I thought the difference between Republicans and a Democrats was that the Repubs say they'll bomb you, and they do. The Democs say they won't bomb you, and they do. (Referencing Clinton in Iraq, Former Yugoslavia, etc., and the current person in Iraq, Afghanistan, etc.)
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution!
How many primitivists etc.? Smashy smashy.
Topic: The non-serious/sarcastic/joking political debate thread! (Read 1560 times)
What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?
Republicans are pro-war and want to regulate the economy. Democrats are pro-war and want to regulate the economy. See? Me neither.
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A Liberal and a Genie
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
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How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Everyone knows that without government there will be chaos and bloodshed and no electricity.
How many statists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They'll make you do it for them, because you implicitly signed a social contract to do so when you were born.
Republicans are pro-war and want to regulate the economy. Democrats are pro-war and want to regulate the economy. See? Me neither.
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A Liberal and a Genie
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
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How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Everyone knows that without government there will be chaos and bloodshed and no electricity.
How many statists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They'll make you do it for them, because you implicitly signed a social contract to do so when you were born.
What country are you from pjwaffle? I don't want to bust out Republican/Democrat votes if they will mean nothing to you...
Heh... don't get the joke, but I'm from the US
Ha ha, I just realized why you were confused by that. I meant to say "jokes" not "votes". It was late. I was tired.
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What country are you from pjwaffle? I don't want to bust out Republican/Democrat votes if they will mean nothing to you...
Heh... don't get the joke, but I'm from the US
What country are you from pjwaffle? I don't want to bust out Republican/Democrat votes jokes if they will mean nothing to you...
Inspired by my political compass thread...
Have fun!
(/me doesn't have any good jokes
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How does it work?
Name a political group and make a joke about them!
Oh, and awesome jokers will be featured in the first post (and +reped by me)
Oh and please +rep if you like the thread!
Have fun!
(/me doesn't have any good jokes
)How does it work?
Name a political group and make a joke about them!
Oh, and awesome jokers will be featured in the first post (and +reped by me)
Oh and please +rep if you like the thread!
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