first you will be ignored.
then you will be laughed at.
then shitloads of criminal behaviour will happen to try and take out your threat.
then Bitcoin wins.
Did I get the humour right?
Topic: [sarcasm] Solving the pressing problems of our times by launching alt coins (Read 5429 times)
November 15, 2013, 03:54:24 AM
Bitcoin -- a cesspit of criminal minds that are terrified of two things: 1) government shutting them down, 2) any attempt to create alt-coins that risks diluting their deflationary profits. Would you like to make an altcoin? Just follow this guideline:
first you will be ignored.
then you will be laughed at.
then shitloads of criminal behaviour will happen to try and take out your threat.
then Bitcoin wins.
Did I get the humour right?
first you will be ignored.
then you will be laughed at.
then shitloads of criminal behaviour will happen to try and take out your threat.
then Bitcoin wins.
Did I get the humour right?
November 15, 2013, 03:17:11 AM
lol... funny.
November 15, 2013, 03:04:23 AM
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November 15, 2013, 01:42:20 AM
Looking forward to investing in all of these 
November 15, 2013, 01:13:03 AM
Funny.
But I do wish someone would launch a coin that respects privacy such as a coin that uses libzerocoin, or a coin with coinjoin built in.
I could be wrong, but I think they would become popular, especially if they could be merge-mined. And hopefully spur the bitcoin devs into making private transactions and fungibility top priority as well.
But I do wish someone would launch a coin that respects privacy such as a coin that uses libzerocoin, or a coin with coinjoin built in.
I could be wrong, but I think they would become popular, especially if they could be merge-mined. And hopefully spur the bitcoin devs into making private transactions and fungibility top priority as well.
November 15, 2013, 01:04:25 AM
MikeHearCoin
LOL
It took me an embarrassingly-long time to get that joke. But it's a much better name for the NSA-coin--very stealth
November 15, 2013, 01:00:29 AM
MikeHearCoin
LOL
November 15, 2013, 12:52:38 AM
This has been done so much so that there is a lack of suitable names to name the coins as they are flooding every corner of the digital coins marketplace.
I see that I forgot my [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags!
November 15, 2013, 12:49:59 AM
This has been done so much so that there is a lack of suitable names to name the coins as they are flooding every corner of the digital coins marketplace.
November 15, 2013, 12:46:13 AM
In the spirit voluntarism, I propose we solve the pressing problems in crypto-currencies (black-lists, taint, fungibility, inflation, etc) by simply launching multiple alt coins and see which one wins. Below are some ideas just to get the ball rolling. Feel free to contribute!
FBI-coin / taint-coin:
With this coin, you get to help the FBI solve crimes!! You'll never forget your first "visit."
Fed-coin:
This coin is great because the wise people in control can increase the supply whenever they want. We will all have so many!
ECB-coin:
With this coin, you wake up one morning and 20% are missing.
NSA-coin:
Every NSA coin comes with its own virus that hands over control to one of your webcams or microphones!
Microsoft coin:
This coin hardly works and people still buy it.
FBI-coin / taint-coin:
With this coin, you get to help the FBI solve crimes!! You'll never forget your first "visit."
Fed-coin:
This coin is great because the wise people in control can increase the supply whenever they want. We will all have so many!
ECB-coin:
With this coin, you wake up one morning and 20% are missing.
NSA-coin:
Every NSA coin comes with its own virus that hands over control to one of your webcams or microphones!
Microsoft coin:
This coin hardly works and people still buy it.
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