Signature campaignIn a process similar to reproducing like rabbits, in the same way that the altcoin section was filled with cheap coin clones, we bring you, a perfect, masterful, and amazing satirical art piece:
ShitDiceWe know that this is the 50th directly forked clone of Untitled Dice that has been seen in the gambling section, but
we're different. Pinky promise. Like, we have sooo many features that all these other cheap clones don't have. You get me?
RAVING REVIEWS:
This is the killer app Bitcoin has always needed to reach mass adoption. I can see it now. ShitDice will take Bitcoin into the mainstream. Thank you for your contribution Diamond, you are the hero we need.
Still better than primedice and just-dice.
ShitDice has most definitely fairly taken my money away from me. I will definitely play again, and again, and again.
AND THAT'S ONLY A FEW OF THEM!
Check our features out:
An innovative A dice script that we cloned from an open source project- A faucet that we don't pay for at all that every single clone of this dice script has
- You can get, like, 2 bits per use. Use it enough times and you'll be able to afford a 99 cent cheeseburger from McDonalds.
- BUT WE HAVE A BACKGROUND. I MEAN, THAT MAKES US UNIQUE. RIGHT? RIGHT???
- memes
- Did I mention we use Bitcoin? woo freedom
- OH YEAH, WE USE MONEYPOT. Pff, not for you twats to have convenience, all we want is to be able to make money off of you without any risk.
- ULTRA LOW 1% house edge. We put a lot of thought into it, and, eventually, we made the hard decision to use the default option because changing it would be too hard. All of our competitors have an equal (or lower if they're poors) house edge, but you know that a higher house edge is better, right?? RIGHT??? (just pointing out here this is clear sarcasm before I get negative repped for this)
- WE CYCLE THROUGH MEMES MULTIPLE TIMES PER DAY. OR HOUR. OR MINUTE.
We're
so unique shit, that we even decided
that we are too good to buy a domain. Just to help our competitors out a bit to stop them from being
absolutely crushed by our superiority, we decided to use a free github.io extension. If you aren't already salivating at how good this dice site sounds, you must have something wrong with you.
We're even open source, just like the dice script that we ripped off of.
That's right, you can get all this shittiness for yourself! Suckers.
Ready for some shit?
Come to https://shitdice.github.ioNote: This, and the site, is satire. In fact, the whole thread has become really funny and I suggest you read it! It's a parody of some of the useless Untitled Dice sites you have seen pop up recently in which the only "change" has been to add a background. It's more of a form of art than a gambling website. If you really want to gamble on it or even just chat to me about the joke, you're free to, but you're probably better off going to a site with a lower house edge.
MoneyPot is a great service, I'm not taking shots at you! Just the people who think Untitled Dice is genuinely for making sites rather than just as a test.
Also, one ShitBit is the exact same as a bit, don't worry.