Here is my cringy but funny adaptation of 'Santa Claus is coming to town':
Oi Banks!
You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.
He sees the banks,
He knows that they’re all shills,
He hates their dodgy work all the year round,
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.
He sees them when there’s a recession,
He watches their corrupt manipulation,
He knows that they’ve been quite very bad,
So he came up with a plan.
You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.
He was sitting in the office a summer’s day,
when he came up with this coin,
he called it Bitcoin and waited,
and wow, now it’s up 10k
You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.
The banks were sad,
They tried to stop him,
But they failed pretty bad and he stuffed up their plans
And Satoshi Nakamoto saved us all.
Yeah!
And Satoshi Nakamoto saved us all!!!!!
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