SCAM ALERT: Johnniewalker's Bags of Cash

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Quote from: danieldaniel on September 17, 2013, 06:38:19 AM

Quote from: BorderBits on September 08, 2013, 01:34:41 AM

Quote from: johnniewalker on September 06, 2013, 03:19:03 AM

From dictionary.com:
1. assay: to subject (a substance, such as silver or gold) to chemical analysis, as in the determination of the amount of impurity

Running an assay on a picture? Is that a joke? If not, can you do an assay of one of the animal parts available in the Marketplace for me?
Who are you and who is your friend?
So I can call bullshit on any thread and have it moved to "scam accusations"?
Good to know.
Losing respect for these forums day by day, SMH.

How dare you question the assaying abilities of my guy, scammer. I showed you the assay, just fess up to your scam already.

Uh, I can't tell if this is a joke. You have provided no real proof that this "assay" has even been performed.

He posted a picture on the internet man, I don't know what else you could want.

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Quote from: BorderBits on September 08, 2013, 01:34:41 AM

Quote from: johnniewalker on September 06, 2013, 03:19:03 AM

From dictionary.com:
1. assay: to subject (a substance, such as silver or gold) to chemical analysis, as in the determination of the amount of impurity

Running an assay on a picture? Is that a joke? If not, can you do an assay of one of the animal parts available in the Marketplace for me?
Who are you and who is your friend?
So I can call bullshit on any thread and have it moved to "scam accusations"?
Good to know.
Losing respect for these forums day by day, SMH.

How dare you question the assaying abilities of my guy, scammer. I showed you the assay, just fess up to your scam already.

Uh, I can't tell if this is a joke. You have provided no real proof that this "assay" has even been performed.

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Quote from: johnniewalker on September 06, 2013, 03:19:03 AM

From dictionary.com:
1. assay: to subject (a substance, such as silver or gold) to chemical analysis, as in the determination of the amount of impurity

Running an assay on a picture? Is that a joke? If not, can you do an assay of one of the animal parts available in the Marketplace for me?
Who are you and who is your friend?
So I can call bullshit on any thread and have it moved to "scam accusations"?
Good to know.
Losing respect for these forums day by day, SMH.

How dare you question the assaying abilities of my guy, scammer. I showed you the assay, just fess up to your scam already.

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Quote from: KonstantinosM on September 06, 2013, 11:39:40 PM

I just don't get it

Is someone here selling shredded money?

You can get those if you visit a certain place in the US pretty cheap. It's not really worth buying them (I don't think).

Yeah, johnniewalker is selling shredded money in the "Goods" subforum (where this thread originally was until it was moderated over to here) and claims it's better shredded money than what you can buy for 1/20th of his price. His ASD does not allow him to get the joke of this thread. The mods should just give him a scammer tag for fun at this point.

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Quote from: KonstantinosM on September 06, 2013, 11:39:40 PM

I just don't get it

Is someone here selling shredded money?

You can get those if you visit a certain place in the US pretty cheap. It's not really worth buying them (I don't think).

Brainfart!

Counterfeit shredded dollars/paper currency/fiat, and not just limited to the US dollars. Simply print, shred, bag, and repeat. Just would have to make sure the advertising copy is oblique enough to withstand a lawsuit.

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I just don't get it

Is someone here selling shredded money?

You can get those if you visit a certain place in the US pretty cheap. It's not really worth buying them (I don't think).

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Quote from: johnniewalker on September 06, 2013, 03:19:03 AM

From dictionary.com:
1. assay: to subject (a substance, such as silver or gold) to chemical analysis, as in the determination of the amount of impurity

Running an assay on a picture? Is that a joke? If not, can you do an assay of one of the animal parts available in the Marketplace for me?
Who are you and who is your friend?
So I can call bullshit on any thread and have it moved to "scam accusations"?
Good to know.
Losing respect for these forums day by day, SMH.

Really? After one of the more damning scammer accusations in the forum, you're going to use the Inaba defense?

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No cocaine traces were found?

Not even real bills!!!

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Quote from: BorderBits on September 02, 2013, 12:47:21 AM

Quote from: Beastlymac on September 01, 2013, 10:32:31 PM

We need some kind of proof. You saying that someone told you something does not make it real. You need it provide proof that he is actually a scammer.

Ugh... F i n e. See attached photo..

20% cheetoh dust? You'd think you'd be able to see the orange tint

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WOOOSH!

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From dictionary.com:
1. assay: to subject (a substance, such as silver or gold) to chemical analysis, as in the determination of the amount of impurity

Running an assay on a picture? Is that a joke? If not, can you do an assay of one of the animal parts available in the Marketplace for me?
Who are you and who is your friend?
So I can call bullshit on any thread and have it moved to "scam accusations"?
Good to know.
Losing respect for these forums day by day, SMH.

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Quote from: TECSHARE on September 02, 2013, 10:04:19 AM

Why does Ron Paul need to be involved in this?

Belly button lint.

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I find this thread enjoyable and wish to subscribe to it.

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Quote from: TECSHARE on September 02, 2013, 10:04:19 AM

Why does Ron Paul need to be involved in this?

He's asking himself the same thing whenever coiner accost him about bitcoin.

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First Exclusion Ever

Why does Ron Paul need to be involved in this?

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Quote from: kibblesnbits on September 02, 2013, 07:40:58 AM

At least you're getting 105%.

The 5% are pure profit.

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At least you're getting 105%.

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Well, I for one am convinced.

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Quote from: Beastlymac on September 01, 2013, 10:32:31 PM

We need some kind of proof. You saying that someone told you something does not make it real. You need it provide proof that he is actually a scammer.

Ugh... F i n e. See attached photo..

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Lol this is still pretty funny tho.. Cheeto Dust

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We need some kind of proof. You saying that someone told you something does not make it real. You need it provide proof that he is actually a scammer.

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I sent photos of Johnniewalker's bags o' shredded cash to a very knowledgeable individual who runs assays to check for confiscated, old, and high denomination shredded bills. I've received confirmation that Johnniewalker is full of shit. The assay reveals an unusual amount of crumpled up singles, Cheeto dust, and lint. Mods, please apply the appropriate Scammer tag.

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