Meanwhile, since I still get paid for what's left of this assignment, I decided to start discrediting the Bitcoin forums by trolling members into giving half-assed replies and pissed-off misspelled posts. Lack of exposure to sarcasm by the average user due to young age makes this surprisingly easy to pull off. And I do it by means of my several dozen sockpuppet accounts.
I decided to share this extremely secret information with you because it doesn't matter anyway, it's not like anyone will ever believe me amirite. Also, I'm behind seven proxies and a server in afghanistan, so my true identity will never be compromised.