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MPOE-PR

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Quote from: jjshabadoo on October 09, 2012, 08:55:52 PM

I have a brilliant business plan and here it is:

I'd like to buy 10,000 BTC worth of ASIC hardware and mine on it like everyone else.

I'm really good at mining, like f'in tits out awesome at it.

I have a 5970 that generates bitcoin like all day.

I also am probably like the best video game player I know.

Once I start mining bitcoins like a mf'in boss I'm going to start the new GLBSE, except it's going to be called...wait for it...wait for it...

G to the L to the B to the S to the mofo down home bustin' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's right yo, fat stacks and back cracks.

I know I'm going to rule at running an exchange for a few reasons:

1. I'm the best miner in the world
2. I read some shit about picking stocks and it's easy.

So I wanted to make this fair to my bitcoin bros and brought this here first before it blows up.

This offer expires in 72 hours.

After that I feel sorry for you guys because I'm going to mine every coin out there before you.

Peace.

Diablo stop making alts.

jjshabadoo

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The fact that anyone took this seriously shows how burned this community is right now...ouch.

I will still accept 10,000 BTC for my tits-out awesomeness though.

Hope this provided a few laughs.

I'm still crying and laughing about going to the bank and asking for a loan based on my "tits-out awesomeness".

panda1

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I'm in! What's your deposit address? Grin

Hydrogen

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Quote from: jwzguy on October 10, 2012, 01:36:10 PM

I think the OP was pretty straightforward with his satire.

There may be hope for humanity after all. Shocked

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Quote from: jwzguy on October 10, 2012, 01:36:10 PM

Quote from: Akka on October 10, 2012, 01:25:07 PM

Free tip: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

While I appreciate Poe's Law very much, and lending requests often seem very silly to me, I think the OP was pretty straightforward with his satire. Some people are just oblivious. This guy is apparently so oblivious he doesn't even read the names next to the posts.

Ah, oops.
But hey, just trying to protect lenders.

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Quote from: Akka on October 10, 2012, 01:25:07 PM

Free tip: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

While I appreciate Poe's Law very much, and lending requests often seem very silly to me, I think the OP was pretty straightforward with his satire. Some people are just oblivious. This guy is apparently so oblivious he doesn't even read the names next to the posts.

Akka

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Quote from: schnell on October 10, 2012, 01:12:57 PM

Quote from: jwzguy on October 10, 2012, 12:11:08 PM

Quote from: schnell on October 10, 2012, 11:35:35 AM

How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves?
What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then?
Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player?
How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others?
There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them.
What interest are you offering?
Do you have a grammar problem?
How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'?

Seriously?

You want 10k BTC and don't expect questions to be asked?
Seriously?

Free tip: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

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Quote from: jwzguy on October 10, 2012, 01:20:34 PM

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+1

jwzguy

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Quote from: schnell on October 10, 2012, 01:12:57 PM

Quote from: jwzguy on October 10, 2012, 12:11:08 PM

Quote from: schnell on October 10, 2012, 11:35:35 AM

How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves?
What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then?
Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player?
How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others?
There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them.
What interest are you offering?
Do you have a grammar problem?
How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'?

Seriously?

You want 10k BTC and don't expect questions to be asked?
Seriously?

doublefacepalm.gif

schnell

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Quote from: jwzguy on October 10, 2012, 12:11:08 PM

Quote from: schnell on October 10, 2012, 11:35:35 AM

How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves?
What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then?
Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player?
How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others?
There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them.
What interest are you offering?
Do you have a grammar problem?
How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'?

Seriously?

You want 10k BTC and don't expect questions to be asked?
Seriously?

Blind

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Quote from: schnell on October 10, 2012, 11:35:35 AM

How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves?
What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then?
Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player?
How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others?
There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them.
What interest are you offering?
Do you have a grammar problem?
How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'?

In addition,

- How old are you? Do you have pubic hair already?

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Quote from: RodeoX on October 10, 2012, 11:51:56 AM

Whenever I assure the loan officer at the bank that I am a "tits out awesome" investor, it gets me nowhere.

Yeah. But this is bitcointalk.

jwzguy

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Quote from: schnell on October 10, 2012, 11:35:35 AM

How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves?
What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then?
Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player?
How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others?
There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them.
What interest are you offering?
Do you have a grammar problem?
How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'?

Seriously?

RodeoX

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The revolution will be monetized!

Whenever I assure the loan officer at the bank that I am a "tits out awesome" investor, it gets me nowhere.

schnell

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Activity: 266

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How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves?
What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then?
Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player?
How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others?
There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them.
What interest are you offering?
Do you have a grammar problem?
How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'?

gweedo

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Gordon Gekko is finally on the forums LMAO

dank

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You cannot kill love

Happy 420th post.

jjshabadoo

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I have a brilliant business plan and here it is:

I'd like to buy 10,000 BTC worth of ASIC hardware and mine on it like everyone else.

I'm really good at mining, like f'in tits out awesome at it.

I have a 5970 that generates bitcoin like all day.

I also am probably like the best video game player I know.

Once I start mining bitcoins like a mf'in boss I'm going to start the new GLBSE, except it's going to be called...wait for it...wait for it...

G to the L to the B to the S to the mofo down home bustin' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's right yo, fat stacks and back cracks.

I know I'm going to rule at running an exchange for a few reasons:

1. I'm the best miner in the world
2. I read some shit about picking stocks and it's easy.

So I wanted to make this fair to my bitcoin bros and brought this here first before it blows up.

This offer expires in 72 hours.

After that I feel sorry for you guys because I'm going to mine every coin out there before you.

Peace.

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