Is this thread really 5 days old? How did I miss this?
The thing with the turkey is, it's a great mix of necrophilia & zoophilia and an almost unlimited selection of holes--you can create your own if need be. I'm talking about the kind that has to be unfrozen, not the kind you have to chase around the yard. It's a pervert's delight, plus it's tasty as a sandwich meat for leftovers.
We were going for one-upmanship here, right? K, then. Again, happy Fools day my peepz.
Topic: The farmastif fucks turkeys (Read 319 times)
I'm not that keen on turkey, I'm an exhibitionist, so I prefer peeking duck when I'm on my own.
I have heard he has a super special recipie for roasted turkey, I believe it has something to do with him adding butter under the skin.
His food is so good that some say the pharmacist can eat a whole turkey on his own.
Sorry but with all these threads I needed a laugh
His food is so good that some say the pharmacist can eat a whole turkey on his own.
Sorry but with all these threads I needed a laugh
I recall you claimed to be British, but you this joke didn't mention chai tea (or didn't whine about the weather)
More over you mentioned Turkeys which are inherently associated with North Americans (
Sir I request The Moss and admin remove this aboosers from their aboos powers
My best imitation of your average shit poster after getting red painted
Turkey's are eaten at Christmas in the UK but farmastif fucks turkeys a special way so I have heard. I would like to try a specially fucked up turkey
I have heard he has a super special recipie for roasted turkey, I believe it has something to do with him adding butter under the skin.
His food is so good that some say the pharmacist can eat a whole turkey on his own.
Sorry but with all these threads I needed a laugh
His food is so good that some say the pharmacist can eat a whole turkey on his own.
Sorry but with all these threads I needed a laugh
I recall you claimed to be British, but you this joke didn't mention chai tea (or didn't whine about the weather)
More over you mentioned Turkeys which are inherently associated with North Americans (
Sir I request The Moss and admin remove this aboosers from their aboos powers
My best imitation of your average shit poster after getting red painted
I have heard he has a super special recipie for roasted turkey, I believe it has something to do with him adding butter under the skin.
His food is so good that some say the pharmacist can eat a whole turkey on his own.
Sorry but with all these threads I needed a laugh
His food is so good that some say the pharmacist can eat a whole turkey on his own.
Sorry but with all these threads I needed a laugh
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