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Topic: Suggested Forum Investments (Read 452 times)

hero member
Activity: 910
Merit: 511
September 14, 2015, 05:54:33 AM
#5
theymos is holding a lot of BTC for the forum both for "new forum software" and for "general purposes"

I think the forum should invest in the following companies:

Pop Secret. They are a popcorn manufacturer whose profits will rise when users buy their product while enjoying the drama that takes place on this forum. If people had a forum owned brand of popcorn to buy then the overall browsing experience will increase.

Bristol-Myers Squibb. They are the maker of prolixin. Their profits will increase when users take this drug after incurring a little bit too much stress. The many crazy people on the forum need a safe way to prevent them from hurting themselves or from hurting others.

If the forum does not wish to invest in either of these companies, then they should get a referral link so users can buy their products while benefiting the forums.

Either of these solutions should produce more then enough revenue to get rid of the annoying advertisements contained in every thread.

forget "New forum Software".
I'm hearing about it from three years ago!
hero member
Activity: 882
Merit: 1006
September 14, 2015, 04:18:24 AM
#4
I saw this website the other day that doubles your Bitcoins instantly. Maybe he should invest there Tongue
copper member
Activity: 3948
Merit: 2201
Verified awesomeness ✔
September 14, 2015, 04:14:57 AM
#3
Those are some shitty investment idea's, if it want meant as a joke.
hero member
Activity: 493
Merit: 500
Sarthak's a dumb girl
September 14, 2015, 02:51:31 AM
#2
theymos is holding a lot of BTC for the forum both for "new forum software" and for "general purposes"

I think the forum should invest in the following companies:

Pop Secret. They are a popcorn manufacturer whose profits will rise when users buy their product while enjoying the drama that takes place on this forum. If people had a forum owned brand of popcorn to buy then the overall browsing experience will increase.

Bristol-Myers Squibb. They are the maker of prolixin. Their profits will increase when users take this drug after incurring a little bit too much stress. The many crazy people on the forum need a safe way to prevent them from hurting themselves or from hurting others.

If the forum does not wish to invest in either of these companies, then they should get a referral link so users can buy their products while benefiting the forums.

Either of these solutions should produce more then enough revenue to get rid of the annoying advertisements contained in every thread.
Annoying ads? Are you talking about those small ads that are just in the first page of every thread, and seriously are you telling me to switch off my adblocker to see the ads?
newbie
Activity: 4
Merit: 0
September 12, 2015, 07:34:19 PM
#1
theymos is holding a lot of BTC for the forum both for "new forum software" and for "general purposes"

I think the forum should invest in the following companies:

Pop Secret. They are a popcorn manufacturer whose profits will rise when users buy their product while enjoying the drama that takes place on this forum. If people had a forum owned brand of popcorn to buy then the overall browsing experience will increase.

Bristol-Myers Squibb. They are the maker of prolixin. Their profits will increase when users take this drug after incurring a little bit too much stress. The many crazy people on the forum need a safe way to prevent them from hurting themselves or from hurting others.

If the forum does not wish to invest in either of these companies, then they should get a referral link so users can buy their products while benefiting the forums.

Either of these solutions should produce more then enough revenue to get rid of the annoying advertisements contained in every thread.
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