Topic: Star wars force awakens, Dumb parts and spoilers (Read 282 times)

1) how does Rey go from thinking Jedi are a myth, to being a 90% jedi using all sort of jedi stuff in like 1 day? what is the point of Jedi training? she seems to be learning 100x faster than luke with yoda teaching luke.
2) how does Rey who has no sword training at all, beat Kylo, who was obviously been trained extensively, in a light saber fight.
3) how does the millinium falcon sit in the desert for 30 years or whatever with keys in ignition and no one tries to steal it before Rey?
4) how does the junk trader owner of falcon decide its valuable only after it flies away?
5) how can hans solo own a massive freighter, but cannot afford to buy a fighter better than the falcon
6) how can they not match a piece of the map where luke is which contains stars and planets, to the known star systems. Are their computers all broken?
7) how does luke eat on his little island? clamfest every night?
8 ) the millenium falcon is indestructible - it moves down forests, cliffs, gets shot all the time, rams stuff over, etc etc. Why didn't they just fly it through death star 2 and blow up the planet, while coming out the other side unharmed, since the ship cannot ever take damage.
9) why does kylo need a mask? maybe its because he looks like a French restaurant critic?
10) why does death star 2 drain the sun entirely in 2 shots? what if they need to shoot a third planet? also without a sun, how will all the people on the planet not freeze to death and or die of starvation?
11) why did we have to have another bar scene with funny creatures playing music, and an orange yoda?
12) why can kylo stop laser blaster shots in mid air from close, but gets shot by chewbacca from far?
13) is everyone in this movie related to everyone else? it started feeling like rednecks in space?