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Topic: 💩 ShitDice - The WORST Bitcoin dicing site around. 💩 (Read 4739 times)

legendary
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I was disturbed to play, because there is the sound of music,, how to turn it off  Angry

When you enter the "Shitdice" you are in for a "Shit" experience. This is the whole point of the site!
BTW im loving the background music lol, its so disturbing but refreshing at the same time lol. Cant listen to it for long tho, that "Shit" gets to you lol!
legendary
Activity: 1750
Merit: 1115
Providing AI/ChatGpt Services - PM!
I was disturbed to play, because there is the sound of music,, how to turn it off  Angry

There is not really much you can do about it.Either mute your device's volume or set the browser audio to off.However the music is the best part of this site.Very unique gambling experience .
hero member
Activity: 1316
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Monday Hit Me Every week
I was disturbed to play, because there is the sound of music,, how to turn it off  Angry
full member
Activity: 165
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xDD you killed it. The music got me so good <33 haha I really do love it. I do believe the music is from old YouTube memes/videos? The nostalgia was deep, even if the music had a satirical meaning. I tried it out, and was able to win a good amount (876,479 bits, or 0.876~ BTC). To give you my honest opinion, the speed and quality really does beat many that exist today Cheesy. ShitDice has my vouch.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
Okay, people still...actually use this site...so I decreased the house edge to 0.5% because even if it is a joke, I don't think it's fair to make that much profit off of you just because it is a joke. Have fun Smiley
legendary
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Thanks to Coinichiwa in their support of ShitDice. They have decided to auto-correct all referral links to a link to our website in order to support us. We salute you, our fellow dank Bitcoin memers.
legendary
Activity: 1750
Merit: 1115
Providing AI/ChatGpt Services - PM!
Now autoplaying dank tunes. I'll probably replace it with something else in a little bit though, something a little bit more unique. Wink Don't worry, it'll come soon!

The ultimate gambling experience as you play,we promise you the best of "Ultimate Shits" straight out of Best Of ShitPort.
Comment from one of our respected shit player .
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ShitPlayer:I started playing at shitdice and then I was welcomed with this amazing music .At first I was like WTF is this Shit.This was the moment of realization and after that my luck started to get better.All thanks to this new music concept.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
Now autoplaying dank tunes. I'll probably replace it with something else in a little bit though, something a little bit more unique. Wink Don't worry, it'll come soon!
sr. member
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void
Ok thing is i cant stop laughing but i think ShitDice need something more satirical ,and not that funny

(*laughing still*)

ShitOwner has the right to judge , but im laughing still

Good morning from Greece
 Grin Grin Grin
member
Activity: 69
Merit: 10
I hear that if you stare at KLYE ART long enough, you become comfortable with your sexuality.

...Or was that a sexual deviant?

Same thing.
copper member
Activity: 2562
Merit: 2510
Spear the bees
-snip-

If this is to fancy a background I can make something shittier. No worries! Maybe use it as a banner if so.. i dunno. Go for it.

Glad to support the cause!
I don't really think that he would put this shit on for the background picture.

If DiamondCardz does in fact, put this up, I will be pretty surprised. I personally am not one to advocate for posting up dickpics, even if they're made in MS paint.
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer


If this is to fancy a background I can make something shittier. No worries! Maybe use it as a banner if so.. i dunno. Go for it.

Glad to support the cause!
legendary
Activity: 1012
Merit: 1000
We on P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
hahahah fantastic site , really awesome !
sr. member
Activity: 364
Merit: 250
original idea for a usual dicing website i guess but it might be hard to get any players on im curious if you are making any profit with it also the signature campaign idea is pretty great Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
Needs moar dick. Clearly you have not been bukkake'd enough, KLYE.

I'll give you moar dick!
member
Activity: 69
Merit: 10
Needs moar dick. Clearly you have not been bukkake'd enough, KLYE.
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
porn + MS Paint? ok, now I can die, I saw already everything.))

Check out my art gallery... http://imgur.com/a/sFhLx#0

I sell them on http://kingklye.com
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
legendary
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Merit: 1001
/dev/null
porn + MS Paint? ok, now I can die, I saw already everything.))
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer

I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.


I lol'd when I read this. Thanks for the laugh.

So what type of lovely art idea do you have cooked up for the illustrious future background of 💩 ShitDice?
I am willing to work with you for free on this one. As I truly believe all even remotely legitimate dice sites should have KLYE ART in the background.

Something abstract, it needs to encapture how shit we are. It can't be too good (I know this might be hard for an artist of your quality) else we might actually impress our players. Title it "Bitcoin Bukkake", or something like that. Wink

Alright. I'll make you a masterpiece.. but a shitty one
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118

I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.


I lol'd when I read this. Thanks for the laugh.

So what type of lovely art idea do you have cooked up for the illustrious future background of 💩 ShitDice?
I am willing to work with you for free on this one. As I truly believe all even remotely legitimate dice sites should have KLYE ART in the background.

Something abstract, it needs to encapture how shit we are. It can't be too good (I know this might be hard for an artist of your quality) else we might actually impress our players. Title it "Bitcoin Bukkake", or something like that. Wink
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer

I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.


I lol'd when I read this. Thanks for the laugh.

So what type of lovely art idea do you have cooked up for the illustrious future background of 💩 ShitDice?
I am willing to work with you for free on this one. As I truly believe all even remotely legitimate dice sites should have KLYE ART in the background.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
I gladly offer up my art services free of charge to coat the background of your beautiful site.

My works can be seen here: KLYE ART GALLERY NSFW

I would be honoured to accept your services, you fucking degenerate shining knight of Bitcoin. I've always thought that we need some art from a famous artist on the level of Picasso for our fine dicing establishment.

is this website real  or it's just a joke ?

Next on ShitDice chronicles: When yet another signature campaign spammer doesn't actually read the thread.


legendary
Activity: 1624
Merit: 1007
I gladly offer up my art services free of charge to coat the background of your beautiful site.

My works can be seen here: KLYE ART GALLERY NSFW

This has to happen. Lets get some KLYE art in there but the only real threat we face then is that the dice will no longer be "shit" but it might turn into "degeneratly-awesome".
Btw, 7 BTC wagered ain't bad at all (according to your blog), shows the real power behind humor and "taking a piss" lol.
legendary
Activity: 1120
Merit: 1001
is this website real  or it's just a joke ?
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
I gladly offer up my art services free of charge to coat the background of your beautiful site.

My works can be seen here: KLYE ART GALLERY NSFW
member
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Merit: 10
Poor guy next door.
woah this is pure shit Cheesy
im suprised its not more popular then primedice . :O
well i guess it will be soon...
sr. member
Activity: 358
Merit: 254
void
pump! What's happening here ? we made the Best dice site and costumers are few still !!

i dont get it ... what more a profesional gambler may want other than perfect shitDice ?

i think this forum lost its purpose after all , there is nothing better than ShitDice Smiley

the one and only >>

Next big project : Highlander Slots > at end there will be only 1 credit left not matter how many you deposit Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
Don't forget the great moments.

I'm sorry, I don't care enough to create great moments for ShitDice. Listening to user feedback is for good sites, therefore I will change the background on a whim whenever I feel like it. Of course, as we are the shittiest site around, user opinion means nothing. As long as you're giving me money.

All dices are shit dices, but there is the king of shit dices and this it. After losing almost everywhere, i found pleasure to lose when i take a shit. So whit shit dices and my shit Im in some kind of shit sandwich. And soon I expect some huge jackopt, well I hope for that cause its time to I get one jackopt. Well anyway I`m fan of this shitdices as u see and I hope I will get some shit prize from u also. Like some giveaway shit around the forum.

That was beautiful.
copper member
Activity: 2562
Merit: 2510
Spear the bees
The background change... Have we drifted away from what we truly are? Changing the background -- ShitDice actually CARES?!

Unspeakable.
ShitDice needs to be made incorrigible.

Don't forget the great moments.
legendary
Activity: 3248
Merit: 1179
All dices are shit dices, but there is the king of shit dices and this it. After losing almost everywhere, i found pleasure to lose when i take a shit. So whit shit dices and my shit Im in some kind of shit sandwich. And soon I expect some huge jackopt, well I hope for that cause its time to I get one jackopt. Well anyway I`m fan of this shitdices as u see and I hope I will get some shit prize from u also. Like some giveaway shit around the forum.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
An evaluation of the running of ShitDice so far is now available on my personal blog, Sarcastic Website with Arbitrary Goals (SWAG):

http://swag.pw/2015/11/22/a-review-shitdice-github-io/

I hope you enjoy it. Wink Let's keep taking the piss at light-speed.
hero member
Activity: 560
Merit: 500
This parody of dice games is just amusing to say the least. I think I've seen some posts that people actually thought it was for real and wanted to join. But since last I been in this thread those posts were deleted. Just the name alone should give it away but I don't think translators can translate sarcasm.

One would think 'shit' is multilingual Wink
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
i made this dank meme to use as the site's background in paint. it's a masterpiece.


Thank you for our dank new background my fellow memer, we have now made major improvements to our website with a total revamp consisting of changing the background image in order to improve the quality of our memes. I hope you all do not enjoy this change.
legendary
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:^)
i made this dank meme to use as the site's background in paint. it's a masterpiece.
legendary
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Merit: 1000
TRUMP IS DOING THE BEST! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
This parody of dice games is just amusing to say the least. I think I've seen some posts that people actually thought it was for real and wanted to join. But since last I been in this thread those posts were deleted. Just the name alone should give it away but I don't think translators can translate sarcasm.
sr. member
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Merit: 254
void
shit dice is ======ART==========

people dont confuse our UBER site with other gambling facilities...

we invested 3 years in research before even think about start presenting to all of you
the FUTURE of gambling amusement !!!

shit dice is ======ART==========


disclaimer : i am writing using braille keyboard but i heard from other trustfull members like OP here ,all that Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
Shitdice must have shit faucet around 50mbtc per claim. It will be nice joke

50 mBTC per claim faucets. Ah yes, the old trick.

Because giving around $16-17 per claim to people is a "shit faucet" and clearly a "nice joke".
sr. member
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Shitdice must have shit faucet around 50mbtc per claim. It will be nice joke
legendary
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Of course, eventually we would get people who don't understand jokes. I guess I will have to explain this to them.

I am sorry, I was not thrilled with this game.  There is nothing to it other than the game board and a chat.  As some advertisements in there sending me somewhere else to make money off of me, do not just have nothing on the screen but the game.  I like to look around what I am playing and there is nothing here to look at.  I guess that is why this is call ShitDice...

This site is a joke. It's called ShitDice and touted as the worst dicing site around. Did you expect something?

is it actually working? was the whole plan to get players name it in such name and dont do any design? if yes i guess you won

Yes.
sr. member
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is it actually working? was the whole plan to get players name it in such name and dont do any design? if yes i guess you won
sr. member
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I am sorry, I was not thrilled with this game.  There is nothing to it other than the game board and a chat.  As some advertisements in there sending me somewhere else to make money off of me, do not just have nothing on the screen but the game.  I like to look around what I am playing and there is nothing here to look at.  I guess that is why this is call ShitDice...
sr. member
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oh wow thats an interesting name for a dice website i hope you will attract a lot of players i will try it out i guess Cheesy
sr. member
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i cannot afford to wager damn shit. this is the worst site ever
copper member
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Spear the bees
I just want to state that in this short time of 4 days, DiamondCardz, the owner of ShitDice, has made 0.035 BTC from this crappy satirical site.

This is probably 100 times more than what people running clone dice sites make.

Shocking.
sr. member
Activity: 358
Merit: 254
void
why our beloved shit dice is so deserted ...
i am very sad now , perhaps we can setup a special event of something
too much fun but people cant understand the special quality of our ShitDice !

have fun ,lazy me i cant find a decent thread to post for my activity LOL

copper member
Activity: 2562
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Spear the bees
can we change our currency from 'shitbits' to 'dankmemes?' its what we pay out with in the sig campaign after all Grin
-sigh-

Don't you understand, peasant? Dank memes are finely crafted pieces of commodity. We wouldn't dare offer 2 dank memes every second. You need to work monthly for just a single masterpiece.

Dank memes are precious, my friend.

Only you can prevent forest fires.
legendary
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:^)
can we change our currency from 'shitbits' to 'dankmemes?' its what we pay out with in the sig campaign after all Grin
sr. member
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void
shitdice is da shit out there !!

google cant find ""DiamondCardzStealsYourMoney Foundation"" ??
anyone know where is their site ?

and since i am a proud sHitMod in ShiTdice i can say only one thing :
we are the Worst place you can lose your bits ,unless you win of course

legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
ShitDice News

This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.
This is the shittiest news, delivered right to your toilet via Burrito Express!

Reporting to you, straight from ShitDice.

It appears that now the owner, DiamondCardz, is being showered with the bitcoins! He's earned a whopping seven dollars from this beautiful, beautiful site!

Indeed. I would like to make an official announcement that none of this money will at all be used for philanthropy, but instead spent on hookers and blackjack (probably blackjack at a site better than ours). If you are humbled by this sentence, consider donating to me through the DiamondCardzStealsYourMoney Foundation.
copper member
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Spear the bees
ShitDice News

This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.
This is the shittiest news, delivered right to your toilet via Burrito Express!

Reporting to you, straight from ShitDice.

It appears that now the owner, DiamondCardz, is being showered with the bitcoins! He's earned a whopping seven dollars from this beautiful, beautiful site!
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
ShitDice News

This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
if you are looking for a dice site, ShitDice is your best bet!

Now I think this is what we should all take away from this.

(I love it, it sounds perfect - ShitDice is your best bet, ladies and gentlemen!)

Edit: As of right now Huntxr's profit is at 0.06 BTC. On a site called ShitDice. With pages full of green bets. Daaaaaamn.
newbie
Activity: 21
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I may be new here and not have a very good reputation but I deposited 0.01BTC and cashed out with 0.04BTC very nice and clean site to play on, if you are looking for a dice site, ShitDice is your best bet! Thanks guys!
legendary
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Especially if you are innovative like this. Grin

They don't call me Diamond "Innovative" Cardz for nothing.

thats an interesting game name and an interesting way to attract people to your website Cheesy i believe its a great idea

Oh, but you have it all wrong. Our plan is to not attract people to our website, you see.
hero member
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thats an interesting game name and an interesting way to attract people to your website Cheesy i believe its a great idea
legendary
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Merit: 1005
New Decentralized Nuclear Hobbit
Wow! I am already addicted.  Cheesy

Do you consider starting a shit-warz against PrimeDice?


By the way this kind of marketing actually works lol. Especially if you are innovative like this. Grin
legendary
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Merit: 1007
After reading the OP i was not sure as i felt it lacked a bit on the sales pitch part but after seeing the cold hard scientific data that we are indeed going to the moon i am sold.
The Promotional video was so good that i am already waiting on the "version 2" or an update to get me even more HYPED for the release of another clone unique dice site!

You made my day OP.. Thank You!

Luckily for you we have been released for almost 24 hours now so we are basically as trusted as other competing dice sites like PrimeDice and Just-Dice. And don't worry, new promotional videos will come out soon about the rise and fall of high rollers and also new videos of my new Lamborghini better servers here up in the Hollywood Hills server room.

I corrected it a bit for you to keep it more real so it would reflect the crypto gambling a bit better Tongue
Also visited the site looks good! If i could only see the elephant better, the damn chat box is too big. I would also prefer seeing a clown hat or some kind of a hat on the elephant and balloons that the elephant holds with its trunk.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
After reading the OP i was not sure as i felt it lacked a bit on the sales pitch part but after seeing the cold hard scientific data that we are indeed going to the moon i am sold.
The Promotional video was so good that i am already waiting on the "version 2" or an update to get me even more HYPED for the release of another clone unique dice site!

You made my day OP.. Thank You!

Luckily for you we have been released for almost 24 hours now so we are basically as trusted as other competing dice sites like PrimeDice and Just-Dice. And don't worry, new promotional videos will come out soon about the rise and fall of high rollers and also new videos of my new Lamborghini here up in the Hollywood Hills.
legendary
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NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE:

Using our advanced graph simulation techniques MS Paint we have created a new graph to temporarily grace the background of ShitDice:



We hope you enjoy it.

After reading the OP i was not sure as i felt it lacked a bit on the sales pitch part but after seeing the cold hard scientific data that we are indeed going to the moon i am sold.
The Promotional video was so good that i am already waiting on the "version 2" or an update to get me even more HYPED for the release of another clone unique dice site!

You made my day OP.. Thank You!
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
To further publicise the worst Bitcoin dicing site ever brought to Bitcointalk, we (I) have created a promotion video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX7nKCO0tXA

I hope you will be disappointed thoroughly by its content.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
LoL. This made me laugh a lot! Thanks for the thread.
Also, don't you think that the house edge should have been negative? Also, why don't you accept shitcoin?

Oh, but then we'd actually have to develop something rather than just cloning the MoneyPot Untitled Dice script and changing some settings, and that would mean that we'd actually be unique. Can't have that.

(Though, we do have some nice things like "ShitUser" etc now Wink)
legendary
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LoL. This made me laugh a lot! Thanks for the thread.
Also, don't you think that the house edge should have been negative? Also, why don't you accept shitcoin?
legendary
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Merit: 1118
That announcement is shit like its name but have fun to read this shit Cheesy so what will be future of this shit if moneypot will be under new owner Huh

Nothing will change, because it's all on MoneyPot's side and as we are of course ShitDice we will not be doing anything about the change as that would require us to actually put effort into our website.

(on a serious note, nothing will actually change, it doesn't mean anything it changes hands)
hero member
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That announcement is shit like its name but have fun to read this shit Cheesy so what will be future of this shit if moneypot will be under new owner Huh
legendary
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Unfortunately, I have forsaken ShitDice and profited. This does not feel like a victory for me. I am cutting into the ShitDice fund, and feel terrible.

No, you haven't misturd me.
I apologize profusely for my terrible acts.


A moment of silence for ShitDice MoneyPot's bankroll. Of course, the owner doesn't actually risk any money with ShitDice, that would imply they actually care about their website!

Bets   529
Wagered   636,342 bits
Bets Profit   -73,422.16 bits (-11.54%)
Expected Profit   6,373.07 bits (1.00%)

When asked to respond to the bet history of ShitDice after waking up, DiamondCardz changed his name to "Ho Lee Fuk":



^blasphemy must lose at shitdice.github.nodomain to win.

The only way to win is to lose at ShitDice.

Plot twist: OP is just a genius in marketing and he is making everyone play at his site. This is actually a good way to attract customers (victims)



Thank you to all of our supporters, I look forward to seeing disappointing you on ShitDice.

EDIT: This just in! AMAZING NEW DISCOVERY! Do you like being insulted as you play! GREAT!

Now, with a basic edit that I managed to take 3 github commits to actually implement (okay the third was a bit embarassing):

https://github.com/untitled-dice/untitled-dice.github.io/commit/0e5eabb46b0a8da6a36d6ca79921a86d7d915c7e
https://github.com/untitled-dice/untitled-dice.github.io/commit/6dd2d3a14bdcdefccd5177680ae3fd81ee67f417
https://github.com/untitled-dice/untitled-dice.github.io/commit/f0fea971e81c1df4a242e431cecf332e25b8068e

YOU CAN NOW BE CALLED ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

  • ShitUser - A fresh new victim customer ready to give me money and get nothing in return play on ShitDice!
  • ShitMod - Do you like having power that you'll probably never even use? JOIN OUR STAFF TEAM!
  • ShitOwner - You think you can be a ShitOwner? Think again, PEASANTS!

Yours sincerely,

ShitDice
hero member
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I played on this site and its the fairest. It took a lot longer to lose all my Bitcoin so this must be the fairest site ever ! Deposit and lose your Bitcoins and be happy. I'm sure you will give us strategically placed giveaways to show you really care for us the losers. Any Happy shit hour ? Would be a great ploy to get more people to chat and talk crap all day on your website. Any specials for wearing your signatures if your hero or higher ? It be good to bribe the higher ranking people of the forum so they won't say anything because they are on the payroll. How about employing a DDOS service to slow down your competitors ? Love the site just going to buy Bitcoin to lose on your site. Best site to lose on ! Do you think the pawn brokers take Calvin Klein underpants ?

Shit Hour can be interesting instead of shit happy hour, this is just an app not a complete dice site because it using Moneypot platform for provably fair system and bankroll so losing and winning all are part of gambling. Cheesy
legendary
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Crypto Swap Exchange
Thought i stopped from gambling, but i'll gambling again.
Congratulation, you made an ex-gambler become gambler again.

I can get fun while gambling in this site, but i can't get fun in PD or JD
Maybe you can change theme to MLG stuff & bitcoin mixed Grin
legendary
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In holiday we trust
I played on this site and its the fairest. It took a lot longer to lose all my Bitcoin so this must be the fairest site ever ! Deposit and lose your Bitcoins and be happy. I'm sure you will give us strategically placed giveaways to show you really care for us the losers. Any Happy shit hour ? Would be a great ploy to get more people to chat and talk crap all day on your website. Any specials for wearing your signatures if your hero or higher ? It be good to bribe the higher ranking people of the forum so they won't say anything because they are on the payroll. How about employing a DDOS service to slow down your competitors ? Love the site just going to buy Bitcoin to lose on your site. Best site to lose on ! Do you think the pawn brokers take Calvin Klein underpants ?
legendary
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Get your game girl
I played on this website using free facuet they provided and almost made 1mbtc with that .I can assure this website is totally fair even though the looks are shitty it has some great features like the background wallpaper .The creator exposes some sheer art through his contribution to such an unique and most shitty gambling experience. Must give this a try .
legendary
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Smart OP
I like smart OPs

Definitely a regular in the future Tongue
hero member
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Plot twist: OP is just a genius in marketing and he is making everyone play at his site. This is actually a good way to attract customers (victims)
hero member
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^blasphemy must lose at shitdice.github.nodomain to win.
copper member
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Spear the bees
This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.

The shit we need, but not the shit that we deserve.

And our first high roller feels the shit hit him like a brick: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762019 https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762074

Mass adoption of ShitDice will be commencing worldwide shortly. We will propel Bitcoin into the mainstream.

ShitDice has most definitely fairly taken my money away from me. I will definitely play again, and again, and again.

I'm glad to see that you have had a less than satisfactory experience regarding your Bitcoin balance while playing at ShitDice. I will endeavour to make sure that we can continue providing this level of quality to all of our victims customers.
Unfortunately, I have forsaken ShitDice and profited. This does not feel like a victory for me. I am cutting into the ShitDice fund, and feel terrible.

No, you haven't misturd me.
I apologize profusely for my terrible acts.
legendary
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This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.

The shit we need, but not the shit that we deserve.

And our first high roller feels the shit hit him like a brick: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762019 https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762074

Mass adoption of ShitDice will be commencing worldwide shortly. We will propel Bitcoin into the mainstream.

ShitDice has most definitely fairly taken my money away from me. I will definitely play again, and again, and again.

I'm glad to see that you have had a less than satisfactory experience regarding your Bitcoin balance while playing at ShitDice. I will endeavour to make sure that we can continue providing this level of quality to all of our victims customers.
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This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.

The shit we need, but not the shit that we deserve.

And our first high roller feels the shit hit him like a brick: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762019 https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762074

Mass adoption of ShitDice will be commencing worldwide shortly. We will propel Bitcoin into the mainstream.

ShitDice has most definitely fairly taken my money away from me. I will definitely play again, and again, and again.
legendary
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if u need any SHIIIT CONTACT ME
I AM GOD OF SHIT

MOD OF SHITDICE
ANY TIME? DONT WASTE TIME

SHIT DICE OFFERR
First one to pm me will get 10BTC in dreams.

God, your posts truly touch my soul my friend.

A touching excerpt from our chat log:

21:32 Owner DiamondCardz The investor profit off ShitDice is 67.19%
21:32 actmyname get it to 75.17%
21:32 Owner DiamondCardz We are the app MoneyPot needs, not the app MoneyPot deserves

All MoneyPot investors can sleep in peace knowing that ShitDice is hard at work increasing their investments.
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if u need any SHIIIT CONTACT ME
I AM GOD OF SHIT

MOD OF SHITDICE
ANY TIME? DONT WASTE TIME

SHIT DICE OFFERR
First one to pm me will get 10BTC in dreams.
legendary
Activity: 1134
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This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.

The shit we need, but not the shit that we deserve.

And our first high roller feels the shit hit him like a brick: https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762019 https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163762074

Mass adoption of ShitDice will be commencing worldwide shortly. We will propel Bitcoin into the mainstream.
legendary
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This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.
legendary
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great sense of humor!

it looks that you are the first one who spoke out what many are thinking

I was glad to see

MoneyPot is a great service, I'm not taking shots at you!
legendary
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I think definitely if you want to increase the number of betters in your establishment you need to raise the house edge to 50%.

That'll definitely attract everybody! It's a one-way street to rich city!

I would do that, but logging into github to edit the site is too much effort for a website of our calibre.

In other news, a young bettor stated "that his memes were danker than ever" after this near miss:

https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163760028

And especially after this near miss:

https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163760132
legendary
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I think definitely if you want to increase the number of betters in your establishment you need to raise the house edge to 50%.

That'll definitely attract everybody! It's a one-way street to rich city!
legendary
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Does it come with the 100% safe strategy to get rich in 200 rolls? Or maybe the super inverse martingale, you cant lose with that one.

It does come with the 99.99% safe strategy to get poor in 200 rolls, I mean, come on. We are the best at providing shit services for our customers.

Glad to see you labeled your axes here, lol.  Thanks for the laugh.

Damn. I have failed in making my services as shit as possible.
legendary
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NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE:

Using our advanced graph simulation techniques MS Paint we have created a new graph to temporarily grace the background of ShitDice:



We hope you enjoy it.

Glad to see you labeled your axes here, lol.  Thanks for the laugh.
hero member
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Does it come with the 100% safe strategy to get rich in 200 rolls? Or maybe the super inverse martingale, you cant lose with that one.
legendary
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Still better than primedice and just-dice. Cheesy
legendary
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Goodbye, Z.
Since Patatas asked for a sig, heres my totally innovative proposal:

[⚄]
legendary
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Together with marketing experts i conducted,
I've found out that your recent developement follows the very unique, yet unbeliveably promising "Elephant Bubble".
It's a theory we found out on our own, and it's not yet very popular, but we can promise you 1000% growth by 2045.



Amazing work by an outstanding member of our community. Unfortunately I can not give you any Bitcoin as a reward, because after seeing this graph I spent all of my money on cocaine and hookers in a binge of ecstasy.
copper member
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Goodbye, Z.
Together with marketing experts i conducted,
I've found out that your recent developement follows the very unique, yet unbelieveably promising "Elephant Bubble".
It's a theory we found out on our own, and it's not yet very popular, but we can promise you 1000% growth by 2045.



That being said,

legendary
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Haha !! Funniest shit I have seen for the day! Trust me if you'd a signature I'd wear it and promote this site free of cost! Smiley
Love the website such interface much fun very low house edges such futuristic wow.
legendary
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NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE:

Using our advanced graph simulation techniques MS Paint we have created a new graph to temporarily grace the background of ShitDice:



We hope you enjoy it.
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That is shit what we need there Cheesy that name is really shit so good luck op for this shit Grin
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Thanks I needed this laugh Wink
legendary
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Signature campaign

In a process similar to reproducing like rabbits, in the same way that the altcoin section was filled with cheap coin clones, we bring you, a perfect, masterful, and amazing satirical art piece:

ShitDice

We know that this is the 50th directly forked clone of Untitled Dice that has been seen in the gambling section, but we're different. Pinky promise. Like, we have sooo many features that all these other cheap clones don't have. You get me?

RAVING REVIEWS:

This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.

Still better than primedice and just-dice. Cheesy

ShitDice has most definitely fairly taken my money away from me. I will definitely play again, and again, and again.

AND THAT'S ONLY A FEW OF THEM!

Check our features out:

  • An innovative A dice script that we cloned from an open source project
  • A faucet that we don't pay for at all that every single clone of this dice script has
  • You can get, like, 2 bits per use. Use it enough times and you'll be able to afford a 99 cent cheeseburger from McDonalds.
  • BUT WE HAVE A BACKGROUND. I MEAN, THAT MAKES US UNIQUE. RIGHT? RIGHT???
  • memes
  • Did I mention we use Bitcoin? woo freedom
  • OH YEAH, WE USE MONEYPOT. Pff, not for you twats to have convenience, all we want is to be able to make money off of you without any risk.
  • ULTRA LOW 1% house edge. We put a lot of thought into it, and, eventually, we made the hard decision to use the default option because changing it would be too hard. All of our competitors have an equal (or lower if they're poors) house edge, but you know that a higher house edge is better, right?? RIGHT??? (just pointing out here this is clear sarcasm before I get negative repped for this)
  • WE CYCLE THROUGH MEMES MULTIPLE TIMES PER DAY. OR HOUR. OR MINUTE.

We're so unique shit, that we even decided that we are too good to buy a domain. Just to help our competitors out a bit to stop them from being absolutely crushed by our superiority, we decided to use a free github.io extension. If you aren't already salivating at how good this dice site sounds, you must have something wrong with you.

We're even open source, just like the dice script that we ripped off of. That's right, you can get all this shittiness for yourself! Suckers.

Ready for some shit?

Come to https://shitdice.github.io

Note: This, and the site, is satire. In fact, the whole thread has become really funny and I suggest you read it! It's a parody of some of the useless Untitled Dice sites you have seen pop up recently in which the only "change" has been to add a background. It's more of a form of art than a gambling website. If you really want to gamble on it or even just chat to me about the joke, you're free to, but you're probably better off going to a site with a lower house edge. Wink

MoneyPot is a great service, I'm not taking shots at you! Just the people who think Untitled Dice is genuinely for making sites rather than just as a test.

Also, one ShitBit is the exact same as a bit, don't worry. Wink
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