The All Great Grand Church of Bitcoinism + Altcoinism

acs267

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Quote from: duhosnyul on March 16, 2014, 02:09:31 AM

How to join your cult?

Fellow brother of Satoshi, this isn't a cult.

Quote from: mprep on March 16, 2014, 07:24:10 AM

Quote from: MP5KU on March 16, 2014, 02:23:18 AM

Can I be the treasurer for satoshi?

I would not spend it on hookers and beer for our brothers.

I'd liketo apply for such position as well. If I were to devote my time for Satoshi, I would still need some BTC to survive. Grin

Both of you! This is not how the church acts!

We say it's a fee of Satoshi, and then spend it on expensive liquor and hookers.

Quote from: crocko on March 16, 2014, 07:28:23 AM

I am hereby promoting myself POPE ! Cheesy

Now, let the coins from your wallets come to me !

Welcome everybody, Pope Crocko of Crocko.

crocko

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'All that glitters is not gold'

I am hereby promoting myself POPE ! Cheesy

Now, let the coins from your wallets come to me !

mprep

global moderator

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Merit: 2612

In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce

Quote from: MP5KU on March 16, 2014, 02:23:18 AM

Can I be the treasurer for satoshi?

I would not spend it on hookers and beer for our brothers.

I'd liketo apply for such position as well. If I were to devote my time for Satoshi, I would still need some BTC to survive. Grin

MP5KU

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Merit: 100

Can I be the treasurer for satoshi?

I would not spend it on hookers and beer for our brothers.

duhosnyul

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Merit: 250

How to join your cult?

acs267

hero member

Activity: 644

Merit: 500

Quote from: zeeshanblc on March 16, 2014, 12:09:58 AM

Would you ask 10 percent of my bitcoin wealth?

No, brother Zeeshanblc. We request only your time as a fee. Satoshi requests your Bitcoins, brother.

Quote from: Vod on March 16, 2014, 12:23:03 AM

I am hereby promoting myself to Great Pastor.

Hmmmm, there can be only one leader...

Now people have to choose which great pastor to follow.

Yes brother Vod. We shall have a poll to see who is the best pastor.

I feel the greatness of Satoshi inking through my soul for earning followers.

Vod

legendary

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Licking my boob since 1970

I am hereby promoting myself to Great Pastor.

Hmmmm, there can be only one leader...

Now people have to choose which great pastor to follow.

zeeshanblc

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Activity: 390

Merit: 250

Would you ask 10 percent of my bitcoin wealth?

acs267

hero member

Activity: 644

Merit: 500

Welcome sons and daughters of the all great Satoshi Nakamoto. We're all part of him, but he's a metaphor. I just have a few rules before you step onto the spiritual side of Bitcoinism or Altcoinism in general.

1. Everything is serious my fellow brothers and sisters. We're related not by surname, or DNA. We're related by genetics only.

2. Science is everything, my brother.

3. We accept racism, sexism, and any thing that could make you want to RPG your bags.

4. Every statement is welcomed.

5. There's no such thing as ignorance. Only the truth.

6. To become a ranked citizen in this church, please P.M me. I am the great Pastor of this church.

7. Praise the lord, everybody.

8. Everybody needs to get baptized by the proper authorities (me) to become saved in this great church of Bitcoinism and Altcoinism.

This is a virtual church. We can perfectly praise the lord oh so heavenly. Please reply on how divine you are, or risk becoming un righteous.

Ranks:

Pope - Crocko
Treasurers - Mprep & MPFSKU
Pastor - (God dammit! He cheated!) Vod.

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