Topic: Proper our children to greater heights: with adult toys. (Read 769 times)

Each generation comes up with a new way to make kids better and it just robs more of what it means to be a kid. You can force a kid to play golf like Tiger Woods and the issues will surface later in life.
If you have kids mimic adults to learn you kill creativity, the one aspect we really need to move forward.

I think we should just alow our kids to be kids, and when they get older, they will learn things suitable for their age.

Your reply highlights a problem..

you basically said "good family" ..which infers a lot.
and funny i had a similar conversation with someone assuming things about me on another web site earlier.
You think you know things and you proceed to make assumptions.

Guess what ?
The usage of drugs has absolutely no bearing on being poor or having "Good parents"

By your mentality i can see i am wasting my time here.
Good luck with your kids guy.. life ain't as easy as you think LOL

You sound like one of those "privileged" stuck up sort of guys that say..
"Why don't you just do this" or "why don't you just do that"
..problem solved.
right ?

Being an arm-chair quarterback in life is not too difficult.
Homelessness ? oh simple get a job.
Ugly ? ..just get a haircut etc.
Poor ? just go get some money LOL

Life is easy!

Funny part is 90% of the time thee people who spout off shit like that were simply boring little pussies growing up
that never "lived life" and in turn know fuck all about it.

Want to know why i kept skipping out of school and ended up dropping out and why i smoked pot ?
Boredom.

I used to enjoy having adult conversations with adults and kids got on my nerves as a kid.
Even at 5 years old i was like that.. i was eating at the kids table with two kids my age or older.
And they were chewing with their mouths wide one like a couple of retarded baboons.
And i remember being blown away shocked at out vulgar and intellectually retarded these two idiot kids were.
I had some outburst were i barked some shit at them ..i couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there.

As a kid i hated kids.. they were stupid & irritating and boring.
They love to just run at a wall all day long falling down.
Or siting there kicking a table hard while your watching TV.
Or watching Anime then spouting off on the web about being a forum moderator LOL

At 12 years old i was booted from school for bringing weed to class. (grade 5)
i got ratted out by a so called "Friend" and a mob was soon after me in school hallways..
I darted into the bathroom where the principle followed and confronted me demanding i come out of the bathroom stall.
He said.. "You flushed it didn't you?"
And i said, uh.. yeah.
Of course i didn't.. why the fuck would i flush my weed? LOL
I had tucked it into my sock.
And before you all assume dumb shit, let me state WHY.
I was simply bring it to show my ONE friend so he would believe me that i had it.
I sure as hell had no intention on smoking it at school.. and he had already bragged to me about he he liked smoking pot.
I had a about 1 gram of some good bud

That was trip one of 2 to meet with the superintendent of the entire massive school district stretching about 30 towns.
For special permission to stay in school.
I got booted for a while and had a home tutor later..
She was amazed she said at my intellect etc and she said she wanted to get me doing some tests
and she proposed that maybe i was just bored at school.
She gave me 3 University English tests (i found out afterwards)
I got something like 65, 80 and 100% on them.

YES school was boring like dragging nails on a chalk board.
All i ever felt like was it was for the purpose of keeping kids some where off the street while parents worked 9-5.
A big daycare system. LOL

But i lived life and learned things and have stories that are interesting.
I have probably lived more in 1 year than many people have all their lives.
AND my parents never laid the red carpet out for me.. such as?
Let me live with them rent free and give me a car and fund / co-sign my first house.
Nope.. if i wanted something i had to get myself.
At 16 i had already started my first successful business.. as a stoner drop out

But hey ..life is easy, so let me know how it works out for ya.

Check out these cute playhouses actual adults would love to model their real homes after!









More realistic child appliances! They really work!

If you both want to believe it's a bad idea, that's fine. I'm not really here to convince anyone but at the same time like Lina said it'd be a better idea to have a child's future planned out before it actually happens so they know what to expect and that they're prepared for the road ahead..

Well I don't think it'd be rejected completely. Children do actually welcome learning more than most think. It's all about whether they come from a good family and have good influences around them. If they do not, that would be the issue. For example, what influences did you have as a child that actually made you smoke marijuana? After all, somebody must have informed you about it. You couldn't have just been walking one afternoon and then saw a bag of marijuana on the ground and decided to smoke it. Influences play a big part in a child's life.

i think kids got it under control.. they will do what they want.

and i thought the topic title was on sex toys too!
what a bummer i was all ready to plug my Fleshlight topic i have here in OT.

Not the issue at hand here but i couldn't care less if kids wanted to play around with sex toys.

Ya gotta let kids be kids.. putting more advanced learning style / inspired stuff at their disposal ok too.
When i was younger i just didn't care about school crap.. i skipped out chronically and hated school.
It was only well into being an adult did my desire to learn really show up.
Now a days i love History or Science TV shows for example.
Sometimes i go and read science web sites and hear about new papers submitted.
Such as some recent good ones on Ebola treatments.
But..
As a Kid / Teen i was more interested in getting into shit and skateboarding / playing video games
and smoking some fucking weed if i could get my hands on it.

SO i am trying to say i think the learning type stuff is admiral in concept but will prob be rejected.

I don't know if you were implying children get negative influences around them, but if you were then that is a great point to make. I for one approve the idea of "adult toys", and possibly making sure my child only speaks to specific kids. I don't want negative impacts on my kids at all. Xbox doesn't teach you anything.

^ This guy gets it. To think people would actually be this eager in getting their kids to grow up is kind of silly. Kids need time to laugh, love, and really just enjoy life before they're just making life all about work. It's terrible. My older brother had no childhood and inherited some of my father's duties. Half of his childhood was taken away. It's not fair, or fun.

I Think this is redicukus Kids should not play thoes kinds of things .

Johnny: Hey, Bobby, look what my mom and dad got me.
Bobby: What the fuck is that?
Johnny: A make believe real refrigerator. Wanna play?
Bobby: Nah. I'm going home to play on my X-Box like all my other friends have. See you around, dude.
Johnny: Mom, Dad, I want an X-Box like all the other kids have.
Parents: Now, Johnny, we're just trying to teach you...
Johnny: GO FUCK YOURSELVES!



Parents: Well, it looks like it's working. Did you see little Johnny playing with the cute neighbor girls, dear?



Johnny: Guys, guys, hey, let's get in to tub naked and join the other dudes.
Guys: Right behind you, Johnny.
Johnny: Tom, not so close behind. HeHeHe

Johnny: Parents, meet my date to the prom, Jack.
Parents: Hello, Jack. Did you have neat adult toys when you were a kid?
Johnny: Parents, please. You'll make him blush, albeit I just love it when he blushes.



Parents: Dear, it's so peaceful us rocking on this front porch without any grandchildren to ever worry 'bout.
Parents: Unless Johnny and Jack adopt, that is, then we'll buy the cutie adult toys to play with.

i read it *adult toys. Lols I was relieved u meant this.

To be honest, I think it's better they find these things out now than later. Better to educate the child ASAP. The last thing you would ever desire is your child being unaffiliated with such things. It's also very important to have their future locked in beforehand so they're not questioning where they belong or anything of that nature. When I was young, my parents never really bought me toys or taught me any kind of life lessons. It was always them parenting as they go along, and just stepping in when they felt things were getting dangerous for me. I don't think they ever cared.

Nobody said anything about spending $12,000 dollars on a play house. It'd be a rather useful incitive plan to simply make sure your kids know what they're doing 18 years down the road. You need to make sure they're prepared. That's what a good parent does. Also at some point, you'd have to buy your kids some toys whether you want to or not so I just feel like if you're going to buy them toys, you should buy them toys that teach them things.

To be honest, I feel like it's actually kind of ridiculous to take raising our children to that type of extreme. I just reverse image searched that house and it's worth $12,000. I'm not about to spend that kind of money on toys for my child to teach them home owner's insurance. If you really wanna do that, are you also going to be painfully realistic and teach them the pain of going bankrupt and living on the street if they lose that house? That's too much for a child to take in at such a young age. Forget it.

Hello. I wanted to have a discussion about children and why it's so important to buy them as many adult toys as possible. I know what you might be thinking. "Adult toys? I don't believe my son should be playing with flesh lights". I'm not speaking about those toys. I'm speaking of toys modeled after adult machinery. For example, there are real working mini appliances made for children. They can be useful in terms of not just entertaining the child, but teaching them to adapt to useful tools later on in life.


There are toy fridges, ovens, vacuums, and full on houses children can feel like adults in.












We can teach our children home owner's insurance. Make them practice driving in toy cars. Teach them about jobs, and so on.


Do you feel it's necessary to train our kids when they're young?