Topic: The Most Epic Crypto Journey Of A Lifetime [Work In Progress] (Read 674 times)

So from the looks of current world politics and financial systems and their imminent failures, I had not not seen JR Bob Dobbs for quite some time. Last night I awoke to some extremely loud noises in the garage and I knew JR Bob Dobbs was out there doing something. So I walked out there and the garage was all lit up blue. Looks like JR Bob Dobbs was trying to buy a bunch of generators or something from what I can tell. I cannot really figure out exactly what he's doing in here but he keeps disappearing before I can ask him any questions.



He did leave another note it says something about him trying to figure out the formulated equation that Craig Wright arrived at that made him think that Copyrighting Copylefted software was even rationally possible and of course for JR Bob Dobbs if he was trying to figure out a formula like that .... wouldn't be here so I'm pretty sure the picture of the middle finger stenciled in was his completed equation.



He left another note and said he wasn't going to start printing his own money or something. He had it already organized in the laminate.

A new development in the land of the spaghetti monsters, an intellectual property has been handed down from Satoshi to JR himself and he requested that I represent his historical masterpieces.




JR says he has acquired a masterpiece of a revelation that's going to send Bitcoins price and volume back to a level of complete and total insanity with developments in the private equity super pac of the 7th or 8th dimensional beings.



JR was talking a lot about something crazy as usual as crazy is the only way to be sane.

I remember when the great slack master used to be on tv. Those were good old days before x-day.
I'm glad to hear that Bob has returned to us once again and is participating in bitcoin.

Celebrating another year of life at Church of the Flying SubGenius Spaghetti Monster.  Tis the holiday.

WTF is this? The first part of a novel or a book? ... Oh, just Googled it... weird stuff. Do people just add stuff to this story as they go or is their some plot to this? I wonder what drugs these people

are taking when they writing these stories, because it has to be very strong to come up with this shit. .... JR Bob Dobbs popped too many pills and he was stoned out of his mind and then he visited

China and wiped out all the Chinese Bitcoin mining farms with his lazer-vision eyes and this enabled the general public to go back to CPU mining. 

THE MOST EPIC CRYPTO JOURNEY OF A LIFE TIME

First off, JR Bob Dobbs is not one for vendor pitches, so he won’t go there, he’s not trying to sell anything here.
He’s literally just trying to keep records of everything so he can embark on his journeys with the least amount of anonymity sacrificed.
He’s been involved with BTC since late 2008.

He is currently working on and has been able to connect to some huge projects.
He’s been mining countless pools. He’s turned a few heads with some pretty crazy objects. BTC is climbing, and for good reason.
He hates to be snarky, but there has been put forth a massive remittance system for Bitcoin from the avenues of Research and Development for some ridiculously large wall street companies worth billions and billions. JR Bob Dobbs and his company being one of them.


That being said he is drowning in a few million dollars in BTC trades all of which stays nestled safely inside his television set in the fifth and sixth dimensions. The price will no doubt continue to rise. He will attempt to complete as many trades before he retires to the 8th and 9th dimensions.

He is currently ramping quite a few huge private equity players into the Bitcoin market place.
Once he is done with the remittance system, the price of BitCoin will literally surge from his own hands and work as he works to finish building at least a few billion in set aside contracts for the manufacturing of custom equipment for nonexistent shadow government.


THE SAGA
JR Bob Dobbs literally amassed a giant super computer in my garage in which JR Bob Dobbs frequently visits.
Bob borrowed some in the short game and he fell short on repaying, but fully intends to repay, and the future will be a testament to his work. He will have successfully decentralized over a million USD worth of equity for BTC and repaid all of his investors double.

Now with all of that information out of the way, JR Bob Dobbs would like to formally start this little party we are about to partake in with our minds.

JR himself started trading at a very young age, he knew that he had to make money because everything in the Information Technology world cost a shit load of money and JR Bob Dobbs knew that Cisco Nexus switches were not cheap. His father taught him at a young age that optical transmission was the future and that it costs a lot of money so better fix YOUR WALLET. BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS 146 GRAND A SWITCH.

Anyway, JR Bob Dobbs was instructed to build the largest underground military base in the world.

He was instructed that essentially he was to build it in the middle of bum fuck Kentucky, right smack dab in the middle of a bunch of gun toting rebel flag flying Jesuit dipshits worshiping a massive wooden ark their governor gave massive tax breaks while creating the laughing stock of the entire educated world.

JR Bob Dobbs knew the governor of Kentucky was a complete moron and had to be even more pissed off when JR himself was attempting to build a massive nuclear reactor to power his underground military base in eastern Kentucky.

Once IBM learned of such an opportunity to conduct business with JR Bob Dobbs and his massive underground military base in eastern Kentucky, and the possibilities of eco expanding their massive aging data centers they realized that they simply must do it in BTC.

The underground military base looked something like a tragedy really, all 2 million USD worth of blasted limestone essentially finished, with conduits placed inside of bomb proof concrete layers underneath the building of multiple massive concrete buildings with steel pillars holding up their half constructed frames. JR Bob Dobbs knew that one day his military facility would house the largest BitCoin mine in the history of the planet.


JR Bob Dobbs had daily run ins with bankers that tried to steal from his base employees, and all of his customers. For many years he attempted to process large volumes in credit cards to build all kinds of questionable industrial equipment, such as but not limited to… drones, space craft, tracking systems, spy equipment, orbital cameras, nuclear equipment, underwater submarines, spy satellites, etc

There were certain people in power of the financial system that wanted to constrain his projects and ambitions with the constraint of theft by deception.

JR Bob Dobbs put out a famous press release you see, and because of this press release a massive spark in the world decided that they were done with these blood sucking world enslaving bankers and thus they built something the bankers could never touch.

Bob simply asks in the midst of the commotion what year is this world?

No one replies obviously because Bob himself is a paranoid delusional schizophrenic and of course he was talking to himself.

He then teleports to Jamie Dimons closet, and inside Jamie Dimons closet he can barely fit with all the paper that Jamie keeps in his closet with blood entrenched dead presidents backed by Bernanke's dynasty of lies.

Bob knows that Jamie is just like Bernanke, living in a house of cards that they built on the backs of other people and other nations.

The 3rd dimensional system of finance that enslaves the world is now instantly boring, so obviously Bob needs a quickie to stop these people from populating the generations minds with mental slavery.

He teleports quick this time to David Marcus’s office at Facebook where he is now Mark Zuckerburgs full time bitch. He assumed the bitch position because he decided to embark on a journey that would land his former company and remittance system into a spiraling explosive crash.

See, what he did is he decided to create a massive holding system on others peoples money to amass a bunch of hedge fund operators that run a bunch of sister companies to his such as Stripe, Venmo, Braintree Payment Services... etc…

This epic crash that sparked international controversy was called Zepeda vs PayPal.

The judge on the case at the lawsuit was aware of David Marcus and his bullshit hedge fund operations on the backs of “held” money. Because of this, obviously intelligence had to be gathered and presented to the now flaming out of control PayPal which was now a headless chicken.

But what the Judge didn’t know was that the "fuckery" was about to get a whole lot worse.

Because soon he would find out that PayPal and their obviously corrupt remittance system was literally financially blockading international customers of the United Nations even. They were literally destroying international businesses by stealing even larger sums of capital than the lawsuit was even worth at the time.

One of the thefts was from another massive underground United Nations military base in The Netherlands, Bob had already teleported there multiple times so everything was good there.

JR Bob Dobbs didn’t really want to hang around at Facebook that long because he knew the Zuck would not be very happy with the decisions of his newly appointed messenger.
So JR Dobbs teleported back to his base, and he was essentially going to try and imagine a few nexus switches and optical transponders into existence. So that the data center would be connected not just with massive Wimax Cellular Yagi Antennas, but also with optical carrier grade fiber.

This saga is missing at least 789 pages but this was all I could confiscate from the book that JR Bob Dobbs disappeared with last month no doubt heading to the 7th dimension.

I was however able to gather some details about Bobs plan for the military base he said he was going to build.