Apologies, bud, for I thought that there may only be a small handful of edits but it turned out to be a whole slew of mostly über-minor changes.
Are you sure that you don't want to have your name before mine since you penned the majority of the content? Thinking out loud, one day you may want this WP to reference on some future CV. (I know what a CV is because I haz a diplomer from Google High)
Dearest Ruskus Bankcoiner,
My apologies for the lack of umlauts placement in your name. No, that's OK. You're the star of the show, your last name starts with a letter before mine, and plus in academic papers the primary author(s) come(s) last anyway.
For some reason the WP is depicting 14/14 pages, yet it's [exactly] 13 pages in length. I wonder why. The only problem I see as it stands is that some folks may think something is missing, when in fact there's nothing missing.
That's because we're not counting the cover as a page. I actually trained MS Word to hide the "of 14" part specifically for this reason.
Note to self: Flying Hellfish loathes umlauts as much as Cyrus loathes "sans". 
We both loathe the umlauts but I am resigned to their permanence.
Regarding the remainder of your missive,
I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is I'll get it done for you. The bad news is it will be by late tomorrow morning my time. I spent all day writing for my other job and I'm afraid to report that the main effects for my medicinal cure of induced exhaustion are now settling in, thus hindering me from completing said task in good form tonight.
Thanks for your consideration. Sincerely,
Guy.
