Topic: The 69th BareBonians (A new religion "exercising" at the Full Moon Mætup) (Read 2550 times)
October 21, 2014, 11:44:38 PM
I just realized that I forget to mention the most important (well, maybe not the most) aspect of each and every Full Moon Mætup - food. And, what would a Mætup be without some delicious old-fashion...
October 21, 2014, 07:28:48 PM
The 69th BareBonians' official canon, once penned, will be referred to as The Barebonum.
October 21, 2014, 07:24:12 PM
Only 6,900 chapters will be recognized, each covering approximately 6,900 square miles, thus if one desire to carve out a territory during the pre-launch period, simply state such on this thread.
Much thought went into the creation of this religion!
Gleb has allocated 47.6 million square miles (although why he chose miles I don't know) out of the possible 57.5 million square miles of land. The remainder is unusable mountains and rivers. This will effectively kill off the christian religion and all the others!
Well done.
Just consider such a working number, perhaps changing over to hectares or square kilometers.
October 21, 2014, 07:19:53 PM
Only 6,900 chapters will be recognized, each covering approximately 6,900 square miles, thus if one desire to carve out a territory during the pre-launch period, simply state such on this thread.
Much thought went into the creation of this religion!
Gleb has allocated 47.6 million square miles (although why he chose miles I don't know) out of the possible 57.5 million square miles of land. The remainder is unusable mountains and rivers. This will effectively kill off the christian religion and all the others!
Well done.
October 21, 2014, 07:18:05 PM
Just be sure to stand in the back row during the mass-fap-off. 
October 21, 2014, 07:02:51 PM
Everybody is welcome to start their own The 69th BareBonians chapter, thus able to collect and keep all donations they amass sans the 1% franchise fee paid to the official body.
None of the fees will go toward any salaries, but will be used to cover all expenses that The 69th BareBonians incurs.
Only 6,900 chapters will be recognized, each covering approximately 6,900 square miles, thus if one desires to carve out a territory during the pre-launch period, simply state such on this thread. Bare in mind that Nedia probably already has carved out one quadrant around the Phoenix area (not sure which though). Doing the maths, that equates to only 500 chapters available in the US.
Nedia
By all accounts, the Raëlian movement has ~70K members.
Geraldo Rivera met RAEL in 1992: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FToTpn23Z-g
None of the fees will go toward any salaries, but will be used to cover all expenses that The 69th BareBonians incurs.
Only 6,900 chapters will be recognized, each covering approximately 6,900 square miles, thus if one desires to carve out a territory during the pre-launch period, simply state such on this thread. Bare in mind that Nedia probably already has carved out one quadrant around the Phoenix area (not sure which though). Doing the maths, that equates to only 500 chapters available in the US.
Nedia
By all accounts, the Raëlian movement has ~70K members.
Geraldo Rivera met RAEL in 1992: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FToTpn23Z-g
October 21, 2014, 06:11:00 PM
Naked group masturbation and ass kissing?
Did I forget to mention live music and an open bar?
I think you already mentioned too much! xD
Do you have any idea how many closet masturbaters there are in the world, some even refusing to taking off their clothes for the occasion?
The 69th BareBonians was founded to liberate these very individuals. Remember, one does not have to get naked, masturbate, kiss ass, dance or consume adult beverages to fully appreciate the Full Moon Mætup experience, albeit the former three listings are required to be recognized as full members, thus allowing them to receive our newsletter.
Can you think of a better way to spend a late-afternoon/pre-dusk day approximately once a month under a full moon? Thought not!
At the sound of the 69th gong by the giant dong, one has the option of going home or hanging out a while during the evening hours.
I just found the perfect sound that starts the hour-long proceedings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOqy1mkksnA
October 21, 2014, 05:52:42 PM
Naked group masturbation and ass kissing?
Did I forget to mention live music and an open bar?
I think you already mentioned too much! xD
October 21, 2014, 05:27:52 PM
Okay, Nedia (her real first name) said that she's going to do everything in her power to orchestrate the first ever The 69th BareBonians Full Moon Mætup on January 4, 2015, a Sunday (of all days
but 
) close to the Phoenix, AZ, area, procuring some outdoor public venue for the occasion. She also mentioned utilizing Facebook, having reservations about meetup.com for some reasons, but whatever.Nedia also mentioned to perhaps sell The 69th BareBonians products on CafePress, but I haven't even began to start a logo campaign depicting the brand. Looks like now we need to get on that, commissioning (or a contest) some designer to create one. I'm leaning toward creating a bitcoin wallet address to solicit donations just for this aspect alone, hopefully to garner about a hundred bucks or so at least.
If/when The 69th BareBonians is registered as a non-profit, I'll simply be its founder. Nedia could be its first Princii (think princess), with Princii Nedia having a beautiful ring to it. The male counterpart could be called Munguu (Munguus for plural).
October 21, 2014, 04:58:03 PM
Naked group masturbation and ass kissing?
Did I forget to mention live music and an open bar?
October 21, 2014, 04:55:57 PM
Naked group masturbation and ass kissing?
October 21, 2014, 04:36:43 PM
This is so exciting! The 69th BareBonians just received a PM from a Bitcoiner named Nedia (permission given) that's very much interested in "exercising" at most any Full Moon Mætup west of the Mississippi.
She's located in the Phoenix, AZ, area, and is a Full Member on this forum, registering about a year and half ago. BTW, she's not trollin' me, for she's easily linked to an established entity, but doesn't want to give her name out just yet, but said she will very soon, for she loves this idea.
She also said that she admires my work, of which I kindly thanked her for the pat backing. Personally, I can't wait to kiss her bare ass, of which she has offered up. I love this community! 
She asked me if it'll be okay for her to start a local chapter on http://www.meetup.com/, in which I replied yes. I guess I should go ahead, myself, and registered a Chicago chapter before somebody else does it.
Here are the dates for upcoming full moons:
- Nov. 6, 2014 (Thu)
- Dec 6, 2014 (Sun)
http://moongiant.com/Full_Moon_New_Moon_Calendar.php
October 21, 2014, 05:00:54 AM
FAQ:
Q: Will the ratio of men to women be about equal?
A: A strict 60/40 rule will be enforced.
Q: How?
A: By the official penis counters.
Q: What forms of cryptocurrencies will The 69th BareBonians accept?
A: As many forms as possible.
Q: Will the ratio of men to women be about equal?
A: A strict 60/40 rule will be enforced.
Q: How?
A: By the official penis counters.
Q: What forms of cryptocurrencies will The 69th BareBonians accept?
A: As many forms as possible.
October 21, 2014, 05:00:17 AM
The 69th BareBonians is a new religion where members congregate only during their Full Moon Mætup, of which falls on the day of a full moon.
Everybody is invited, but to become a full member, you must participate in its only one ritual: Attend the fully-naked group masturbation at the official venue that promptly starts exactly one hour prior to the official local sundown on the day of a full moon, at which time said "exercise" ends after the 69th strike of the gong by the giant dong. During the one hour "exercise" you must literally kiss the ass of at least one complete stranger.
The Full Moon Mætup official venue changes every full moon, so if you're not able to attend, locate your local Full Moon Mætup BareBone chapter and have at it there.
Due to the nature of a Full Moon Mætup, all venues are located outside.
More to cum, so stay tuned.
~Nick Skuas (using your real name is not allowed, but an anagram of said is permissible)
Everybody is invited, but to become a full member, you must participate in its only one ritual: Attend the fully-naked group masturbation at the official venue that promptly starts exactly one hour prior to the official local sundown on the day of a full moon, at which time said "exercise" ends after the 69th strike of the gong by the giant dong. During the one hour "exercise" you must literally kiss the ass of at least one complete stranger.
The Full Moon Mætup official venue changes every full moon, so if you're not able to attend, locate your local Full Moon Mætup BareBone chapter and have at it there.
Due to the nature of a Full Moon Mætup, all venues are located outside.
More to cum, so stay tuned.
~Nick Skuas (using your real name is not allowed, but an anagram of said is permissible)
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