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Topic: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why (Read 4463 times)

legendary
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Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 Cheesy

Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening.
Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title.

Meant that part of it as humor. But do you think the other part is for real? The penguins wanting bigger, I mean?

Smiley

Yeah I know.
But no, the idea here that I got that it's rape, not like penguins really want it. Since penguins aren't strong or fast on earth, there isn't much escape from a seal. But what makes the seals wanting intercourse with a smaller animal, and even worst, an mammifer on an avian, I don't really know. And I just can't imagine how it can fit in.

We had an answer for the fitting-in thing, for a short while. I didn't see who posted, but then he/she deleted.

The basic thing that they said is that egg-laying animals often have a big *fancy-word-for-hole* where the eggs come out, and so it is big enough to use in an incorrect manner by other, bigger animals.

Smiley
legendary
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English <-> Portuguese translations
Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 Cheesy

Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening.
Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title.

Meant that part of it as humor. But do you think the other part is for real? The penguins wanting bigger, I mean?

Smiley

Yeah I know.
But no, the idea here that I got that it's rape, not like penguins really want it. Since penguins aren't strong or fast on earth, there isn't much escape from a seal. But what makes the seals wanting intercourse with a smaller animal, and even worst, an mammifer on an avian, I don't really know. And I just can't imagine how it can fit in.
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 Cheesy

Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening.
Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title.

Meant that part of it as humor. But do you think the other part is for real? The penguins wanting bigger, I mean?

Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1386
Merit: 1000
English <-> Portuguese translations
Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 Cheesy

Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening.
Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title.
legendary
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Learning the troll avoidance button :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABM8RTVYaVw

Have a gander of a long video clip of this if you feel like it
The other penguins are just pretending they aren't watching  Wink
legendary
Activity: 3906
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Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 Cheesy
vip
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vip
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How much longer do we have to wait for the game app depicting this phenomenon to come to market? Would it be called Seals & Pengs? Could players pick which one they want to represent as they play with unknown counter-participates from around the world?



Or, you could be a penguin raping a seal. Think about it!
sr. member
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.
How do you know seal sperm taste salty, have you tried it?

Your mom told me...  Roll Eyes
legendary
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.
How do you know seal sperm taste salty, have you tried it?
sr. member
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I like boobies
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.
hero member
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Garbochock
I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?


Haha...  I like it! Did you make it yourself with MS Paint?
Haha, good to hear! Made it with Paintbrush! Smiley
legendary
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Learning the troll avoidance button :)
This thread just makes me smile
All the penguin love here
And those seals ^^
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The frog was too disturbing for me to mention.
newbie
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This really has to be one of the funniest threads ever created, well not for the penguin i guess.
And i thought dolphins were the rapist of the animal world.

The penguin? What about that frog? Now that really got it raw. Poor bastard.  Undecided
legendary
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This really has to be one of the funniest threads ever created, well not for the penguin i guess.
And i thought dolphins were the rapist of the animal world.
legendary
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.
sgk
legendary
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!! HODL !!
I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?


Haha...  I like it! Did you make it yourself with MS Paint?
hero member
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Garbochock
I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?
sgk
legendary
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!! HODL !!
I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?
sr. member
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Seal: Hey penguin, you wanna play the rape game?

Penguin: NOOO!!!!

Seal: Good start!  Cheesy
legendary
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First words for the meme.   "I'll just put the tip in"

LOL !   Cheesy
newbie
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First words for the meme.   "I'll just put the tip in"
vip
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Now, we have the Sealshank Redemption video making the rounds.

I think we're witnessing the birth of a new meme.
hero member
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WTF?? Really, WTF!!

Seals have the second largest testicles, so they may have a lot of pent up urges and not enough willing female seals.

This is so disturbing.
legendary
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RIP Mommy
Penguins can murder each other, but they can't gang up on a rapist seal and beak-stab it to death?
sr. member
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That seal looks awfully chuffed about nailing a penguin. Must be really awkward the next day.
sr. member
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AltoCenter.com
Get a Seal you son of a seal...

Shame on you

Poor penguin
newbie
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Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence.  Undecided

Explain your theory to the poor frog...



...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0

That frog is getting more than mouth full!
legendary
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Seals are definitely the sociopaths of the sea
hero member
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I thought seals eat penguins. I guess their mothers forgot to teach them not to fuck their food before eating it.

[ x ] Don't play with your food.
[   ] Don't rape your food.  Huh
full member
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after seeing this pic, i found blood coming out of my eyes.. lol.

seriously so wrong.
legendary
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What's the big deal? Scientists are trying to put all kinds of genetics together with other genetics. Why is anyone surprised that the process rubs off on nature through quantum entanglement?

Smiley
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enough internet for today
sr. member
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Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why

http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly

<< This recent phenomenon has been observed among young Antarctic fur seals on Marion Island in the South Atlantic. They are targeting king penguins. In a newly published research paper, a South African research team - Ryan Reisinger, William Haddah, Tristan Scott, Marthán Bester and Nico de Bruyn - documented three incidents of seals on the island sexually assaulting penguins. There have been other recorded incidents over the last 30 years. >>
hahahaha .. damn... god...
legendary
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The revolution will be monetized!
Why? because penguins are freakin hot, that's why!  Cheesy
legendary
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English <-> Portuguese translations
Just WTF, I'm wordless.
Is any case like this happened before?

Yes I've seen dogs mating with cats. Talk about getting some pussy. lol

Ah well, I meant in nature, cats and dogs is a case already known.
newbie
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This is so disgusting. I'm so shocked!  Shocked
newbie
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Evidently our preconceived notions about sexual lust in non human species are wrong
newbie
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Just WTF, I'm wordless.
Is any case like this happened before?

Yes I've seen dogs mating with cats. Talk about getting some pussy. lol
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legendary
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Putin did it. Grin
legendary
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English <-> Portuguese translations
Just WTF, I'm wordless.
Is any case like this happened before?
legendary
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Hahaha i think enough internet for me today. Tongue
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poor penguins lol,  what a pic. @op
sr. member
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Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence.  Undecided

Explain your theory to the poor frog...



...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0

That poor frog. Can't imagine whats going through it's mind.  Shocked

@Gleb Gamow, Shocking and horrendous, yet innovative.

@AltCoinTroll, I may be taking you too literally here, but it looks quite obvious to me. Not only is 'it' going through its mind, but its whole body in fact.  Wink
newbie
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Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence.  Undecided

Explain your theory to the poor frog...



...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0

That poor frog. Can't imagine whats going through it's mind.  Shocked
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I wish I never looked in this thread. Sheash.  Shocked
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Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence.  Undecided

Explain your theory to the poor frog...



...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0

I hope that frog likes shag carpet. It's gonna have one hell of a headache later.  Roll Eyes
vip
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Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence.  Undecided

Explain your theory to the poor frog...



...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0
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Better than the farmer going for the chicken imo.

Especially if it's what you are having for supper.
hero member
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This is the best head line I've read in some time.

I have to admit I clicked here
Because I was going what is this about XD
newbie
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Okay, I've had enough internet for the day.
newbie
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Better than the farmer going for the chicken imo.
legendary
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Other seals might be harder to rape, so they pick the penguins.

Good to know I'm bigger than seals and I'm far away from them
legendary
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Now the money is free, and so the people will be


Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why

http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly

<< This recent phenomenon has been observed among young Antarctic fur seals on Marion Island in the South Atlantic. They are targeting king penguins. In a newly published research paper, a South African research team - Ryan Reisinger, William Haddah, Tristan Scott, Marthán Bester and Nico de Bruyn - documented three incidents of seals on the island sexually assaulting penguins. There have been other recorded incidents over the last 30 years. >>

what in the fuck

WUT

WAT

WAT

WAT



ITS SEAL HUNTING TIME
sr. member
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Mushroom badger
legendary
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I'm just still wtfing over it frankly.
sr. member
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I like boobies
Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence.  Undecided
newbie
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I wonder if they hatch seal pups in the eggs?
legendary
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WTF?! I thought I misread that from the cold I've gotten!
vip
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"They started it! I was just laying here getting a tan when these two alpha male penguins began fucking me in my ass. Ergo, turnaround is fair play."
legendary
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This is the best head line I've read in some time.
legendary
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Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why

http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly

<< This recent phenomenon has been observed among young Antarctic fur seals on Marion Island in the South Atlantic. They are targeting king penguins. In a newly published research paper, a South African research team - Ryan Reisinger, William Haddah, Tristan Scott, Marthán Bester and Nico de Bruyn - documented three incidents of seals on the island sexually assaulting penguins. There have been other recorded incidents over the last 30 years. >>
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