... to buy up all the BTC on all markets until $2000 USD/BTC (or... $#?). I'll give that buyer 100% of the profit (and keep my principal BTC) from my 5x leveraged long BTC/USD position opened just before initiating the operation, and a take profit order at at the top. This will be done in a time window where there is no overnight financing fee, per the site's terms.
The buyer must escrow a matching amount of BTC to guarantee my principal is refunded in case of breaking contract, dumping/shorting against me, or theft from my leverage account/website with 2FA active (e.g. the site operators are thieves or their private keys have already been compromised and a thief is waiting for a large deposit to sweep the big score).
Once BTC reaches $2,000 USD/BTC (or... $#?) on all markets, the buyer will be contractually obligated for 10 years NOT to sell any of their BTC or a fraction thereof for less than $2,000 USD/BTC (or... $#?)/any currency's equivalent. The penalty for selling under $2,000 USD/BTC will be exactly the number of BTC that the buyer profited over my principal BTC.
Please PM me your PGP public key.
That ^last (10-year part) clause in your offer is the one that stands out particularly as the reason you're sure as hell nowhere near ever finding a taker for your fanciful machination.
The demographics of this forum are more than likely coming from somewhere without a high population of billionaires or a low per capita GDP anyways, and the chances of finding a billionaire are one in 3,833,516, assuming they were spread out evenly through the population.
You'll have higher chances on reddit.
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If they're on bitcointalk then I would definitely expect for them to be chilling in the Chinese local board right now. Even though they're trading it doesn't mean they're billionaires, just people with money to move. For some of them, it might be all they have.
To my knowledge a lot of Chinese people don't speak English to a very large extent, or they certainly pay more attention to the happenings in their own language than English, since they can get the information faster and more accurately, since it'll affect their markets before it affects ours, most of the time.
That's partially just my opinion, though, so it might be completely inaccurate.
Oh but no worries it's certainly a very well educated & sensible opinion and abundantly accurate.