Topic: Psychic Yoghurt (Read 384 times)

I purpose the following experiment:

1.Outline
1.a The experiment's intent is to determine true or false.
1.b The determining factor in the outcome of the experiment will be the modulation of the Bitcoin exchange rate confirmed with a CRC checksum.

2.Hypoithisis
2.a The yoghurt being alive has the property of psychic.
2.b The property of psychic being defined as macroscopically observable quantum effects produced by organic chemistry.
2.c The trader or the operator of a trading bot is also alive allowing for a resonant connection with the yoghurt.
2.d The resonant connection between the trader and the yoghurt is a superluminal virtual boson.
2.e The transmission of force will occur between the yoghurt and the traders via the boson is such a manner that binary data will be encoded in the time varying value of the exchange rate.
2.f The yoghurt will be stimulated with a dose of sugar or another stimulant as a reward for successful modulation.
2.g Feedback between the yoghurt and the software will be accomplished via electrodes connected the audio I/O.
2.h Output to the sugar dispenser will be accomplished via USB.

3.Conclusions
3.a If the results of the experiment are positive then yoghurt has the power to control the minds and actions of man in exchange for sugar via "spooky action at a distance".