Google "future of Butterfly Labs preorders" https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/a2/1_Man_1_Cup_3.jpg
edit: seems that spoiler tag does not work here. Dont want to make this another shock site so be careful for adult link
Topic: Saddle up! (Read 754 times)
Google "Butterfly position"
Google "future of Butterfly Labs preorders" https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/a2/1_Man_1_Cup_3.jpg
edit: seems that spoiler tag does not work here. Dont want to make this another shock site so be careful for adult link
Google "future of Butterfly Labs preorders" https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/a2/1_Man_1_Cup_3.jpg
edit: seems that spoiler tag does not work here. Dont want to make this another shock site so be careful for adult link
Thank god you didn't google for "Butterfly Kisses"
Note to self: goodlard666 will trick you.
Thank god you didn't google for "Butterfly Kisses"
I'm supposed to have chickens in my emergency kit?
Of course. What else are you going to eat? 
Stylish chickens?
Well, if you want to barter them instead of eat them, stylish chickens can be worth up to 5-10 bullets more than ugly ones. People always pay more for a good-looking product. 
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Like the regular chicken saddle, the Butterfly Saddle is meant to cover a hen's back to allow feather growth, or even to protect her before it happens. Some overzealous rooster's do damage to the wings as well which can be hard to cover - but not anymore! Our Butterfly Saddle is all one piece and snaps underneath the wings making it incredibly easy to put on and stay on. Your hen will be able to flap her wings and move around normally; this does nothing to inhibit your hen's ability to do anything. Not only will your chickens look stylish in these, but they're also great to have in your emergency kit!
I'm supposed to have chickens in my emergency kit?
Stylish chickens?
http://www.louisescountrycloset.com/butterfly-saddles/
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Like the regular chicken saddle, the Butterfly Saddle is meant to cover a hen's back to allow feather growth, or even to protect her before it happens. Some overzealous rooster's do damage to the wings as well which can be hard to cover - but not anymore! Our Butterfly Saddle is all one piece and snaps underneath the wings making it incredibly easy to put on and stay on. Your hen will be able to flap her wings and move around normally; this does nothing to inhibit your hen's ability to do anything. Not only will your chickens look stylish in these, but they're also great to have in your emergency kit!
I swear on my mother and father's ashes I didn't Google "Butterfly Chicken".
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