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Topic: Somebody quick sell me an honorary doctor title! (Read 2423 times)

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February 22, 2013, 05:39:51 PM
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I know I saw this somewhere. Buy a degree Cheesy.

http://www.ashwooduniversity.net/

Only $600 for a Bachelors Degree? Damn..I think I might have overpaid at $60k for mine Sad

  I was thinking about that too ... Where I live some politicians got caught submitting these Cheesy
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Didn't you say sell ?


He DID pay actually. That was nice. Unexpected but nice.

Woah. He paid me too.

Best doctorate title receiver ever.

I doubled his Investment because I am a pirate.

Was this you?

http://blockchain.info/tx/233be16095f2bc5cb7aed93ee1a837540c1a63f1cac887e6f4b067207fa67fee

Because I had sent using Mtgox. So returning to the address the 0.01 was sent from will not deposit into my account.

But let it be a tip for Mtgox. I'm fine with that.

mjc
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Dr or Love or Love Dr is pretty easy to obtain.
legendary
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I know I saw this somewhere. Buy a degree Cheesy.

http://www.ashwooduniversity.net/

Only $600 for a Bachelors Degree? Damn..I think I might have overpaid at $60k for mine Sad
full member
Activity: 196
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I know I saw this somewhere. Buy a degree Cheesy.

http://www.ashwooduniversity.net/
legendary
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The revolution will be monetized!
A doctor of religious science would be easy, just fill in the test as below:

1. magic
2. magic
3. magic
4. magic
...
legendary
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Didn't you say sell ?


He DID pay actually. That was nice. Unexpected but nice.

Woah. He paid me too.

Best doctorate title receiver ever.

I doubled his Investment because I am a pirate.
hero member
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Didn't you say sell ?


He DID pay actually. That was nice. Unexpected but nice.
sr. member
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Didn't you say sell ?

Please provide payment to 1Phantadn1nq1ZuxYc3rzqNgxKPxMdM2oQ for the received doctor titles.

I am not scam. I will send a you picture of a box with fans if necessary.

thx.

Fine.

legendary
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Didn't you say sell ?

Please provide payment to 1Phantadn1nq1ZuxYc3rzqNgxKPxMdM2oQ for the received doctor titles.

I am not scam. I will send a you picture of a box with fans if necessary.

thx.
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All hail the good doctor.
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Excellent! Now I can't decide!

The Doctor of Financiality wasn't quite what I was asking for but it sounds alluring doesn't it. Also MNW's approval undeniably adds credibility and the dominant lettering of my name tickles my ego I must admit.

However, Bootmii's certificate certainly meets my requirements and it has "University" in it, so... you guessed it I'll take em both, you never know.

And I definitely deserve them having endured and studied long and hard for it.

Let it be known that I shall now be addressed as "Dr. Dr. h.c. The Good Lord 666" from hence on.

Thank you.



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The President and Officers of the
Parvoo University
Campus at Domino Pizza

To whom all these presents may come, be it known that
Good Lord 666,
having paid 1 Bitcoin,
has been awarded the degree
Doctor of Success (D.Succ.)
honoris causa,
In witness thereof the president has affixed the signature below in the city of San Francisco, CA, U.S.A, on this 20th day of February, in the year of our lord 2013.

Bootmii
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WTF???
legendary
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Oh the irony...doctorate of science from a Theological Seminary Cheesy
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For his valuable contributions to my personal funds I hereby award the title of

DOCTOR OF FINANCIALITY
(honoris currencia)




to

The Good Lord 666

signed

Ceremonial Master of Titleography

Grey Hawk

Witnessed and approved.

signed

Retired Clown

Matthew N. Wright[/center]
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For his valuable contributions to my personal funds I hereby award the title of

DOCTOR OF FINANCIALITY
(honoris currencia)




to

The Good Lord 666

signed

Ceremonial Master of Titleography

Grey Hawk
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I feel so incomplete without one.

Here's what it could look like: http://www.arnelsalgado.com/files/doctor_of_science.jpg

No photoshopping needed, just post it as a text version and make it look a little fancy using bold and italics and centering and such.

You can scrap the part about the holy scripture etc and replace it with "having paid 1 Bitcoin..."

The exact title should be "Doctor of Success [D.Scc.]" and don't forget the "honoris causa" part. That's important.

No embedded imagery needed.

You can sign it with your username on behalf of the Bitcoin Community on the date of issuance and the location can be the bitcointalk.org forum.

How I earn the title you ask? Why, by paying of course!

Who's entitled to award it? Anybody who wants to make a bitcoin!

If there's more than one design I'll pick the one I like most. But I'll probably go with the first one.

I'll review it and if the wording and spelling is all fine I will quote and paste it to my questionable thread here.

Feel free to add something personal or comical to it if you like.

Thanks in advance!

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