An employee at ACME Widget once went to see his boss about getting a day off, but he first had to come up with a lie for the request, for it was his nature. Besides, he figured, his boss was an ass. Once satisfied in his mind that the lie will work, he went to Mr. Gel's office.
"What can I do for you today, Bruce?," Mr. Gel asked. Bruce went into great detail as to why he needed the day off, and once Bruce was finished, he was sent back to his station to await a reply. After several minutes, Mr. Gel came a runnin' to see Bruce and said, "I just spoke with your doctor and he said you didn't have...", whereupon Bruce replied, "You're still an ass!" And that's how they met, taking the rest of the day off and went on a picnic. To this day they still argue as to whom bought the chicken.
We have a winner. Competition closed.
Bruno I'm so waiting for that PM you promised to write a week ago. I miss your tender off-public notes so dearly.
Btw: I'm only accepting a 'Yes' of course!
Most kindly, yours truly and lovingly,
gl