Topic: Sexy Pirates. AAARrrr! (Read 3312 times)
Sorry, here's a pic of my little sister to talk you down off the ledge. She's real too!
Is that some Nazi grandfather of yours in your avatar pic? I don't need French nazi grandfathers to teach me about women's breasts.
http://www.exsilbreastforms.com/perfect_female_breasts.html
^that's what fake tits look like.
Nazi?
French?
Grandfather?
Tabernac, but you are mistaken. The fellow in the avatar is hardly a Nazi, he was dead for decades before the National Socialist rose to power, but you are in the right country. He was a Monarchist and Commanding Officer of Jasta 11. The decoration at his throat is the Prussian Pour le Merite (The Blue Max) which has been modified to become the Bitcoin Pour le Merite (The Orange Max).
I am not French, nor is the fellow in the photo. My moniker is from Quebecois legends of a nightstalker who gets naughty little online criminals and rips their throats out whilst spreading their entrails as a warning to other would be scammers.
Although I think we all share a healthy appreciation for boobies.
Don't mention this to my wife - she has no idea about my 'other' life.
Sorry, here's a pic of my little sister to talk you down off the ledge. She's real too!
Is that some Nazi grandfather of yours in your avatar pic? I don't need French nazi grandfathers to teach me about women's breasts.
http://www.exsilbreastforms.com/perfect_female_breasts.html
^that's what fake tits look like.
Sorry, here's a pic of my little sister to talk you down off the ledge. She's real too!
Unless she was the Pirate Queen of Double Sided Tape, she needs those straps to keep the fun bags in the costume. And yes they are fake. Gravity does not cease to exist even during cosplay.
LIARS! You're all liars!
You know nothing about real women! Why would I want to believe you?!!!
I'm sexy and I know it.
Unless she was the Pirate Queen of Double Sided Tape, she needs those straps to keep the fun bags in the costume. And yes they are fake. Gravity does not cease to exist even during cosplay.
When I zoom in all they do is they get even bigger!
Are you trying to torture me?
just in case you mistook those rubber bands as part of a strap on thing of some kind... they're just holding the package together!
whether the package itself is fake to begin with I couldn't care less.
(don't you destroy this for me now!)
I'm just wondering why the first one has fake cleavage.
Prove it's fake!
I'm just wondering why the first one has fake cleavage.
Prove it's fake!
I'm just wondering why the first one has fake cleavage.
because it draws attention...No matter how mentally disturbed the attention is..
gweah... Do Not Want.
No I have a comment, I need to go to comic con 
I'm just wondering why the first one has fake cleavage.
no comments? the picture must have left people speechless.
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