Topic: RELAX! It's time for some crypto Jokes! (Read 132 times)
ow my god so funny, loved it.
not mine but my favourite 
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Why do bitcoiners want a Lambo?
Because Ferrari is owned by Fiat
: Why do bitcoiners want a Lambo?
Because Ferrari is owned by Fiat
I found some interesting Jokes about Bitcoin and cryptos and i would love to share them with you!
Grab some pop corn and Enjoy!
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What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average plumber?
An average plumber can at least solve a block.
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What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?
Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon.
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Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?
They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.
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How many miners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A million - One to do it and 999,999 to verify that he did.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Satoshi who?
;-)
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What’s the difference between Mt Gox and marriage?
There’s still hope of recovering some of your coins after Gox
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Why won’t the Icelandic government embrace bitcoin?
They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze.
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What’s the difference between bitcoin and marriage?
You only lose the house, kids and half your wealth when your marriage turns to shit.
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I paid a hooker with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again.
She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away.
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Why are the Chinese dumping their Bitcoins this week?
Because they were Wong about Wright.
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In Bitcoin news the real Satoshi Namakoto was found and arrested this week.
He was charged with indecent exposure for revealing himself to a minor in the pool.
There were concerns that photo evidence in his trial would be deemed too “cryptographic” for public release.
Satoshi’s miraculous escape from his cell moments later was witnessed by at least 200 of his peers…
but is still yet to be confirmed.
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What is an Irish cryptocurrency investor most worried about?
“Forking Bitcoin!”
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Why is Santa still struggling to get his shit together this year?
His lists are still capped at 1mb!!!
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A boy asked his bitcoin-investing father for $10.
Father: $9.82? What do you need $10.08 for?
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Credits: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3xtxvc/bitcoin_jokes_cmon_its_the_silly_season/
Grab some pop corn and Enjoy!
____________________________________
What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average plumber?
An average plumber can at least solve a block.
____________________________________
What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?
Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon.
____________________________________
Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?
They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.
____________________________________
How many miners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A million - One to do it and 999,999 to verify that he did.
____________________________________
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Satoshi who?
;-)
____________________________________
What’s the difference between Mt Gox and marriage?
There’s still hope of recovering some of your coins after Gox
____________________________________
Why won’t the Icelandic government embrace bitcoin?
They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze.
____________________________________
What’s the difference between bitcoin and marriage?
You only lose the house, kids and half your wealth when your marriage turns to shit.
____________________________________
I paid a hooker with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again.
She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away.
____________________________________
Why are the Chinese dumping their Bitcoins this week?
Because they were Wong about Wright.
____________________________________
In Bitcoin news the real Satoshi Namakoto was found and arrested this week.
He was charged with indecent exposure for revealing himself to a minor in the pool.
There were concerns that photo evidence in his trial would be deemed too “cryptographic” for public release.
Satoshi’s miraculous escape from his cell moments later was witnessed by at least 200 of his peers…
but is still yet to be confirmed.
____________________________________
What is an Irish cryptocurrency investor most worried about?
“Forking Bitcoin!”
____________________________________
Why is Santa still struggling to get his shit together this year?
His lists are still capped at 1mb!!!
____________________________________
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing father for $10.
Father: $9.82? What do you need $10.08 for?
____________________________________
Credits: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3xtxvc/bitcoin_jokes_cmon_its_the_silly_season/
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