Topic: The Official "OMG my wife is about to have a baby" Thread (Read 1585 times)
congratulations to you, dont smoke to much cigars its not healthy for you and god bless your new born child
i wonder he is now holding his baby and play with him
i hope op will update this for a news to his newborn
i hope op will update this for a news to his newborn
congratulations, just saying you're not here for donations makes me want to donate something 
I hope i will be as lucky as you and here soon "We gonna have a baby"!Congrats with your new born!
As a proud father myself, it's my pleasure to congratulate you on your baby. You'll hear plenty of congratulations, and they're all well and good, but what few people will emphasize is how brutally sleep-deprived and stressed you will be for months on end. Man up and just ride it out. It's all part of the deal. Yeah, it sucks, but before you know it, that little newborn will be a toddler and then a teenager, so enjoy the moments for what they are, even if it means changing diapers and cleaning vomit at 4 in the morning, you'll never get back those precious moments. And indeed they are precious, despite how they may appear otherwise.
Cheers!
Cheers!
well that is the sweetiest part of being a parent cause when the baby is already a teenager you will always remember that this teenager is grown up so fast and it seems like yesterday you are changing his diaper or singing some song to make him sleep and playing with him while holding him in your arms
As a proud father myself, it's my pleasure to congratulate you on your baby. You'll hear plenty of congratulations, and they're all well and good, but what few people will emphasize is how brutally sleep-deprived and stressed you will be for months on end. Man up and just ride it out. It's all part of the deal. Yeah, it sucks, but before you know it, that little newborn will be a toddler and then a teenager, so enjoy the moments for what they are, even if it means changing diapers and cleaning vomit at 4 in the morning, you'll never get back those precious moments. And indeed they are precious, despite how they may appear otherwise.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Well, congratulations!
Congratulations,
Love your baby unconditionally, more than anything else
Love your baby unconditionally, more than anything else
congrats!!!!!!!
geezz i want to have a baby ASAP
geezz i want to have a baby ASAP
Do what my father did to me.
As soon as we got back from the hospital (I was literally just born a few days before), he took me straight to his computer. I obviously can't remember this, but my siblings said they remembered when he told me what a computer did, what a mouse was, and stuff like that.
Geezus I'm still such a nerd.
But it paid off.
As soon as we got back from the hospital (I was literally just born a few days before), he took me straight to his computer. I obviously can't remember this, but my siblings said they remembered when he told me what a computer did, what a mouse was, and stuff like that.
Geezus I'm still such a nerd.
But it paid off.
Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
Yes, breast feeding is better then formula milk...
Yep, we are going to breast feed...well, she is
Congrats man just feed him with your best love, trust and care. Always make sure you spend time with him and talk about things. Educate him to the best of you can.
wish your child will be the next satoshi !!!
wish your child will be the next satoshi !!!
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WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.
I was very serious.
My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow?
Nope it was just for this guy.
Sounds like you wern't very serious then.
So he said.
I explain it to you, if this dude named his baby "Dogecoin" people would pick up on that namely the press. Not only would I get a ton of press for being the person that paid, and promotions of my sites. And while you are probably saying 5BTC is a lot for press but it is different kind of press. They aren't looking at it as an ad but as a I did something crazy, and would drive more traffic.
I'm aware of that. That doesn't mean you'd seriously pay the money. Why does it matter if you pay it to this guy then or somebody else?
Why I am an honest person and never scammed anyone here. If I am offering then I am willing to pay. 5 BTCs aren't that expensive to me, but not to bragging.
The reason I wanted to pay this guy and not your friend cause this is just a random act, I rather keep it that.
The reason probably is you decided you don't want to run the risk of losing 5BTC, but nice try
. If five BTCs aren't expensive and the media coverage is worth it to you, why does it matter who does it? I'm sure if this guy would've been serious about it you'd've weaselled out of that too, but I guess we'll never know, unless the OP decides to take you up on the offer. How about it, op? You can always change the babies name after a month I'm sure.
We would decline for 5 btc.
But thanks for the offer, and I wish you luck in your sites. What are they? (Free advertising,!)
But thanks for the offer, and I wish you luck in your sites. What are they? (Free advertising,!)
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HaHa, I talked to wife about it, and she said she would agree, but it would be a higher number. Pretty sure he can overcome a name, if he is set up for college from birth. I highly doubt the right number to name him Dogecoin would be reached though lol
Then why not do it, claim the prize, and change the name later on, or he can change it himself as an adult. I know a lot of people who are just known by their nicknames among friends, I've met some of them several times and don't even know their real names. I wish my parents were offered 500BTC to name me Dogecoin Because that would be akin to stealing. If he chose to change name as an adult, thats his choice, but if I entered an agreement, why would I renig on it?
Half a million isnt the amount we were thinking. But it was more than 5btc worth.
How is it stealing? The offer is to officially name the baby, which you would be doing unless any terms said otherwise.
HaHa, I talked to wife about it, and she said she would agree, but it would be a higher number. Pretty sure he can overcome a name, if he is set up for college from birth. I highly doubt the right number to name him Dogecoin would be reached though lol
Then why not do it, claim the prize, and change the name later on, or he can change it himself as an adult. I know a lot of people who are just known by their nicknames among friends, I've met some of them several times and don't even know their real names. I wish my parents were offered 500BTC to name me Dogecoin Because that would be akin to stealing. If he chose to change name as an adult, thats his choice, but if I entered an agreement, why would I renig on it?
Half a million isnt the amount we were thinking. But it was more than 5btc worth.
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WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.
I was very serious.
My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow?
Nope it was just for this guy.
Sounds like you wern't very serious then.
So he said.
I explain it to you, if this dude named his baby "Dogecoin" people would pick up on that namely the press. Not only would I get a ton of press for being the person that paid, and promotions of my sites. And while you are probably saying 5BTC is a lot for press but it is different kind of press. They aren't looking at it as an ad but as a I did something crazy, and would drive more traffic.
I'm aware of that. That doesn't mean you'd seriously pay the money. Why does it matter if you pay it to this guy then or somebody else?
HaHa, I talked to wife about it, and she said she would agree, but it would be a higher number. Pretty sure he can overcome a name, if he is set up for college from birth. I highly doubt the right number to name him Dogecoin would be reached though lol
Then why not do it, claim the prize, and change the name later on, or he can change it himself as an adult. I know a lot of people who are just known by their nicknames among friends, I've met some of them several times and don't even know their real names. I wish my parents were offered 500BTC to name me Dogecoin
HaHa, I talked to wife about it, and she said she would agree, but it would be a higher number. Pretty sure he can overcome a name, if he is set up for college from birth. I highly doubt the right number to name him Dogecoin would be reached though lol
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WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.
I was very serious.
My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow?
Nope it was just for this guy.
Sounds like you wern't very serious then.
So he said.
WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.
I was very serious.
My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow?
Nope it was just for this guy.
Sounds like you wern't very serious then.
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WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.
I was very serious.
My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow?
Nope it was just for this guy.
Sounds like you wern't very serious then.
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WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.
I was very serious.
My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow?
WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.
I was very serious.
5btc is not serious enough.... lol
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WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.
cong! what you think about name of baby
Wish you happiness ahead.Enjoy with your child
Find something you love about your current life.
Imagine staying out at night with friends, and sleeping into the afternoon.
Imagine the peaceful tranquility of being at home with little to do and nothing but a sense of pure relaxation.
Imagine being free with your worries and carefree about what the future may bring...
Now picture a little crying child that is soiling himself with grown-man shits four times a day making more messes than you can imagine and demanding way more work and dedication than you have been required of in your entire life.
In a year or so he will grow into a whiny brat with no attention span who forces his wild, rampant energy upon everyone that surrounds him.
It's a long and sometimes painful journey, my friend, but when you look into his eyes and he tells you "I love you" you won't give a shit about anything else in the world.
-Proud father of a three-year-old future menace to society
Imagine staying out at night with friends, and sleeping into the afternoon.
Imagine the peaceful tranquility of being at home with little to do and nothing but a sense of pure relaxation.
Imagine being free with your worries and carefree about what the future may bring...
Now picture a little crying child that is soiling himself with grown-man shits four times a day making more messes than you can imagine and demanding way more work and dedication than you have been required of in your entire life.
In a year or so he will grow into a whiny brat with no attention span who forces his wild, rampant energy upon everyone that surrounds him.
It's a long and sometimes painful journey, my friend, but when you look into his eyes and he tells you "I love you" you won't give a shit about anything else in the world.
-Proud father of a three-year-old future menace to society
Thank you. Puts a lot in perspective.
Find something you love about your current life.
Imagine staying out at night with friends, and sleeping into the afternoon.
Imagine the peaceful tranquility of being at home with little to do and nothing but a sense of pure relaxation.
Imagine being free with your worries and carefree about what the future may bring...
Now picture a little crying child that is soiling himself with grown-man shits four times a day making more messes than you can imagine and demanding way more work and dedication than you have been required of in your entire life.
In a year or so he will grow into a whiny brat with no attention span who forces his wild, rampant energy upon everyone that surrounds him.
It's a long and sometimes painful journey, my friend, but when you look into his eyes and he tells you "I love you" you won't give a shit about anything else in the world.
-Proud father of a three-year-old future menace to society
Imagine staying out at night with friends, and sleeping into the afternoon.
Imagine the peaceful tranquility of being at home with little to do and nothing but a sense of pure relaxation.
Imagine being free with your worries and carefree about what the future may bring...
Now picture a little crying child that is soiling himself with grown-man shits four times a day making more messes than you can imagine and demanding way more work and dedication than you have been required of in your entire life.
In a year or so he will grow into a whiny brat with no attention span who forces his wild, rampant energy upon everyone that surrounds him.
It's a long and sometimes painful journey, my friend, but when you look into his eyes and he tells you "I love you" you won't give a shit about anything else in the world.
-Proud father of a three-year-old future menace to society
WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
Uhmmmmmmmm can't tell if this is a challenge or not?
Oh, you can throw numbers out.....but none are being accepted, short of enough btc to buy a house, 2 cars, and fund college.
WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
Uhmmmmmmmm can't tell if this is a challenge or not?
congrats
WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never
WOW! name him Doge
This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.
Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
Your son (primarily) doesn't want your money. He wants your love and understanding. Forget the "never goes without" stuff. Kids get spoiled by parents that buy them everything and have to spend every hour at work to pay for it.
Spend time with him growing up, it is the most fulfilling thing you can possibly imagine
Finally, never forget dads are boys first hero. So be a good one for him.
thats why i made this thread, for good things like this
cheers. My son was born 14 1/2 years ago, and I remember his birth like it was yesterday. Just bond with the young dude, and never let that bond break. There's a line by Ethan Hawke in one of the "Before Sunrise / Sunset" movies, where he talks about why he stayed with his wife even though the marriage was dead. It was something like "I'd go through any amount of pain to see my son grow up another day" .... something like that anyway.
That's how cool it is to see a son grow up
Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
Your son (primarily) doesn't want your money. He wants your love and understanding. Forget the "never goes without" stuff. Kids get spoiled by parents that buy them everything and have to spend every hour at work to pay for it.
Spend time with him growing up, it is the most fulfilling thing you can possibly imagine
Finally, never forget dads are boys first hero. So be a good one for him.
thats why i made this thread, for good things like this
Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
Your son (primarily) doesn't want your money. He wants your love and understanding. Forget the "never goes without" stuff. Kids get spoiled by parents that buy them everything and have to spend every hour at work to pay for it.
Spend time with him growing up, it is the most fulfilling thing you can possibly imagine
Finally, never forget dads are boys first hero. So be a good one for him.
WOW! name him Doge
Always keep in mind that this little human you created will one day be an adult and will have to live with the decisions they will make, teach him how to be a good person so he will never regrets his choices in life.
Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
Yes, breast feeding is better then formula milk...
Yep, we are going to breast feed...well, she is
Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
Yes, breast feeding is better then formula milk...
One day he will buy an ice cream for 0.00000074 btc and feel ripped off!
my advice would be to make sure u dont make the same mistakes your parents did. and educate the kid on everything he should know dont let him go into the world without knowing what to do when he turns 18 and is off to college make sure he or she knows
OMG, its time to hit the road! jk jk
Once he is a bit older (toddler aged), make a commitment to be focused on him while he is awake. Put away the phone, computer, TV, etc, and spend time with him. You won't regret not having spent more time on the internet, but you WILL regret not having spent more time with your son. If you need down time (I know I do), that's fine, just do it after the kids are put to bed.
I know this is something my wife and I have both struggled with, as it's so easy to be selfish with how you spend your time, and you find yourself with so little of it once you have kids.
I know this is something my wife and I have both struggled with, as it's so easy to be selfish with how you spend your time, and you find yourself with so little of it once you have kids.
That is really good advice. I should probably follow that advice with the wife too, might make her a little happier with me.
Once he is a bit older (toddler aged), make a commitment to be focused on him while he is awake. Put away the phone, computer, TV, etc, and spend time with him. You won't regret not having spent more time on the internet, but you WILL regret not having spent more time with your son. If you need down time (I know I do), that's fine, just do it after the kids are put to bed.
I know this is something my wife and I have both struggled with, as it's so easy to be selfish with how you spend your time, and you find yourself with so little of it once you have kids.
I know this is something my wife and I have both struggled with, as it's so easy to be selfish with how you spend your time, and you find yourself with so little of it once you have kids.
Oh my!
I can't buy mining equipment now, my space is going to be gone
lol
Oh my!
Love him and care for him. Don't make mistakes your parents did.
Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.
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