Dont know why people are still posting in this thread but the OP has not been active for almost a month now and the thread is going offtopic into a shitposting cesspool.
Dont know why you are also replying on this .
OP if you are reading this you should post a trade offering in the Currency Exchange section of the forum. You may get offered there with a good deal. Make sure to use an escrow while dealing to prevent scammers.
The op is looking for an urgent or a fast way . posting this offer in the forum can take time . using escrow can also eat charges
Otherwise just deposit your ETH on any exchange which you are comfortable with and sell them for bitcoin. I dont see why would not have done it already.
He is asking here because he doesnt have any idea of a reliable fast exchange .
@op try shapshift.io , i also use changelly before but i think they are now becoming shady nowadays .