You need to enable USB booting from the stick with your Linux ISO image burnt on it. There are loads of sites in Google explaining how to create this stick. Now comes the part that held me up for a few hours. Microsoft doesn't want you to install anything via a system other than Windows, and, of course, you want to get rid of all the Microsoft stuff that you can. You have to make a number of changes in the BIOS to effect this. First you have to promote the USB port to the top of the boot options. Then you have to disable the hard drive in both the boot list and its BIOS entry. Then you need to remove or disable the Microsoft OS blocking routine. I forget what this is called, but I can post it later if anyone is unsure. Hit F10 to exit and save changes. Then power down and restart the computer. I prefer this slightly longer process to the simple run on from the exit. It seems to allow the PC to register all the changes, and sometimes these can be missed with a runon. If all is OK, then your machine should boot from the stick and give you 4 or 5 options. The first is to run Bodhi from the stick, and you might like to try this first to see if you like it.Once things seem to be OK, then power off the computer and restart it. Now take the second option, which is to install Bodhi on the SSD. Let this run, and choose your options from the installation menus. If all looks good, then power off, and remove the USB stick. Restart by entering the BIOS, and reset it to factory setting. Now make any changes you want to, such as disabling fingerprinting.. Restart the computer, and you should be in the exciting world of Bodhi.
I love your story, and feel really identify with it. Formatting a PC from Windows to linux is a priceless experience, feels awesome how fast computers are with linux, and i love the fact that they don't become slower in the long run, in other words, there is no defrag needed for the disk if you run Linux.
Personally, i got 2 months ago an old Dell M6600, but with a powerful i7 8 cores, and i realized it has 4 slots of RAM, so decided to install 32GB of RAM on it and use it as a server for Virtual machines for my Casinos Project. I navigated to Amazon an found 2x8GB for $22, it was DDR3 so i was happy with the price, but when i got the 4 RAMs and installed them on the Laptop, to my surprise it didn't power on. And it was frustrating, i didn't understand why, and after watching some videos i understand the problem. The rams i bought was DDRL, which means it runs on 1.35V, and the Laptop needs RAMs that run on 1.5V. So, i sent the RAMs back, and bought the right ones (Ddr3 8gb 1600mhz 1.5v). When i installed them the laptop powered on without problems and i was ready to start installing the virtual machines.
By the way, the version of Ubuntu that i like to work with is Mate, that was the user interface that Linux used to have when i tried it for the first time 20 years ago, and i am still in love with it.
https://ubuntu-mate.org/