Topic: Requesting a loan of 0.2BTC loan until 1/10/2020 (Read 494 times)

It’s a gimpywaffle @condoras..

Op can we have some pics proving the eviction?? Guess not as you are a liar

Firstly, don't answer with a question. It's a bit ridiculous.
Secondly how do you came to the conclusion that i'm complaining about anything?! Now I believe that you have some serious brain issue or something! lol
Thirdly (and from my point of view) you are not even considered as a member, just because you make an account. Not to mention that the first thing that you do is to ask for a non collateral loan. You will be a "legendary" member for sure with this start...

P.S: And yes, I actually do and other things (or at least I try to do).

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A gimp with a waffle or a gimp on a waffle?!?!

Shut up you gimpwaffle, Condoras is an asset here, you are as much of an asset as a shitstain on the bog

Post a pic of the letter, with all your personal details blocked out.  If you do that someone may actually lend you some funds

It seemed like a tall tale from the start, but yeah, that reply makes it sound like a pile of steaming bull shit.

I don't have any experience renting to residential tenants, but I know California has a lot of protections in place to prevent landlords from evicting people from their homes on a whim.  Here's the process as it's laid out by the California court system:


By design this is meant to take a significant amount of time.  Even if the courts decide the eviction is justified, the landlord still has to give the tenant 30 days to vacate the premises.  

Pajeets gonna Pajeet...

cant believe the shit some people spill out in this place its madness really

I don't think your landlord could have possibly had a court hearing within three days. You might have overdone your sob story again.

Utter bull shit, I’ve been a landlord for years & nobody would raise an eviction notice for one late payment. In the UK we can’t even start the county court process for 3 months & that’s before it goes to the high court.
You’re either totally lying about this whole story or you’ve missed multiple payments.

Nope. But I’m about to be. Considering we were hit with an eviction order from the Sheriffs department.

are you homeless yet op?

I’ve never been late since I moved in. Christmas just did me dirty this year. But as for my landlord, she’s cool as fuck, but the “corporate” (as she calls them) office is the ones calling the shots and they do not allow for ANY leeway.

I got my 3 days to pay or quit notice LITERALLY the first day past when rent was due. They don’t play no games unfortunately. I suppose it’s the most fair way to handle these situations but still sucks.

Can’t say there’s any ferrets in the room. 😂

I know from experience that finding good tenants is hard.  Unless you are repeatedly late or you're a bad tenant I would expect your landlord to be flexible with a late payment.  Especially this time of year.

Are you frequently late to pay your rent?  Do you raise ferrets in the master bedroom?

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I'm not the one begging for bitcoins here so you can assume whatever you want, it doesn't matter. Now that your deadline has almost passed and it has become clear that you're not getting the money you might want to focus on your high-paying job and on apartment search.

There you go with more assumptions. What are you a damn weatherman?

It's not hard to cash bitcoins at all. There's this fancy device called a bitcoin ATM. Also, I asked for the loan a few days ago, so I'd have plenty of time to cash them if the loan was granted.

I had offered a high interest rate in hopes it would get approved so I could afford to pay my rent. I make more than enough to pay the loan back, including the interest.

Unfortunately for you, you're paranoid that everyone and their mom is a scammer. I'll just ASSUME you smoke meth or something with that level of paranoia. I mean, shit, that's what many on this thread do, assume shit, so fuck it, I'll just start pulling random ideas out of thin air too.

No, you're offering a ridiculous interest rate hoping that someone will be greedy enough to fall for your scam.

It's unlikely that you'd be able to cash those bitcoins out today anyway, so again - your story is bullshit.

OK son, so you get tagged yet moan about it?

you really are a special kind of window licker.

Thanks for proving my point. this is a direct copy and paste from the post you linked to.

"If you completely ignore this sticky and make a loan request with no collateral, without having massive trust on the forum, the chances of you getting negative trusted feedback and therefore having a Trade with Extreme Caution tag is almost 100%."

Again, nowhere does it say that collateral is REQUIRED. It just says the chances of getting a loan without one are low.

Try again, "fucktard." LMFAO

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.6309543

reading isn't one of your special skills then is it? and magically this thread is a sticky not 3 posts above this one.

fucktard.

I did read the forum. Nowhere does it state collateral is a requirement. It’s just recommended for newer users. Hell there’s even lenders advertising loans with no collateral.

Only idiot here is you son, no collateral = no loan for the likes of you. If you really spent time reading the forums you would know that

LOL, I guess you must know everything too right? You guys are a joke. I've browsed these forums for a very long time and never saw any reason to create an account because the boards I view don't require one.

And because I've lived in the same apartment for 5 years, get lower rent due to being a veteran, and live in a place that has semi affordable rent in California makes my story bullshit?

You sound like a damn 5 year old. Thinking you know all the answers and that no one else can possibly be right. You clearly don't know anything about renting in California. You've obviously never heard of the Inland Empire. 1,200 for a 2BR is pretty normal here. Except for maybe Rancho Cucamonga.

Again, just more baseless accusations of being a "scammer" with no REAL proof other than what you and other are ASSUMING you know.

I'll wait for someone to post some real evidence instead of acting like a child and accusing people of shit. I'm offering a ridiculous interest rate because I need to get the loan to avoid being evicted.

Do you think I haven't talked to my landlord? You must think I'm retarded or something. Obviously I can't be evicted in 6 days, but once the eviction process starts, the landlord can choose to continue with the process whether I pay or not. I've already been given the 3 days to pay or quit notice.

So anything else your dumbass has to say? Or are you just going to keep sitting here and acting like a fucking idiot?

The part where you know that you're not creditworthy, create an account on the forum, and go straight to the Lending board to ask for money offering a ridiculous interest rate.

Also your story is total bullshit. $1200 for a 2BR is very low in many parts of California, but let's say you live in a slum in Bakersfield so maybe that's legit. However you can't be evicted in 6 days so just talk to the the landlord, pay him on the tenth, add a hundred bucks for the trouble, and everyone will be happy.

What part of California are you in?

Ok, that's great. But my question is, where is your PROOF that I'm a "scammer"? Or are you just pulling that information out of your ass?

You have asked for a non collateral loan where you offer something like an advance payment as "collateral" but it is not accepted as a valid one,

I suggest you to read here - [EDU] The Rule of "No Collateral, No Loan" - IGNORE AT YOUR OWN RISK!

This shows that beyond reasonable doubt you are trying to take someone's money and not return it in time because here nothing traceable is given by you neither it can be used in a court of law to extort the lent money to you.

Irrelevant.

It will mark you as scammer and prevent anyone naive from trusting you with your money. Thats how this forum works. If you dont like it, leave it.

Lol, so I get a negative trust because of asking for a loan?

You do realize you have the ability to deny the loan, right?

Your negative trust is dumb and unwarranted. Some childish crap because you have nothing better to do.

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You need to offer proper collateral. If you don't do that, you just spend your and our time. Nice stories are not a valid collateral, hence your fresh red trust feedback.
Since I believe you don't have collateral that can be accepted here (usually digital), your best chance is a pawn shop.

So why you believe that you can get it here?

Tried that as well. Since I don’t bank with a “traditional” bank account (I use chime, zero overdraft and I like the fact that I can turn my card off so it can’t be charged unless I want it to be charged) they won’t loan to me. I have to have one of the bigger banks such as Chase, BoA, Wells Fargo, etc.

I thought chime would be accepted but since it doesn’t have any walk in locations most banks won’t touch it.

Go to your nearest bank and ask for a short-term loan. They'll most likely accept if you prove you can pay them back.

Tried, but boss doesn't have the ability to do it. He isn't in a position to give out company money early like that. It's all done through a separate payroll company, I work for a large corporation, so it's out of his control unfortunately :/

Ask your boss for an advance.

Hey everyone,

I'm not sure if this will work, but I figured I might as well try. Basically, I was supposed to pay my rent 12/30/2019 (last Monday). I just started my new job right after Christmas and I won't get my first paycheck (which will be around $4,000, not exactly sure just how much yet) until 1/10/2020 (this coming Friday)

Rent is $1,200 (one of the many perks of living in CA, we have GREAT rent prices........ lol. Joking. Our rent is outrageous. That cost is for a 2 bedroom apartment.  )

My landlord is threatening to start the eviction process against me, my wife + kid out of our place tomorrow 1/6/2020 (Monday) if I don't pay my rent in full. If this happens, I'll be screwed trying to find a new place.

We've used up what savings we had while waiting for my new job to start.

If anyone is willing to loan me 0.2BTC, I can pay you back 0.3BTC on 1/10/2020 when I get paid on Friday. That will be the first payment out of my account. After my rent gets paid I won't have any other bills to worry about until after my next paycheck, so paying back the full 0.3BTC won't be a problem at all.

Can provide BTC address if someone is open to the idea.

Thanks for your time, hope everyone is having a great new year so far!