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Topic: PreOrder the new 100Ph/s miner "MooN" for only 2999,- USD and get one free! (Read 6252 times)

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Let me know when you come out with a Zettahash miner.  Ill buy all you can make.    Wink

Yeah! i want a Z-hasher too! same address for pre-order?  Grin
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Oh, my MooN-Miners just arrived, and they work like a charm. However, the noise is deafening! Like ... ehm... well, like a MooN-Miner.

Unfortunately, I had no free power-plugs, so I had to switch off all my S1. Therefore, the diff didn't skyrocket.

Btw: Nice feature that you have an MP3-player implemented which is controlling the fans of the PSU. I managed to let my fans now sing this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

interesting.   lol.
legendary
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Oh, my MooN-Miners just arrived, and they work like a charm. However, the noise is deafening! Like ... ehm... well, like a MooN-Miner.

Unfortunately, I had no free power-plugs, so I had to switch off all my S1. Therefore, the diff didn't skyrocket.

Btw: Nice feature that you have an MP3-player implemented which is controlling the fans of the PSU. I managed to let my fans now sing this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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You have anyone send any BTC for the pre-order.  That would be hilarious

the BTC address is from Wikileaks  Wink

Ahhh ok.   
hero member
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Gloire à la Victoire !
Nice joke  Wink ! I think we should add an humoristic board.
legendary
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Let me know when you come out with a Zettahash miner.  Ill buy all you can make.    Wink

the diff would probably skyrocket so high, that the same ratio of now, would be achieved again, so it does no matter how many hash you have, because other people cna have it too unless you are the only rich man and this thing cost too much for any other miners
newbie
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Even if you have sold your first batch, there is no significant increase in the network hashing power.
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Let me know when you come out with a Zettahash miner.  Ill buy all you can make.    Wink
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
You have anyone send any BTC for the pre-order.  That would be hilarious

the BTC address is from Wikileaks  Wink
legendary
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wow 100 petahashes is surely a lot.
hero member
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May i order 1 or 2 units? Pretty plzzzzzzz Grin
The first one arrived safely and is working like a dream! Roll Eyes
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You have anyone send any BTC for the pre-order.  That would be hilarious
legendary
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Add "JOKE" to the subject please so that people stop reporting this thread  Roll Eyes
+ 1 dude  Wink

sr. member
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Hee die Dinger sind ja so vielversprechend, da muss man ja gleich 5 Stück Ordern.
Finde auch das neue Design der Miner ganz praktisch, vorallem das man einfach den Miner öffnen kann um evtl Update 10nm Ram Chips zu erweitern?

Oder wie seht Ihr das Freunde? - Da bin ich ja nochmal beruhigt nicht bei Truman bestellt zu haben. Da hääte ich sicher schlechtere Geräte bekommen Cheesy

 Cheesy Nettes Ding Borpf -   scheints mir ja ein richtig sympatischer Quatz Cheesy

regards
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https://i.imgur.com/inXVklS.jpg
 Congratulations and thank you for placing an order for one bulk shipment of RE-Certifried BM Tek PSU's.

is this the miner or only a small part of the psu that is necessary for this barf miner? Smiley)))))))

top notch thread!
legendary
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 Congratulations and thank you for placing an order for one bulk shipment of RE-Certifried BM Tek PSU's.
legendary
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can you expand the mining capacity with more of the Chips?
Will you sell the chips by KG or by units?


Chips go by "bucket" - the industry standard  Grin
legendary
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can you expand the mining capacity with more of the Chips?
Will you sell the chips by KG or by units?
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
That is possible but we recommend that you sent us the money first and we will ship the miner asap! MooN!
legendary
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I'd like to pre-order the full first batch... But only if the screen rotates...


I know what you mean Cheesy Yesminers for the win!

Yesminers is a scam but our product is the real one! We deliever what we promise - most of the time.

And then you can sell the secret blueprint for people to build their own at home!

-Duct tape
-Cardboard
-Your old ram lying in some drawer
-Your old cellphone
-Random wires from your random electronic bin.
-???
-Your own MooN Home made edition!
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
I'd like to pre-order the full first batch... But only if the screen rotates...


I know what you mean Cheesy Yesminers for the win!

Yesminers is a scam but our product is the real one! We deliever what we promise - most of the time.
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
I do like the random pile of old RAM in the corner of the box, I think I could use this in an old PC I have in the attic.

Our MooN Miner is using this as voltage storage which improves the efficiency by 1021%!
hero member
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Where am I?
I do like the random pile of old RAM in the corner of the box, I think I could use this in an old PC I have in the attic.
legendary
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Hard to see.  And it is inside of a box.  Was this a joke?

I'm guessing so since it's a cardboard box.   Maybe should be in scam forum not mining as this gear has to be fake.

I don't know whats more hilarious this post or the OP.

Kudos to the OP Wink
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
I'd like to pre-order the full first batch... But only if the screen rotates...


Money arrived! First batch sold! We will sent the first batch on the 21.12 ! MooooooooooN!


@RealMalatesta

Thx. You were the first buyer that recieved a test-unit but the next batch will be 1000 times faster!
legendary
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After extensive testing of the BorpfMiner, I finally succeeded in constructing the ultimate cooling device - you can rent it for 1 BTC per miner:




As you see, the capacity is five BorpfMiners per rack and 24 racks per cooling unit. Of course I take pre-orders!
sr. member
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I'd like to pre-order the full first batch... But only if the screen rotates...
legendary
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Yes please do. Consider it a Vouch copy or something! I'll do a unboxing and a review!
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
LiteBorpfInc will reveal more infos in the coming weeks. Stay tuned, it is a game changer!



Does it involve nuclear fusion?

Yes. It is state of the art 2.0!


@VirosaGITS

Thank you. I will sent a preview sample for free to your address soonish! This is the real stuff!
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
and I need to ask again before ordering, will the display rotate depending on the monting direction?

Yes of course! Thanks for your question.
legendary
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Does it bother anyone else even slightly that the display on the cardboard joke unit is the same exact as the display on the 'Yesminers' site?

What are the chances the two are related?

Hmmmm...

The chances are high - in fact I suspect that the "Yesminer M20" is nothing but a re-labeled "MooN"

Don't insult the MooN. The Yesminer is nothing but a pretty 3D rendered image. The MooN is real! And we all know that ducttape is what hold the universe together. So it definitively make sense for it to be used as construction material for something strong.

After all i use it on many of my miners to make them better!
legendary
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Does it bother anyone else even slightly that the display on the cardboard joke unit is the same exact as the display on the 'Yesminers' site?

What are the chances the two are related?

Hmmmm...

The chances are high - in fact I suspect that the "Yesminer M20" is nothing but a re-labeled "MooN"
legendary
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LiteBorpfInc will reveal more infos in the coming weeks. Stay tuned, it is a game changer!
Does it involve nuclear fusion?

Quantum technology.
But you are free to run it on nuclear fusion generated electricity!
Although it's power draw is negligible.
legendary
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Crazy, i want to build a 100PH miner out of outdated DDR ram and a cellphone + ductape/cardboard combo too!


Does it involve nuclear fusion?

Lol, you and your Nuclear Fusion.
hero member
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LiteBorpfInc will reveal more infos in the coming weeks. Stay tuned, it is a game changer!



Does it involve nuclear fusion?
member
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Hahahahahaha!  This made my morning Smiley.

The attention to detail in this miner is fantastic, and the easy access flap to the internals is ingenious!

Just to put the thing into perspective - there is a company called URL REMOVED Yesminers actively selling pre-orders for their 20TH/s - 1500W Miner Vaporware... It's a big laugh in the German part of the forum ATM

Does it bother anyone else even slightly that the display on the cardboard joke unit is the same exact as the display on the 'Yesminers' site?

Does anyone else understand that clicks sent to this website will eventually translate to someone losing money?

What are the chances the two are related?

Hmmmm...
legendary
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hero member
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and I need to ask again before ordering, will the display rotate depending on the monting direction?

No. Display rotation indicates rising bitcoin price Cheesy
legendary
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and I need to ask again before ordering, will the display rotate depending on the monting direction?
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
Sounds good. Please post more info. Web site, etc.

Soonish!
newbie
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Sounds good. Please post more info. Web site, etc.
-ck
legendary
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Ruu \o/
Add "JOKE" to the subject please so that people stop reporting this thread  Roll Eyes


The ones reporting this thread to moderators are the ones being serious. Doesn't bother me...
legendary
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Any website there to Pre-Order this Miner?

Not yet. Only limited pre-order. First batch contains 21 MooN Miners.
full member
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I wonder how many people would actually believe this is true..
hero member
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Any website there to Pre-Order this Miner?
hero member
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Add "JOKE" to the subject please so that people stop reporting this thread  Roll Eyes

-ck
legendary
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Ruu \o/
Add "JOKE" to the subject please so that people stop reporting this thread  Roll Eyes
legendary
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You should emphasise the fact that the case is biodegradable, that's a definate selling point in these eco friendly times Smiley

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This would be a game changer if this machine lives up to the claimed specs. I will keep a close look on it...
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
i preorder
send me unit first, and then i will pay you
i can show you proof of my existance

do you want my address?

Yes i need that.
full member
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i preorder
send me unit first, and then i will pay you
i can show you proof of my existance

do you want my address?
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
nice and you don't even have to unbox it  Grin

That is a special feature for our customers. You can also easily upgrade the miner with our next hardware generation.
legendary
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nice and you don't even have to unbox it  Grin
hero member
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@OP u spent all the time of setting up this toy to write this post !!! Roll Eyes
newbie
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I like the cardboard box... much easier to ignite... gives the smoke alarms time to go off before the building goes up completely.. genius....

Does the fan come in blue...
legendary
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Hahahahahaha!  This made my morning Smiley.

The attention to detail in this miner is fantastic, and the easy access flap to the internals is ingenious!

Just to put the thing into perspective - there is a company called Yesminers actively selling pre-orders for their 20TH/s - 1500W Miner Vaporware... It's a big laugh in the German part of the forum ATM
legendary
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Hahahahahaha!  This made my morning Smiley.

The attention to detail in this miner is fantastic, and the easy access flap to the internals is ingenious!
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
Hard to see.  And it is inside of a box.  Was this a joke?

I'm guessing so since it's a cardboard box.   Maybe should be in scam forum not mining as this gear has to be fake.

The Borpf is the most real far-beyond-uber-next-generation gear coming out of Germany for the years to come!

How dare you saying it's a fake when there is picture and even video proof of the live unit hashing?
You can see it's hashrate on the display!

The company cannot reveal all it's secrets and only hint at the technological breakthroughs this miner is composed of - yet staying humble and down to earth the decision for a cardbox housing was clearly a signal to customers that Borpf knows that only performance counts and shiny marketing gizmos come second!

Very true. CEO Borpf will give us some more infos in the next days. Exciting times!


LiteCoinGuy, CFO
legendary
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I just jizzed myself.

Ask your doctor or pharmacist about the side effects of LiteBorpfInc Miners - the above mentioned is a common one Wink
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust
LiteBorpfInc will reveal more infos in the coming weeks. Stay tuned, it is a game changer!

full member
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Hello there!
100PH/s? I just jizzed myself.
What an insane number. We all know that mining hardware development is staying at a rocketing vertical level.
legendary
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Don't use bitcoin.de if you care about privacy!
Wow, looks like real german quality engineering!
Thanks for taking preorders for this get rich quick machine! You clearly care for the community and home miners:)
legendary
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Hard to see.  And it is inside of a box.  Was this a joke?

I'm guessing so since it's a cardboard box.   Maybe should be in scam forum not mining as this gear has to be fake.

The Borpf is the most real far-beyond-uber-next-generation gear coming out of Germany for the years to come!

How dare you saying it's a fake when there is picture and even video proof of the live unit hashing?
You can see it's hashrate on the display!

The company cannot reveal all it's secrets and only hint at the technological breakthroughs this miner is composed of - yet staying humble and down to earth the decision for a cardbox housing was clearly a signal to customers that Borpf knows that only performance counts and shiny marketing gizmos come second!
legendary
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i missed the important imformation, will the display rotate when I place the miner on the small side?
legendary
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Hard to see.  And it is inside of a box.  Was this a joke?

I'm guessing so since it's a cardboard box.   Maybe should be in scam forum not mining as this gear has to be fake.
legendary
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In Satoshi I Trust


German mining hardware firm LiteBorpfInc is deploying a new bitcoin ASIC it says will be a "game changer" for the industry!

First announced last November, the 10nm "MooN" is thousand times faster than the company's previous 28nm design. Unlike conventional 'flat' chips, its components are stacked four-dimensionally to increase efficiency and processing speed.

LiteCoinGuy said in a statement:

   "We've produced four consecutive all-new chip designs in only two days, exceeding even Moore's Law and we see no signs of this development slowing down going forward."

LiteBorpfInc, which raised a zero Series A in February, also unveiled details of a new mining facility in Boden, Northern Sweden. The 21-sq ft warehouse – roughly the size of a 21-sq ft warehouse – is scheduled to launch when its done.

The company said it has earmarked land adjacent to its two flagship data centres, located at a former military base, for future expansion.

All upcoming data centres will run exclusively on the 10nm MooN.



Preview Sample:

http://www.borpf.alfahosting.org/upload/Minervideo.GIF


You can preorder only 21 miners at a time. Please sent the BTC to

1MaXZE92yjuy4NYjTspmdWHMRT3jQUcTf4

and you will get a receipt in the next days.


- LiteCoinGuy, CFO -
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