Topic: SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN (Read 1033 times)
I told SIRI to find me a girl friend, it called my mom
"Siri."
"Yeeessssssssssssss! Oh, it's you again. What do you want this time?"
"Suggest a good movie to see tonight."
"Let me fuckin' check on that for you."
"Got it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGSi0AoJYs"
"Very funny! Seriously, where's a good place to cold storage my bitcoins?"
"I suggest the freezer."
"You're a genius, Siri! Now, display the latest news item on Google."
"http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/smart-refrigerators-tvs-hacked-send-out-spam-according-new-report-2D11947402"
"Yeeessssssssssssss! Oh, it's you again. What do you want this time?"
"Suggest a good movie to see tonight."
"Let me fuckin' check on that for you."
"Got it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGSi0AoJYs"
"Very funny! Seriously, where's a good place to cold storage my bitcoins?"
"I suggest the freezer."
"You're a genius, Siri! Now, display the latest news item on Google."
"http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/smart-refrigerators-tvs-hacked-send-out-spam-according-new-report-2D11947402"
Omg, that video lolll.
Soooo gooooood.
Without third party bitcoin is safer than Fed notes:
http://youtu.be/W09YREdEwtc
http://youtu.be/W09YREdEwtc
Looks like Siri is goin' to get served: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw33Tl6n_SI
Oh Siri not again, Please not again.
Siri isn't always friendly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKhWZARkRA
Siri isn't always friendly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKhWZARkRA
"Siri."
"Yeeessssssssssssss! Oh, it's you again. What do you want this time?"
"Suggest a good movie to see tonight."
"Let me fuckin' check on that for you."
"Got it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGSi0AoJYs"
"Very funny! Seriously, where's a good place to cold storage my bitcoins?"
"I suggest the freezer."
"You're a genius, Siri! Now, display the latest news item on Google."
"http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/smart-refrigerators-tvs-hacked-send-out-spam-according-new-report-2D11947402"
"Yeeessssssssssssss! Oh, it's you again. What do you want this time?"
"Suggest a good movie to see tonight."
"Let me fuckin' check on that for you."
"Got it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGSi0AoJYs"
"Very funny! Seriously, where's a good place to cold storage my bitcoins?"
"I suggest the freezer."
"You're a genius, Siri! Now, display the latest news item on Google."
"http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/smart-refrigerators-tvs-hacked-send-out-spam-according-new-report-2D11947402"
Such intelligence so siri
maybe she spent them on the google market 
check if you have some new games installed
also sue Steve Jobs
check if you have some new games installed
also sue Steve Jobs
Maybe she spent them on cosmetic add-ons for her software. 
Yet another reason not to trust Apple! lol 
That's one smart bitch!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaMjMn-7cxA
Samsung can find it for ya. =P
Ah now there's a good idea. Even better:
'Siri, buy high and sell low.'
If I can't have my Bitcoins, you can't either. Screw you!
PS.: iOS6 Notung? Dude. What are you, a cave man?
'Siri, buy high and sell low.'
If I can't have my Bitcoins, you can't either. Screw you!
PS.: iOS6 Notung? Dude. What are you, a cave man?
Really?
I told her last month:
- Siri, buy low and sell high!
And now I have twice...
BTW I use IOS6...
I told her last month:
- Siri, buy low and sell high!
And now I have twice...
BTW I use IOS6...
I was like:
'Siri, tell me how many Bitcoins do I have.'
Bitch be like:
'Your search 'Bitcoin' was not found.'
Damn it woman! You lost ma coins?? Are you serious? You had my only private key!
What a whore! You gonna buy what, shoes with my Bits?
Damn you Siri. I ain't telling you my secrets no more.
'Siri, tell me how many Bitcoins do I have.'
Bitch be like:
'Your search 'Bitcoin' was not found.'
Damn it woman! You lost ma coins?? Are you serious? You had my only private key!
What a whore! You gonna buy what, shoes with my Bits?
Damn you Siri. I ain't telling you my secrets no more.
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