I'll bite. These are like breaths of fresh air after some of the partisan political threads. This is plain crazy, it's the covert crazy that grabs you by the ankles and pulls you underwater. This, I can deal with
Define American. Do you mean native born citizens of the United States, or does your America include those that may have recently immigrated here? So like, as soon as you take the oath of citizenship, you lose all your morals and devolve a little bit? Or is it more immediate, does it happen at the border crossing or when you get off the plane?
*steps on tarmac*
*is instantly broke and overweight*
*is suddenly holding a cellphone and an empty McDonald's™ cup*
Just questions man, just questions
Those questions lead to other questions..
What country are you from, and how old are you? (you are male obviously)
What ideology are you trying to push, or what is your political affiliation?
What strain of marijuana are you currently smoking, and can I have some please? (It's a sativa I bet).
If you only answer one question, let it be 3