Don't limit yourself to RL, shakaru. I can envision some instances when a sidekick can come in handy online. You'd be like a sockpuppet without the ethical dilemmas!
Or a hand up my ass!
Topic: Rent your very own comical sidekick. 0.5btc (Read 1025 times)
Or a hand up my ass!
Don't limit yourself to RL, shakaru. I can envision some instances when a sidekick can come in handy online. You'd be like a sockpuppet without the ethical dilemmas!
Let me paint a picture for you. You are in a crowded supermarket somewhere in the LA area. The lines are long, and you don't want to wait. When all of a sudden you hear over the PA system "checklanes 7 and 8 are now opening and taking customers" The sheep start to flock over to the new lanes, but you wait, why? ITA TRAP! Its me, on the pa, pulling a ruse.
Or this scenario. Your a on a long car ride. Your 12 and 13 year old son and daughter begin to annoy each other and in turn, you too. Before you even have the threaten to pull over to the side of the road, you head the sound of a "Twachk!" in stereo. In the rear view mirror, me, with dual rulers, laying down the law of the road.
Or I imagine getting cut off on the way to work in the morning. Well, now imagine that just with the simple text of a license plate. You could bother that individual all day long. Everyday. Forever.
You name something, I think its a good idea, you pay me, I do it. I already practice my own brand of street justice already, now I am standing by to take you order and set the world right. Pm me now and for just pennies a day, I can throw pennies at your neighbor!. Act now, enthusiasm limited.
0.5btc/hr + cost if need. Upfront quote provided. Serving the Greater La metro area with ability to strike anywhere within the state to Las Vegas....Fuck Utah
Or this scenario. Your a on a long car ride. Your 12 and 13 year old son and daughter begin to annoy each other and in turn, you too. Before you even have the threaten to pull over to the side of the road, you head the sound of a "Twachk!" in stereo. In the rear view mirror, me, with dual rulers, laying down the law of the road.
Or I imagine getting cut off on the way to work in the morning. Well, now imagine that just with the simple text of a license plate. You could bother that individual all day long. Everyday. Forever.
You name something, I think its a good idea, you pay me, I do it. I already practice my own brand of street justice already, now I am standing by to take you order and set the world right. Pm me now and for just pennies a day, I can throw pennies at your neighbor!. Act now, enthusiasm limited.
0.5btc/hr + cost if need. Upfront quote provided. Serving the Greater La metro area with ability to strike anywhere within the state to Las Vegas....Fuck Utah
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