What you all don't know is, Satoshi's stash of Bitcoin was already stolen...
It all happened 4 winters nights ago, as Satoshi was walking about in Karpeles neighborhood where he passed on his way home, the neighborhood was known for having a large amount of muggers and thieves, thought he didn't care, he was a quite man but when disturbed, had balls of fury. But there was also a man named Mart Karpelo. Mart Karpelo had been tracking Satoshi for quite some time, figuring out his normal route to work, and especially observing the streets he walked on coming home. Mark Karpelo knew Satoshi would be on Gox Avenue in Karpeles neighborhood at the time, which by the way was 7:50 pm.
And so, as Satoshi walked over the bridge Mark was hiding under, Mark ran up to meet him. They eyed each other, Mark had the look of greed in his eyes, and Satoshi eyes were squinted and focused, as he knew what was about to happen. Mark took 3 steps towards Satoshi, his fists balled up and clenched tight, Satoshi stepped back, put down his BackPack, and took up the Flying Dragon of the West stance. They both stood there, looking at each other intensely, when Mark made the first move towards Satoshi....and BAM! Mark flew backwards, and landed face first on the floor. Satoshi smirked, and stuck the finger up at Mark, only making him angrier. Mark had to think quickly, he knew there was no way he could beat Satoshi in this state. Finally, after 3 minutes of pure thought, Mark got up, dusted himself off, straightened his shoulders and said, " Satoshi, I have a proposal for you, I know you've invented Bitcoin, I know how hard you've worked to ensure it's success. I've been working on a Bitcoin Exchange, where people can trade Bitcoins for real money, I have everything figured out, except the name"
Satoshi lessened his Flying Dragon of the West stance, and looked warily at Mark. After a few seconds he said, " You know, that sounds really interesting, I never really though of having an fiat exchange for Bitcoin! Walk with me, we could discuss this some more" Satoshi then picked up his Backpack, and then walked over towards Mark...KABOOM! Satoshi fell on the floor, knocked out cold by Mark's Scammer Liar Cheating Fist of Fury. Mark had tricked Satoshi! Laughing evily, Mark quickly grabbed Satoshi's backpack, drained his wallets, and walked happily down Gox Lane..
As soon as Mark got home to his apartment on Scammer Boulevard, he opened up Satoshi's laptop and saw 1.2million Bitcoins. Mark screamed in delight, " I'm Rich!! I know what I'll name my exchange, it's gonna be called Mt.Gox, cause that's where I felled Satoshi!" After a hour of rejoicing and pleasure with his hand, Mark sat on his couch, sadly not realizing that Satoshi's stolen laptop was malfunctioning and about to explode due to his continuous, excessive release of white liquid that landed over it.
Unfortunately from then on, Satoshi's 1.2million Bitcoins were lost forever.
The End.
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