hell and be penetrated by Lucifer himself, for God is just.

Tell your peers of this once in a lifetime opportunity to cleanse their souls and clear their sins. Receive the Lord's blessings now or experience Lucifer’s penetration later. Choose as you must, but choose with care, for you may choose to give now or be forced to give later; in the end it comes down to the simple truth that the lord shall have his tribute.

"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24)

No pre-mining was done for that would be a sin worthy of the deepest of Hells. The creators of JesusCoin shall have no profit that is greater than that of all other supporters of this glorious coin. Work hard and reap the awards for the bible says: "The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied." (Proverbs 13:4)

For more information, visit coin-of-jesus.com and follow JesusCoin on Facebook!

Kind regards. God bless.

Judas

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Launch
Sunrise in Jerusalem: Monday, 28 April UTC 3:57
EDIT: TBA - on the last Sabbath, the Lord granted us a vision of integrating his word into thy wallets - these features will take time to be implemented, for the Lord does not want to enter the world a cripple.

Information
Algorithm: The good ol’ scripture of big J!
Block reward: 30 pieces of silver
New block time: One block every minute
Maximum Capacity: 126 000 000
Difficulty readjustment: Every two years
Pre-Mining: Nein!

Online
Webpage: http://www.coin-of-jesus.com
Block Explorer: Under construction
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jesuscoincryptocurrency
Contact: [email protected]

Disclaimer: JesusCoin is meant to be a humorous project. None of our statements are meant to be taken seriously and in no way are intended to hurt or discriminate anyone.
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