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So we're at the "First Sell off"? 
Special Sunday analysis for everyone
This report is aimed to cater for as wide an audience as possible: the experienced technical analyst and the layman alike.
In order to make things accessible to as many people as possible several new technical terms are used (bold red).
What is that big thing sticking out of the bubble?
Please inspect the current day chart above. After substantial analysis and hours of intense thought, the analysis team has calculated that Bitcoin is experiencing the biggest hard-on of its entire existence. Stochastic indicators show that Bitcoin is going through the equivalent in biology of uncontrolled hormone-fuelled development. But what signal can be deduced from this? It is time to prepare, esteemed colleagues, for what Bitcoin the teenager is going to do now that it is being let loose on the mainstream.
Of course we need not get into the graphic detail about what Bitcoin is doing right now with its “extended trend” to the notorious “classic bubble” chart (pictured below).
So what's going to happen now?
Some have suggested that Bitcoin is going to experience strong growth in 2014, but after much careful study we believe it would be more accurate to posit a scenario in which Bitcoin goes an an almighty rampage, the likes of which have never been witnessed even in the sickest dreams of the most fervent Bitcoiners. Bitcoin-Godzilla will lay waste to many places, including Sydney, Australia.
But what will this mean for bears and their friends?
A secret two-year project involving 1000s of man hours and millions of lines of differential equations has come up with an extraordinarily accurate explanation of the future that awaits bears and their friends. The algebra would kill you, but to help make the resultant theory accessible to all the team came up with a visual representation of the model (see bear-shark-asteroid-explosion diagram below).
We hope the Sunday analysis report was useful to you and wish you a prosperous trading experience.
THE END
This report is aimed to cater for as wide an audience as possible: the experienced technical analyst and the layman alike.
In order to make things accessible to as many people as possible several new technical terms are used (bold red).
What is that big thing sticking out of the bubble?
Please inspect the current day chart above. After substantial analysis and hours of intense thought, the analysis team has calculated that Bitcoin is experiencing the biggest hard-on of its entire existence. Stochastic indicators show that Bitcoin is going through the equivalent in biology of uncontrolled hormone-fuelled development. But what signal can be deduced from this? It is time to prepare, esteemed colleagues, for what Bitcoin the teenager is going to do now that it is being let loose on the mainstream.
Of course we need not get into the graphic detail about what Bitcoin is doing right now with its “extended trend” to the notorious “classic bubble” chart (pictured below).
So what's going to happen now?
Some have suggested that Bitcoin is going to experience strong growth in 2014, but after much careful study we believe it would be more accurate to posit a scenario in which Bitcoin goes an an almighty rampage, the likes of which have never been witnessed even in the sickest dreams of the most fervent Bitcoiners. Bitcoin-Godzilla will lay waste to many places, including Sydney, Australia.
But what will this mean for bears and their friends?
A secret two-year project involving 1000s of man hours and millions of lines of differential equations has come up with an extraordinarily accurate explanation of the future that awaits bears and their friends. The algebra would kill you, but to help make the resultant theory accessible to all the team came up with a visual representation of the model (see bear-shark-asteroid-explosion diagram below).
We hope the Sunday analysis report was useful to you and wish you a prosperous trading experience.
THE END
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