What, again with this?
No. If you want regulated US stuff check out the dollar, it might be more up your alley.
Playing around with other experiments such as decentralized exchanges and colored coins just invites unpredictable illiquidity and instability.
The Securities and Exchange Commissions offers plenty of regulatory exemptions for the kinds/sizes of companies that have so far "IPO'd" in bitcoin land, the exchanges might have a more uphill battle but its time to cross the bridge
Like many people posting about this stuff lately, you seem a bit confused as to what the problem is, and what solutions exist.
Have a read.
Certainly play pretend exchanges don't (gasp) have the funds or the wherewithal to approach this thing. That doesn't mean the actual problem is about money, which the actual exchange certainly has, along with the wherewithal to address the true problem.
I read your argument on why bitcoin and contracts denominated in bitcoin couldn't be regulated, but the securities act of 1933 in and of itself doesn't even attempt to define money, in its definitions, and that test you mentioned is also old and irrelevant case law after pirateat40's case in federal court where he tried to use that argument basically word for word. welcome to 2013