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Topic: Prison inmate had his marbles taken away from him by force. (Read 246 times)

legendary
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An old buddy of mine who worked at a well known tattoo pale where i live
had a barbell through the head of his penis.. i didn't believe him ever
..he tried to show me one day and i passed.
I DID let him give me a tattoo though that i drew up  Smiley

And i thought that was extreme ROFL
I can't even imagine what the marbles thing would look like nor do i want to.

When i read this story i thought it was going to be a handful of marbles
and that the guards would think they could be used as a weapon.. maybe put them in a sack.
This sort of thing happens and old good buddy of mine one time in jail
went and beat a guy down in the middle of the night with a pillow case full of bars of soap.

People though..
I seen on TV guys who had magnets implanted into their fingers for example.
Not for me thanks..
Worse thing i ever did was get my nipple pierced around 20 years ago..
No idea why really i had known others who did it and i was high.. i smoked too much weed back then.
I still have it in too.. solid gold hoop of course !
(cheap metals give ma a rash so it has to be gold or it can't touch my skin)
vip
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U.S. prison inmate can sue over removal of marbles from penis

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King had the marbles implanted in and tattoos drawn on his penis in late 2008, prior to his incarceration, during a "body modification" craze.

Wait, you mean to tell me this was a thing back in the day and there's other folks with marbles stuck up their tattooed penis?

Grandma: Happy tenth birthday, Joey. Blow out the candle and make a wish.
Joey: I wish I were 18 so that I can get marbles stuck up my penis.
Grandma: Joey, you know your wish won't come true if you share it.
Joey: That's why I didn't mention getting a tattoo on my dick as well.
Grandpa: Joey, did I ever tell you 'bout the time I had a horseshoe stuck up my ass?
Joey: Yes, and that's when I got inspired to do the marble thingy one day.
Grandma: I'm goin' to the bathroom. Anybody seen the eggbeater?
Grandpa: Ain't it in your underwear drawer where you normally keep it?
Joey: Here it is, Grandma. Davy and I were using it yesterday playing spin the gerbils up our asses. Don't worry, we washed it after we made the scrabbled eggs we cooked for you yesterday.
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