Topic: Selling Sperm (Read 3447 times)

Quote from: gondel on March 27, 2014, 04:55:08 AM

Sperm bank would pay you more.

Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.

0.25 Devcoins? Dogecoins? I could exhaust u for a year or two Tongue

Also how u shipping? where from? pics pls.. do you accept escrow?

I think he meant InfiniteCoins. So it was a good decision to change the price to 0.25

I am offering mine for 0.001 per wank Cool

it is better price Grin

InfiniteCoins as well? Euros? Zimbabwe dollars?

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Sperm has other uses too, a lot of women buy it for "semen facials" . not kidding Undecided

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some of you are so negative I swear.. This could be some of the best sperm money can buy and you wouldn't even know it... I for one think you should try and do an auction on your sperm and see what the market is for your junk juice. Grin

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Quote from: E.exchanger on March 26, 2014, 04:42:45 PM

Its funny though to see people selling such things over internet and that too on public forums, No one will buy it as the person donating is not medically certified to do that. Also there are sperm banks which people prefer. Funniest part to see it in the goods section Cheesy

OP sell your skills for bitcoin whatever you are best at and post it in the services section !!

maybe his skill and what he's best at IS fapping. ever think of that?

Sad but true

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Quote from: E.exchanger on March 26, 2014, 04:42:45 PM

Its funny though to see people selling such things over internet and that too on public forums, No one will buy it as the person donating is not medically certified to do that. Also there are sperm banks which people prefer. Funniest part to see it in the goods section Cheesy

OP sell your skills for bitcoin whatever you are best at and post it in the services section !!

maybe his skill and what he's best at IS fapping. ever think of that?

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Quote from: bitcoinsrus on March 29, 2014, 11:52:33 AM

Sperm bank would pay you more.

Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.

Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.

Thank you for explaination.
Yeah these are the facts indeed, althought it would be nice if you could just get alot of money for sperm donation if you would be only tested on your IQ and OFC on diseases.

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Sperm banks only want sperm from White Males over 6 feet tall, black/dark brown hair, no red-heads/blondes, and green/brown eyes. High IQ, no bad medical history, no surgeries. While depositing the sperm you cannot have any sexual intercourse. You need to deposit once every 2-3 days, and are allowed 1 time a week MAXIMUM to do your own thing. The contract lasts for 6 months minimum. If you cancel, you get no payment.

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lol i don't think tha this is legal, if you do in this way

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Anyone else click this post just to read the comments Grin

Sometimes when people revive it he-he

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Quote from: jellyhashman on March 27, 2014, 06:19:38 AM

Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:21:13 AM

Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order Wink

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I can pay you 0.25 BTC for every litre of your own sperm. However I buy only large orders, minimum 10 litres a day.

hahaha 10 litres no problem. Where am I shipping too?

Dude, I was just joking. You didn't have to send me that via FedEx.
i am not accepting this delivery and FedEx is taking this back to you.

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Quote from: shackleford on March 28, 2014, 10:32:30 PM

Sperm bank would pay you more.

sperm bank dont want his sperm. now we have to deal with him.

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Anyone else click this post just to read the comments Grin

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You know, in Germany there is actually a social network where sperm donors and recipients get in touch with each other. Methods of delivery include sample and intercourse Cheesy

www.spermaspender.de

I read a story about a guy who had already "fathered" over 30 children through this site

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Post is probably a joke but there was a news story a while back a where two lesbos got a guy to donate to them then they split up and she sued the guy for child support.

Regardless of the contracts you have in place you can be forced to provide for a child from sperm donation. Men have practically no rights when it comes to children and reproduction.

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Quote from: freedomno1 on March 29, 2014, 02:34:46 AM

Quote from: neighborrr on March 29, 2014, 01:42:40 AM

Haha that made my day!
I think you are wrong with the community ! There is more guys than girls here and no need in another's sperm

For some strange reason or other I can imagine this thread being posted in a girl focused forum getting an interesting reaction Wink

A feminist oriented one and OH BOY watch out cowboys and mavericks.

I'm really tempted to go do this. Would definitely get an interesting reaction that's for sure Cheesy

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I am selling my sperm to girl only.

She will get my sperm fresh from my cock Grin

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Quote from: neighborrr on March 29, 2014, 01:42:40 AM

Haha that made my day!
I think you are wrong with the community ! There is more guys than girls here and no need in another's sperm

For some strange reason or other I can imagine this thread being posted in a girl focused forum getting an interesting reaction Wink

A feminist oriented one and OH BOY watch out cowboys and mavericks.

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Haha that made my day!
I think you are wrong with the community ! There is more guys than girls here and no need in another's sperm

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Post is probably a joke but there was a news story a while back a where two lesbos got a guy to donate to them then they split up and she sued the guy for child support.

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Anyone tried selling motorboating?

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Quote from: Bitmonedo on March 27, 2014, 08:59:13 PM

Try selling a blowjob and you might get lucky and get free sperm Grin

errr think I might pass on that idea hahaha Grin

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Quote from: Bitmonedo on March 27, 2014, 08:59:13 PM

Try selling a blowjob and you might get lucky and get free sperm Grin

ROFLMAO... Lip service till we have pics!

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Try selling a blowjob and you might get lucky and get free sperm Grin

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This is who we are.

Until I hear back from my friends, start by contacting these guys about paying in Bitcoin. http://www.seattlespermbank.com/ Very professional operation in my experience.

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Quote from: vleroybrown on March 27, 2014, 02:54:16 PM

Not for me but some lady friends of mine in Seattle. They are only interested in peer to peer direct transfers accompanied with all the legal releases of course. Is this something you are up for? I heard somewhere that gigolo work is the fastest way to get bitcoin rich, so what do you say?

Sounds like a plan, send me a PM with more details Grin

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Not for me but some lady friends of mine in Seattle. They are only interested in peer to peer direct transfers accompanied with all the legal releases of course. Is this something you are up for? I heard somewhere that gigolo work is the fastest way to get bitcoin rich, so what do you say?

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Quote from: sgk on March 27, 2014, 07:07:50 AM

Quote from: jellyhashman on March 27, 2014, 06:19:38 AM

Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:21:13 AM

Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order Wink

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I can pay you 0.25 BTC for every litre of your own sperm. However I buy only large orders, minimum 10 litres a day.

hahaha 10 litres no problem. Where am I shipping too?

Please ship it to "Mark Karpeles, Japan". You won't need the full address, every postman knows where that fucktard lives.

hahahahahahahaha I can do this for free Cheesy

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Quote from: jellyhashman on March 27, 2014, 06:19:38 AM

Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:21:13 AM

Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order Wink

.

I can pay you 0.25 BTC for every litre of your own sperm. However I buy only large orders, minimum 10 litres a day.

hahaha 10 litres no problem. Where am I shipping too?

Please ship it to "Mark Karpeles, Japan". You won't need the full address, every postman knows where that fucktard lives.

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Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:21:13 AM

Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order Wink

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I can pay you 0.25 BTC for every litre of your own sperm. However I buy only large orders, minimum 10 litres a day.

hahaha 10 litres no problem. Where am I shipping too?

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Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:21:13 AM

Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order Wink

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I can pay you 0.25 BTC for every litre of your own sperm. However I buy only large orders, minimum 10 litres a day.

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Do you know you can be made to be held liable for any children created via donated sperm?

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Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:21:13 AM

Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order Wink

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Should ask for sexcoins!

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Selling my pubes anuone interested?
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I am offering mine for 0.001 per wank Cool

it is better price Grin

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Quote from: Swordsoffreedom on March 27, 2014, 12:31:26 AM

Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 05:11:46 PM

Quote from: Swordsoffreedom on March 26, 2014, 05:10:18 PM

Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
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I hear it's good to drink, mix it with some whiskey and it as some great health benefits Grin

Walks back in and I can see people using it for Voodoo Rituals and I guess Magic circles (If there is a sufficient quantity as a ritual sacrifice)
Fear My logic

Loves the fact you came back!! Wink

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Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 05:11:46 PM

Quote from: Swordsoffreedom on March 26, 2014, 05:10:18 PM

Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
Awkwardly walks out

I hear it's good to drink, mix it with some whiskey and it as some great health benefits Grin

Walks back in and I can see people using it for Voodoo Rituals and I guess Magic circles (If there is a sufficient quantity as a ritual sacrifice)
Fear My logic

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Sorry, if you are serious. I guess with bitcoin you can buy anything XD

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I hope the escrow would like to hold the "goods".

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Quote from: Swordsoffreedom on March 26, 2014, 05:10:18 PM

Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
Awkwardly walks out

I hear it's good to drink, mix it with some whiskey and it as some great health benefits Grin

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Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
Awkwardly walks out

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Quote from: E.exchanger on March 26, 2014, 04:42:45 PM

Its funny though to see people selling such things over internet and that too on public forums, No one will buy it as the person donating is not medically certified to do that. Also there are sperm banks which people prefer. Funniest part to see it in the goods section Cheesy

OP sell your skills for bitcoin whatever you are best at and post it in the services section !!

hahaha yea it's sort of a tongue in cheek post don't really expect any takers lol. In all seriousness though would love to earn some bitcoins but no idea what I could do though.

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Its funny though to see people selling such things over internet and that too on public forums, No one will buy it as the person donating is not medically certified to do that. Also there are sperm banks which people prefer. Funniest part to see it in the goods section Cheesy

OP sell your skills for bitcoin whatever you are best at and post it in the services section !!

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Quote from: SaltySpitoon on March 26, 2014, 12:07:31 PM

Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:55:06 AM

Quote from: pizzaboy69696969 on March 26, 2014, 12:25:06 PM

Sperm bank would pay you more.

Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.

Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.

Its true...statistically its easier to get into Harvard than to be chosen as a paid sperm donator. And no, I am not and have never been one Undecided

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Quote from: SaltySpitoon on March 26, 2014, 12:07:31 PM

Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:55:06 AM

Quote from: SaltySpitoon on March 26, 2014, 12:07:31 PM

Sperm bank would pay you more.

Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.

Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.

Then again, they don't fact check the IQ and your schooling credentials too well so you could bullshit a lot of it. Source: I have sold my spunk

Well i think that this may differ from country to country or better institute to institute.

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Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:55:06 AM

Quote from: SaltySpitoon on March 26, 2014, 12:07:31 PM

Sperm bank would pay you more.

Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.

Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.

Then again, they don't fact check the IQ and your schooling credentials too well so you could bullshit a lot of it. Source: I have sold my spunk

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Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:55:06 AM

Sperm bank would pay you more.

Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.

Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.

Thank you for explaination.
Yeah these are the facts indeed, althought it would be nice if you could just get alot of money for sperm donation if you would be only tested on your IQ and OFC on diseases.

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Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:55:06 AM

Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:55:06 AM

Sperm bank would pay you more.

Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.

Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.

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Quote from: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:55:06 AM

Sperm bank would pay you more.

Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.

Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

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Sperm bank would pay you more.

Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.

0.25 Devcoins? Dogecoins? I could exhaust u for a year or two Tongue

Also how u shipping? where from? pics pls.. do you accept escrow?

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