three blind men walk into a bar.
"ouch","ouch","ouch"
whats the difference between a church nun and a female in a shower
ones got a soul full of hope, the other has a hole full of soap
whats the difference between a bitcoiner and an altnet fangirl
bitcoiners use a secure network. altneters pretend their crap network is bitcoin+
(its not a joke, but i still laugh when i see altnet fangirls advertise their network as such)
how do you get in a short term relationship and out of one quick
tell them your a international currency trader... ...then nerd-splain bitcoin
a blonde approached me in a supermarket and asked me how to invest in bitcoin. i told her to 'buy the dip'
she came back saying "here you go, will you tell me now" passing me 3 jars of condiments
Topic: Tell me some funny jokes (Read 79 times)
A Priest, a Rabbit and a Monk walks into a bar. The Priest asked the Rabbit, "How did you get here?". The Rabbit responded, "Auto-correct" 
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Your Momma so fat, every time she turn around it’s her birthday again 
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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Look for Fresh Prints
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Look for Fresh Prints
One of my childhood which never gets old
Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken
Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken
we can all use a little laughter in our lifes. I will go first.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
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