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Topic: Take a look at this shit!! website is up (Read 2612 times)

newbie
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February 20, 2016, 06:27:22 PM
#60
One thing you can do with manure is when someone REALLY wronged you and , like me, Gave me a Hep because of cheting, mix this up in their sandwich and they'll get a worm.

https://i.imgur.com/2c0MQtY.gif

Thank you. I feel well validated with this GIF image with a quote from my worm=manure comment.
legendary
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BCH Advocate.
February 20, 2016, 05:48:18 PM
#59
One thing you can do with manure is when someone REALLY wronged you and , like me, Gave me a Hep because of cheting, mix this up in their sandwich and they'll get a worm.

newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
February 20, 2016, 05:41:04 PM
#58
One thing you can do with manure is when someone REALLY wronged you and , like me, Gave me a Hep because of cheting, mix this up in their sandwich and they'll get a worm.
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
February 20, 2016, 01:43:31 PM
#57
lol very good idea  Cheesy Cheesy

It was not his idea, there was a guy who did it a couple months back

 i doesnt really matter though,

First There was bitcoin and then a shit load of altcoins...

Just like any market there is always competition! Smiley
hero member
Activity: 616
Merit: 500
February 20, 2016, 01:18:32 PM
#56
lol very good idea  Cheesy Cheesy

It was not his idea, there was a guy who did it a couple months back
hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 500
February 20, 2016, 12:31:35 PM
#55
what a nice idea, we can now do shit whoever done it to us, around of applause to you OP, well keep it up and goodluck to your new found venture..Let shit them UP...
member
Activity: 84
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February 20, 2016, 05:02:10 AM
#54
Do you work in a circus where you collect all the animal shit?

Hey,

We use farmers for Cow dung, equestrian centers for horse shit and so on.

Dog shit would be preferable to send it stinks like shit!!
member
Activity: 67
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February 20, 2016, 04:53:18 AM
#53
Do you work in a circus where you collect all the animal shit?
member
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February 19, 2016, 09:47:54 PM
#52
bump
full member
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PapaverSomniferum
February 19, 2016, 09:22:05 PM
#51
Sending shit must be expensive, exotic shit too, time consuming, etc.

A 10 dollar quick service would be good. Something like sending them shit in the post, with a tapeworm. They are easy to produce (I saw a documentary).

Failing the worm, use the shit, human, but  packed so they have to struggle to open it, resulting in said shite  splattering when they tear open the pack.

Da Skidz!
member
Activity: 108
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February 19, 2016, 05:24:53 PM
#50
i have a good idea for you check pm
member
Activity: 84
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February 19, 2016, 11:00:21 AM
#49
The second anyone does this both they and the service provider are breaking the law. "shitsenders" barely survives even with its combination of anonymous packaging and this disclaimer:

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Legal Information
By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following:

You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intension. shitSenders.com liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this web site agree to release shitSenders.com its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.

You're advertising your services specifically to harass.

I dont give a SHIT!! Smiley
legendary
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Merit: 1185
dogiecoin.com
February 19, 2016, 09:41:22 AM
#48
The second anyone does this both they and the service provider are breaking the law. "shitsenders" barely survives even with its combination of anonymous packaging and this disclaimer:

Quote
Legal Information
By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following:

You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intension. shitSenders.com liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this web site agree to release shitSenders.com its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.

You're advertising your services specifically to harass.
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
February 19, 2016, 03:51:56 AM
#47
Do you take special requests like diarrhea or pee?

Anything you wish mate Smiley


Actually, shitsenders have been around for a long time.

We beat there prices!!


Our website up in 24hours Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1267
Merit: 1000
February 19, 2016, 03:11:51 AM
#46
Actually, shitsenders have been around for a long time.
member
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February 19, 2016, 01:29:21 AM
#45
Do you take special requests like diarrhea or pee?
sr. member
Activity: 429
Merit: 250
Pythagoras and Plato are my brothers.
February 19, 2016, 01:20:56 AM
#44
How could you know the real location of the scammer ? the blockchain evidence is not reliable or cannot be considered at this level loll.Though, it could be sent to known scammers like mater-P  Tongue
There was a publicly available dox, made available with tecshare's help. Seems he once traded some physical item with him, he also confirmed the address with many other people who master-p had traded with, which verifies the dox's authencity

Master-p simply never picked up the coin I shipped him during his scam sesh. It was sent back to me about a month later and he never responded to my PMs. If he didnt pick up his coin. Hes not going to pick up his p00p.  Roll Eyes
That could also be an intentional move so that people assume it is a wrong address thinking that no one would knowingly lose their money by not picking up the package.However ,the address was of his own house i guess and the package could be sent with a Note to his neighbors Smiley
legendary
Activity: 910
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BCH Advocate.
February 18, 2016, 05:35:00 PM
#43
How could you know the real location of the scammer ? the blockchain evidence is not reliable or cannot be considered at this level loll.Though, it could be sent to known scammers like mater-P  Tongue
There was a publicly available dox, made available with tecshare's help. Seems he once traded some physical item with him, he also confirmed the address with many other people who master-p had traded with, which verifies the dox's authencity

Master-p simply never picked up the coin I shipped him during his scam sesh. It was sent back to me about a month later and he never responded to my PMs. If he didnt pick up his coin. Hes not going to pick up his p00p.  Roll Eyes
newbie
Activity: 8
Merit: 0
February 18, 2016, 10:48:40 AM
#42
HAHA. This is one of the most creative business ideas I've seen in a long time.
sr. member
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Pythagoras and Plato are my brothers.
February 18, 2016, 10:34:44 AM
#41
There are many doxxing services on the net.
But they have certain level of accuracy and don't you think that you should not do something physical basing on that ? like sending a SHIT package doesn't looks a normal thing to me.
However, the money they charge might be more than the money lost by the victim in the scam Smiley

member
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February 18, 2016, 10:04:13 AM
#40
How could you know the real location of the scammer ? the blockchain evidence is not reliable or cannot be considered at this level loll.Though, it could be sent to known scammers like mater-P  Tongue

There are many doxxing services on the net.

If anyone has any other ideas to send these to people let me know.

Website up soon Smiley
hero member
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Move On !!!!!!
February 18, 2016, 10:03:53 AM
#39
How could you know the real location of the scammer ? the blockchain evidence is not reliable or cannot be considered at this level loll.Though, it could be sent to known scammers like mater-P  Tongue
There was a publicly available dox, made available with tecshare's help. Seems he once traded some physical item with him, he also confirmed the address with many other people who master-p had traded with, which verifies the dox's authencity
sr. member
Activity: 429
Merit: 250
Pythagoras and Plato are my brothers.
February 18, 2016, 09:57:01 AM
#38
How could you know the real location of the scammer ? the blockchain evidence is not reliable or cannot be considered at this level loll.Though, it could be sent to known scammers like mater-P  Tongue
member
Activity: 91
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MP & UKASH EXCHANGER & ESCROW SERVICE
February 18, 2016, 07:33:49 AM
#37
lol you should try the scammer section on the forum im sure many would want this. this is cool  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
member
Activity: 106
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February 18, 2016, 04:22:43 AM
#36
Bumping this SHIT  Grin Grin
legendary
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Merit: 7005
Top Crypto Casino
February 17, 2016, 11:40:56 PM
#35
OP scammed me out of $18 and has refused to respond for weeks. Everyone should avoid!
Proof or GTFO.

Master-P's dox was dumped.  I'm not suggesting someone dump a dump on his doorstep but.
member
Activity: 67
Merit: 10
February 17, 2016, 06:20:20 PM
#34
OP scammed me out of $18 and has refused to respond for weeks. Everyone should avoid!

He is sending you $18 credit for his shit sending business, spend it wisely my friend
hero member
Activity: 714
Merit: 500
February 17, 2016, 07:32:45 AM
#33
OP scammed me out of $18 and has refused to respond for weeks. Everyone should avoid!

You should send him some shit as retaliation Cheesy
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
February 17, 2016, 07:28:31 AM
#32
LOL this business is the shit. can you ship to usa and how much would it be

Yes can to US for 9.00$
member
Activity: 108
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February 17, 2016, 06:15:50 AM
#31
LOL this business is the shit. can you ship to usa and how much would it be
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 252
February 17, 2016, 06:08:28 AM
#30
If I was scammed and I knew the physical location of the scammer, I'd personally get there to land a punch on his head. Most scammed users don't know about the knowhow of the scammers though, and from what I know most of the scammers are just kids who think they can do anything

Yeah that's right, if I had the adress of my scammer I would make sure I'm no longer scammed and that he paid what he had too ^^
member
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February 17, 2016, 06:00:41 AM
#29
Bumping this shit Smiley
legendary
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Merit: 1000
February 17, 2016, 04:36:40 AM
#28
ahahahahhah

Gotta love it. This is perfect for a boss or ex girl/boyfriend.
Im not sure it would work for a scammer as I assume if you knew
their address you could take care of it in a different way.

But I think the idea is hillarious.
member
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February 17, 2016, 12:37:51 AM
#27
OP scammed me out of $18 and has refused to respond for weeks. Everyone should avoid!
hero member
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#SuperBowl50 #NFCchamps
February 16, 2016, 11:59:49 PM
#26
Now...only if you could get the post man to set it at the front door and light it on fire...knock ...then run
I am not advocating that anyone do this, as it would more likely then not be illegal on a Federal level. If you send a package via USPS and the package is too large for a mailbox, the mailman will usually put the package on your front doorstep (it will probably be pretty rare that they will knock on the door though). You could put a GPS device that automatically ignites a lighter once the package gets to the delivery address and stays there for a certain amount of time.

Alternatively, when UPS and/or FedEx deliver a package to a residence and a signature is not required, they will almost always, put the package on your front door, ring the doorbell/knock on the door and immediately leave....
member
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February 16, 2016, 11:57:49 PM
#25
this is pretty funny, i would love to send this to a few people
BG4
legendary
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PaperSafe
February 16, 2016, 08:44:11 PM
#24
Now...only if you could get the post man to set it at the front door and light it on fire...knock ...then run
legendary
Activity: 2660
Merit: 1009
February 16, 2016, 05:23:57 PM
#23
If I was scammed and I knew the physical location of the scammer, I'd personally get there to land a punch on his head. Most scammed users don't know about the knowhow of the scammers though, and from what I know most of the scammers are just kids who think they can do anything

I have lots of Estonian friends who are quite forward with names / addresses etc. If you know what I mean!

Better a visit in person than an eggbox full of shit (depending on your price of course)
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 252
February 16, 2016, 08:06:01 AM
#22
That's some serious shit!  Grin

You need a physical adress though to send that, so I'm not sure I'll be bale to send this shit to the guy who scammed me xD
hero member
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Supermutated Virulent Microbial Strain
February 16, 2016, 07:20:27 AM
#21
Just a suggestion: you guys should set up your payment addresses as vanity addresses that begin with 1Shit [1].
They are really fast and easy to make, you could make dozens of those in an hour with a decent computer. Most of all, it looks cool and professional.  Cheesy

[1]I made one a few weeks ago: 1shito2jzJhFxEBUsMPM6nJLQMMVUN5Zz
member
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February 16, 2016, 07:09:00 AM
#20
If I was scammed and I knew the physical location of the scammer, I'd personally get there to land a punch on his head. Most scammed users don't know about the knowhow of the scammers though, and from what I know most of the scammers are just kids who think they can do anything

I understand, but there are resources to find these guys such as doxing, lets send them shit!!
hero member
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Move On !!!!!!
February 16, 2016, 07:03:31 AM
#19
If I was scammed and I knew the physical location of the scammer, I'd personally get there to land a punch on his head. Most scammed users don't know about the knowhow of the scammers though, and from what I know most of the scammers are just kids who think they can do anything
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
February 16, 2016, 07:00:59 AM
#18
aren't animal manures good for fertilizing?  Huh

of course either way you still wouldn't want them to be sent to you while you're working.

Yes good for that but not good for smelling and getting in the mail lol
copper member
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hee-ho.
February 16, 2016, 06:50:54 AM
#17
aren't animal manures good for fertilizing?  Huh

of course either way you still wouldn't want them to be sent to you while you're working.
member
Activity: 106
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February 16, 2016, 06:13:47 AM
#16
Are you the guy(s) behind Shitexpress? Looks like they also send shit to people, and they accept bitcoins too. BTW, are you guys giving vouches? I'm planning on sending some to Master-P.  Grin


Wow, never thought there would be site such as shitexpress. So is such kind of business profitable, maybe they need investors financially or you-know-what. Haha

LOL, thinking of setting up a website pretty soon. and we can all donate our animals shit to be sent off to our enemies. you need that pack coming from a country besides the one they reside at so its best not to ship yourself or they could know/guess it was you

Could you send for 100 SHITOSHI'S ?? Wink
member
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February 16, 2016, 06:09:03 AM
#15
Are you the guy(s) behind Shitexpress? Looks like they also send shit to people, and they accept bitcoins too. BTW, are you guys giving vouches? I'm planning on sending some to Master-P.  Grin


Wow, never thought there would be site such as shitexpress. So is such kind of business profitable, maybe they need investors financially or you-know-what. Haha

LOL, thinking of setting up a website pretty soon. and we can all donate our animals shit to be sent off to our enemies. you need that pack coming from a country besides the one they reside at so its best not to ship yourself or they could know/guess it was you
sr. member
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February 16, 2016, 06:05:09 AM
#14
Are you the guy(s) behind Shitexpress? Looks like they also send shit to people, and they accept bitcoins too. BTW, are you guys giving vouches? I'm planning on sending some to Master-P.  Grin


Wow, never thought there would be site such as shitexpress. So is such kind of business profitable, maybe they need investors financially or you-know-what. Haha
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
February 16, 2016, 06:05:04 AM
#13
Are you the guy(s) behind Shitexpress? Looks like they also send shit to people, and they accept bitcoins too. BTW, are you guys giving vouches? I'm planning on sending some to Master-P.  Grin

Hi no thats not us but same thing really

How would someone verify this? I mean how will the buyer know that the package was really sent and delivered to the recipient and that it contained the .. manure.

we dont offer trcking as it could be traced we like to keep it as anon as possible, escrow is not a problem but there would be no way to prove it arrived for escrow to be relasd so i dnot know how we could work that part


Simple. You send it to yourself first. Grin

+1
member
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February 16, 2016, 06:01:28 AM
#12
Are you the guy(s) behind Shitexpress? Looks like they also send shit to people, and they accept bitcoins too. BTW, are you guys giving vouches? I'm planning on sending some to Master-P.  Grin

How would someone verify this? I mean how will the buyer know that the package was really sent and delivered to the recipient and that it contained the .. manure.

Simple. You send it to yourself first. Grin

We are not these guys from shitexress but a similar service.

You can test by posting to yourself,  if that would be the case we would offer a service for a sall batch of shit for you to try it for just $6.50.



I have seen a similar service right here on the forum before. How would someone verify this? I mean how will the buyer know that the package was really sent and delivered to the recipient and that it contained the .. manure.

And most of all, do you accept escrow?
Yes of course we would use escrow we dont want shit to hit the fan by people getting scammed!!  Cheesy Cheesy Grin

lol nice try scammer!!
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1317
Get your game girl
February 16, 2016, 05:58:39 AM
#11
Oh My Days! What world are we living in.Pig and Elephant shits are too mainstream,can you ship human excreta ? I would like to have my personal shit shipped over to my enemies.That would show him!   
member
Activity: 108
Merit: 10
February 16, 2016, 05:55:31 AM
#10
Are you the guy(s) behind Shitexpress? Looks like they also send shit to people, and they accept bitcoins too. BTW, are you guys giving vouches? I'm planning on sending some to Master-P.  Grin

How would someone verify this? I mean how will the buyer know that the package was really sent and delivered to the recipient and that it contained the .. manure.

Simple. You send it to yourself first. Grin

We are not these guys from shitexress but a similar service.

You can test by posting to yourself,  if that would be the case we would offer a service for a sall batch of shit for you to try it for just $6.50.



I have seen a similar service right here on the forum before. How would someone verify this? I mean how will the buyer know that the package was really sent and delivered to the recipient and that it contained the .. manure.

And most of all, do you accept escrow?
Yes of course we would use escrow we dont want shit to hit the fan by people getting scammed!!  Cheesy Cheesy Grin
hero member
Activity: 672
Merit: 502
February 16, 2016, 05:45:17 AM
#9
I have seen a similar service right here on the forum before. How would someone verify this? I mean how will the buyer know that the package was really sent and delivered to the recipient and that it contained the .. manure.

And most of all, do you accept escrow?
hero member
Activity: 560
Merit: 501
Supermutated Virulent Microbial Strain
February 16, 2016, 05:42:45 AM
#8
Are you the guy(s) behind Shitexpress? Looks like they also send shit to people, and they accept bitcoins too. BTW, are you guys giving vouches? I'm planning on sending some to Master-P.  Grin

How would someone verify this? I mean how will the buyer know that the package was really sent and delivered to the recipient and that it contained the .. manure.

Simple. You send it to yourself first. Grin
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
February 16, 2016, 05:31:46 AM
#7
Can I donate some of my own personal shit?

I suppose so, but we advise you do go not go on a week long binge of drinking, some shits tend to be toxic lol Wink ( joke )
member
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February 16, 2016, 05:30:00 AM
#6
How much do you charge and do you send to companies?

Cost is $12 + shipping ( depending on country ) and yes we shit or sorry ship Wink to any address, no trace backs and you can also leave a personal note with the package.

Thanks for the interest
member
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February 16, 2016, 05:26:01 AM
#5
haha i need this shit !!
member
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February 16, 2016, 05:13:52 AM
#4
How much do you charge and do you send to companies?
legendary
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February 16, 2016, 05:12:58 AM
#3
Can I donate some of my own personal shit?
member
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February 16, 2016, 04:51:23 AM
#2
lol very good idea  Cheesy Cheesy
member
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February 16, 2016, 04:32:36 AM
#1

https://www.freewebstore.org/bitshit



Looking for a great gag gift? Has some one really pissed you off? Don't get mad, GET EVEN. Send that special some one a big stinky pile of shit!!







We will send your friend or enemy a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh shit packages you have ever seen. we use Horse, Pig & Elephant SHIT!!

Shipping will be from EU-WW with cost depending on locations.

Dont hold back on getting your retaliation on your enemies better soon than later Wink


Please if any questions do not hesitate to ask.

Payment in bitcoins and other forms of altcoins too.

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