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Topic: Strippers set the bar, in regards to network confirmations.. (Read 171 times)

member
Activity: 364
Merit: 13
Killing Lightning Network with a 51% Ignore attack
LOL,

Ask the Stripper about Zeitcoin,  1 confirmation takes only 30 seconds.  Cheesy
4 confirmations in 2 minutes or 8 confirmations in 4 minutes
Or
Convert Bitcoin to fiat before arriving at the strip club.  Wink

FYI:
If you and her are a member of an exchange that allows offchain transactions,
any coin on that exchange can be transferred offchain instantly directly to the other member's account.
Cryptopia & Trade Satoshi have that offchain feature.
jr. member
Activity: 126
Merit: 5
No wonder. Cash is still more liquid in the opinion of others.
copper member
Activity: 224
Merit: 14
Last night I was in a strip club having a few little freaky private dances and I decided to ask the stripper if she accepted bitcoin? she laughed and said I wasn't the first person to ask that.. then she said.. I won't accept any currency which takes longer than my song to confirm on the network.. (a strippers song is typically 4mins) she then asked if I had any tokens on the lightening network? I told her no I don't believe in centralisation... in the end I paid in CASH.  Roll Eyes
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