Topic: The official confessions thread. (Read 896 times)
One night in a big party, I've discreetly urinate in the beer of a guy that I didn't appreciate.
Okay, I'll tell a real one, but please don't turn me in.
Of late, I've been joking about smashing mailboxes. I've never done such acts. But, I did steal a mailbox ONCE, and ONLY once. I was 24+ years old and living in Jackson, TN. I worked at Waffle House as a cook at the time, and did landscaping (done of that info is relevant to the story except for authenticity).
My buddy and I stole the following person's mailbox: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Perkins
Taxing my memory, I don't have a clue as to what happened to it, but I do recall that we didn't hang onto it for long, nor ever told anybody about such act. If I could remember, I would have no problem with relaying that episode now.
Of late, I've been joking about smashing mailboxes. I've never done such acts. But, I did steal a mailbox ONCE, and ONLY once. I was 24+ years old and living in Jackson, TN. I worked at Waffle House as a cook at the time, and did landscaping (done of that info is relevant to the story except for authenticity).
My buddy and I stole the following person's mailbox: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Perkins
Taxing my memory, I don't have a clue as to what happened to it, but I do recall that we didn't hang onto it for long, nor ever told anybody about such act. If I could remember, I would have no problem with relaying that episode now.
I once shot the neighbours cat with an air rifle when i was about 9 years old, young kids and guns don't mix well.
Still not the worse thing i have ever done.
Still not the worse thing i have ever done.
I got someone addicted to gambling in 2013. He lost all his bitcoins in time for the November rally, bought some more, lost those too. 
I loaned him occasionally. He'd always pay me back, except the last time: he could no longer afford to. He doesn't talk to me anymore because of it, but I wish he would. Like I care about .2 BTC anyways...
I loaned him occasionally. He'd always pay me back, except the last time: he could no longer afford to. He doesn't talk to me anymore because of it, but I wish he would. Like I care about .2 BTC anyways...
I love tiger memes! They go straight for the jugular! 
At the age of nine, I once got in trouble for playing swords with my bother. No, not the sharp steel kind, but the limp flesh type. As far as I can remember, that was the only time we've ever done such. I don't believe I've done anything else perverted unless, that is, family pets count. 
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