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legendary
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Gresham's Lawyer
June 05, 2014, 08:16:54 PM
#55
sr. member
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June 05, 2014, 05:00:30 PM
#54
Hello whales. I see have not even begun trading yet this past month (not on exchanges at least) because this is all a manipulated house of cards with no real support. At what point are you going to make the first 50k btc dump?
Some things never change Grin
legendary
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Gresham's Lawyer
June 05, 2014, 04:50:36 PM
#53
hero member
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March 19, 2014, 06:37:54 PM
#52
It is time for the bulls to join in prayer and call upon the great wall whale from Mar 4 to save them from impending doom.

Not so much impending as slow and agonising.....plenty time for losses to be cut I would imagine.
legendary
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Gresham's Lawyer
March 19, 2014, 02:39:22 PM
#51
An odious ode to the miner whales.

https://soundcloud.com/newliberty-dollar/16-usbs
so music,
very lyrics,
such sound,
much terrible.

Much terrible indeed, we taped the first rehearsal now, still not up to speed yet though.
When your chorus is up to doing hymns too, please join the fun.
https://soundcloud.com/newliberty-dollar/bitcoin-ghost-miners

Edit: I sped it up to give my friends a tempo for which they can strive.
hero member
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March 14, 2014, 05:53:19 PM
#50
It is time for the bulls to join in prayer and call upon the great wall whale from Mar 4 to save them from impending doom.
legendary
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January 23, 2014, 11:19:35 PM
#49
An odious ode to the miner whales.

https://soundcloud.com/newliberty-dollar/16-usbs
so music,
very lyrics,
such sound,
much terrible.
legendary
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Gresham's Lawyer
January 23, 2014, 11:14:26 PM
#48
An odious ode to the miner whales.

https://soundcloud.com/newliberty-dollar/16-usbs
legendary
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Drunk Posts
January 12, 2014, 04:14:24 AM
#47
Please sacrifice coins to signature address. Will dump 2 coins for every coin received.
hero member
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January 12, 2014, 03:14:47 AM
#46
Dear Whales,

My birthday is on Wednesday, and my grandmother gave me $250 to spend. Please bring the price down just long and low enough for me to get at least half of a bitcoin.

Thank You!

(I am not joking)
hero member
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January 12, 2014, 03:11:54 AM
#45
Whales

*to be sung to the tune of Royals by Lorde

I've never seen a Casascius in the flesh
I cut my teeth on doge coins with the groupies
And don't have no vanity address,
In a torn-up town, no QR code envy

But every post's like alt-coins,
Bit Fog, trippin' on the Silk Road
Blockchains, ball gowns, hashin' the mining boom,
We don't care, we're driving Lamborghinis in our dreams.
But everybody's like Bubble, black hat, bitcoins on your press release.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love of bears.

And we'll never be whales (Whales).
It don't run in our FUD,
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your p2p pooler (pooler),
You can call me BTC
And baby I'll pool, I'll pool, I'll pool, I'll pool.
Let me live that fantasy.

My friends and I—we've cracked the  code.
We count our millbits on the train to the party.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We didn't come from crypto.  

clap clap.... well done!
legendary
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January 08, 2014, 07:06:52 AM
#44
And we'll never be whales (Whales).
so good
newbie
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January 08, 2014, 06:24:40 AM
#43
Worshiping false prophets will lead you to ruin. There are only two ethereal spirits of the market, and you must pay them both their dues. Even whales shrink from KARHU and the bull.

REPENT!
legendary
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Degenerate bull hatter & Bitcoin monotheist
January 08, 2014, 05:55:43 AM
#42
Whales

*to be sung to the tune of Royals by Lorde

I've never seen a Casascius in the flesh
I cut my teeth on doge coins with the groupies
And don't have no vanity address,
In a torn-up town, no QR code envy

But every post's like alt-coins,
Bit Fog, trippin' on the Silk Road
Blockchains, ball gowns, hashin' the mining boom,
We don't care, we're driving Lamborghinis in our dreams.
But everybody's like Bubble, black hat, bitcoins on your press release.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love of bears.

And we'll never be whales (Whales).
It don't run in our FUD,
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your p2p pooler (pooler),
You can call me BTC
And baby I'll pool, I'll pool, I'll pool, I'll pool.
Let me live that fantasy.

My friends and I—we've cracked the  code.
We count our millbits on the train to the party.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We didn't come from crypto.  
legendary
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Degenerate bull hatter & Bitcoin monotheist
January 08, 2014, 02:47:09 AM
#41

Hail Whale, full of BTC.
Our Bot sells with thee.
Blessed art thou among bears,
and blessed is the fiat of thy algorithms.
Satoshi.
Holy Whale, Mother of All BTC,
manipulate the news out of China
now and at the hour of our double digit coins.
Amen.


Did a lil remixing to your quote btw ^

came to verify your sacrifice...

However with a bearish post from Rpiella in Adam's observer thread and my crystal ball will have the stars aligning to make a rocket ship constellation.

Praise be to the Crypto, Praise be to the BTC

Nice one. If I can figure out how to post a picture from an iphone without too much faffing ill confirm my sacrifice (six times).  
hero member
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January 08, 2014, 02:10:53 AM
#40

Hail Whale, full of BTC.
Our Bot sells with thee.
Blessed art thou among bears,
and blessed is the fiat of thy algorithms.
Satoshi.
Holy Whale, Mother of All BTC,
manipulate the news out of China
now and at the hour of our double digit coins.
Amen.


Did a lil remixing to your quote btw ^

came to verify your sacrifice...

However with a bearish post from Rpiella in Adam's observer thread and my crystal ball will have the stars aligning to make a rocket ship constellation.

Praise be to the Crypto, Praise be to the BTC
hero member
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January 08, 2014, 02:07:43 AM
#39
So my call is being answered by the FBI whale?(or at least panic about an FBI whale)  Shocked I never imagined.
legendary
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Degenerate bull hatter & Bitcoin monotheist
January 08, 2014, 01:52:09 AM
#38

Hail Whale, full of grace.
Our Bot is with thee.
Blessed art thou among traders,
and blessed is the fruit of thy algorithms.
Satoshi.
Holy Whale, Mother of All Dumps,
manipulate the news out of China
now and at the hour of our double digit coins.
Amen.
legendary
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full member
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Stand on the shoulders of giants
January 06, 2014, 05:03:40 AM
#36
Thank you oh wise and omnipotent bullwhale for vanquishing the evil bearwhale.



LoL ...
legendary
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January 06, 2014, 02:14:28 AM
#35
If a whale can dump 1000s of bitcoin. With how many bitcoin are you considered a "big fish"?
legendary
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January 05, 2014, 09:57:22 PM
#34
Perhaps this is irreverent, but do we know when the Bullwhale Bacons?
newbie
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January 05, 2014, 09:47:24 PM
#33
  I declare that there is no God but the One True God and that God sets the bitcoin price. No whale buys nor dumps without the permission of the Supreme.

   
newbie
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January 05, 2014, 07:48:22 PM
#32
Are you still voting in the other direction, loaded? go democracy?
legendary
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You're never too old to think young.
January 05, 2014, 11:28:12 AM
#31
Thank you oh wise and omnipotent bullwhale for vanquishing the evil bearwhale.

full member
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Stand on the shoulders of giants
January 04, 2014, 02:55:57 AM
#30
Finding Dory {
pixel studio US-patent

Finding Nemo - Dory Speaking Whale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk3ZxmptZy8 }
legendary
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January 04, 2014, 02:50:33 AM
#29
13 months time

weak hands sell at 9K

wait for it to got to 10K again
legendary
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You're never too old to think young.
January 03, 2014, 06:49:54 AM
#28
Get thee behind me me Bearwhale (Waal?). Thou art evil. (And none too bright.)

Deliver us from evil, oh wise Bullwhale.

 Smiley

legendary
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Gresham's Lawyer
January 03, 2014, 06:35:26 AM
#27
"Post China we are supporting $800."
I don't believe we can say that yet.

You are right, we aren't "post china".  We may never be.
hero member
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Screw It, Let's Do It
January 03, 2014, 06:32:45 AM
#26
Bitcoin almost at $900, Sharks are feasting on the Livers of the Whale Gods.

Better hold your coins till over 1000$ and start dumping above.
Profit the third or fourth time during this volatile phase.

Only weak hands sold below 900$. Strong hands sold @ double top and bough back with a really big btc profit.
sr. member
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Giga
January 03, 2014, 06:27:28 AM
#25
Bitcoin almost at $900, Sharks are feasting on the Livers of the Whale Gods.
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whale eater
January 03, 2014, 04:23:45 AM
#24
Sorry, but I vote the other direction.
legendary
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@theshmadz
January 02, 2014, 01:53:58 AM
#23
hrm. it appears the Great Whale answered at some point during last night's drunken stupor but it did not have the desired effect.

OH Please, Great Whale, bless us with a more substantial dump that we may rid ourselves of the non-believers.


(*seriously, I would much rather buy at 600, thank you. if you could crash bitcoin price into a cascading downslope similar to the period between September 2011 through July 2012 that would be great.*)
That wasn't a whale. That was a baby shark. THIS is a whale. Half of that red volume bar represents a single dump of ~50K btc. This is the whale that ended the weak uptrend in May.



Thank you. I remember that time, (my birthday is in May) very exciting.

I apologize for worshiping false idols.

Please Great Whale, don't forsake us!
hero member
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January 02, 2014, 12:57:41 AM
#22
hrm. it appears the Great Whale answered at some point during last night's drunken stupor but it did not have the desired effect.

OH Please, Great Whale, bless us with a more substantial dump that we may rid ourselves of the non-believers.


(*seriously, I would much rather buy at 600, thank you. if you could crash bitcoin price into a cascading downslope similar to the period between September 2011 through July 2012 that would be great.*)
That wasn't a whale. That was a baby shark. THIS is a whale. Half of that red volume bar represents a single dump of ~50K btc. This is the whale that ended the weak uptrend in May.

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Retired from the mistressing business
January 01, 2014, 10:08:12 PM
#21
Hm. I guess that I am a bear! Smiley

Dump your Bitcoins whales - or pay me with them Smiley
legendary
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@theshmadz
January 01, 2014, 09:59:38 PM
#20
hrm. it appears the Great Whale answered at some point during last night's drunken stupor but it did not have the desired effect.

OH Please, Great Whale, bless us with a more substantial dump that we may rid ourselves of the non-believers.


(*seriously, I would much rather buy at 600, thank you. if you could crash bitcoin price into a cascading downslope similar to the period between September 2011 through July 2012 that would be great.*)
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Stand on the shoulders of giants
December 31, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
#19
Miners Hodl... because we know the price of our work

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December 31, 2013, 02:33:01 PM
#18
Do you have to be a bear to plead with these whales or can realists and bulls pray too?

Many people who didn't sell too low might want to pray for a couple of big fat whale buys to kick start a major rally to increase the value of everyone's coins who held or bought when the price was low.



I apologise for missing your post. You are quite right! Bulls are welcome to come and pray at the Temple also! Better create a timetable though as we don't want them to mix with Bears really. It should remain segregated in here!
hero member
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December 31, 2013, 12:19:01 PM
#17
* performs blood sacrifice ritual and makes offering to Loaded *

Ooof! Things are heating up in the Whale Temple!

PS In the future please exchange all blood offerings into Bitcoin offerings and send to: 1Jc3vB6YyYs1qceo7NbXinYYkk92Dyeexi

My humble thanks for paying a visit to the Whale Temple. Peace be with you.  Smiley
hero member
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December 31, 2013, 12:15:37 PM
#16
... I guess it can't hurt

Oh great and mighty Whale. We beg of you to bless us with waves of bitcoins to crush these stubborn walls. Lend us your strength that we may see brighter days, and cheaper bitcoins.

hehehe, man I hope this works!

Now THAT'S how to do it folks! Make it humble, make it sincere!  Cheesy

It will certainly help to just make an offering of the kind of thing you might want to become plentiful. Here is the way to do so. Send your offerings to: 1Jc3vB6YyYs1qceo7NbXinYYkk92Dyeexi  Wink

I hope to be hosting regular mass here soon. Watch this space!

Peace be with you.

hero member
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December 31, 2013, 11:12:04 AM
#15
* performs blood sacrifice ritual and makes offering to Loaded *
hero member
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December 31, 2013, 10:47:51 AM
#14
Every day that passes, and Bitcoin continues to grow, this tired old line becomes less and less true.

Pre China we could barely support $200.

Post China we are supporting $800.



Good advice.


+2



That's about the only thing I've read from your keyboard that resonates with me.  Kiss

Nice to see everyone so agreeable in here.

I would say that its time for another circle-wank!

If you could form a circumference on the floor gentlemen, spread out limbs until hands are level with the crotch of your partner, pants down and ready, steady, TUG!
sr. member
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December 31, 2013, 02:00:58 AM
#13
We are not "post China."  In fact, I would venture to say we are more cuckold to the Chinese exchanges now than ever.  Arbitrage, she can be so cruel.
hero member
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December 31, 2013, 12:52:02 AM
#12
this is all a manipulated house of cards with no real support.

Every day that passes, and Bitcoin continues to grow, this tired old line becomes less and less true.

Pre China we could barely support $200.

Post China we are supporting $800.

Anyone who thinks its all fluff and puff ... is sorely mistaken. 

I encourage you "day traders" to start listening to the Podcasts like "Lets Talk Bitcoin" (google it)

And to get a Google News app for your phone, enter "Bitcoin" as your news search, and read the articles every single day as they come out.

Right now its day after day after day of new industries and companies getting involved in Bitcoin.

Whats going on outside your little bubble of buying and selling is what really matters, and I don't see many of you even remotely aware of it.

Thats my best advice.
That's nice that there are positive developments but it doesn't neccessarily mean that the current price level is stable at present. Honey badger don't care and will boom and bust as it pleases. In fact it only makes sense that whales will accumulate into bad news and sell into good news - otherwise they'd have liquidity problems.
legendary
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@theshmadz
December 31, 2013, 12:20:29 AM
#11
... I guess it can't hurt


Oh great and mighty Whale. We beg of you to bless us with waves of bitcoins to crush these stubborn walls. Lend us your strength that we may see brighter days, and cheaper bitcoins.






hehehe, man I hope this works!
legendary
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December 31, 2013, 12:15:11 AM
#10
"Post China we are supporting $800."
I don't believe we can say that yet.
sr. member
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December 30, 2013, 11:51:38 PM
#9
this is all a manipulated house of cards with no real support.

Every day that passes, and Bitcoin continues to grow, this tired old line becomes less and less true.

Pre China we could barely support $200.

Post China we are supporting $800.

Anyone who thinks its all fluff and puff ... is sorely mistaken. 

I encourage you "day traders" to start listening to the Podcasts like "Lets Talk Bitcoin" (google it)

And to get a Google News app for your phone, enter "Bitcoin" as your news search, and read the articles every single day as they come out.

Right now its day after day after day of new industries and companies getting involved in Bitcoin.

Whats going on outside your little bubble of buying and selling is what really matters, and I don't see many of you even remotely aware of it.

Thats my best advice.

That's about the only thing I've read from your keyboard that resonates with me.  Kiss
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December 30, 2013, 11:47:16 PM
#8
this is all a manipulated house of cards with no real support.

Every day that passes, and Bitcoin continues to grow, this tired old line becomes less and less true.

Pre China we could barely support $200.

Post China we are supporting $800.

Anyone who thinks its all fluff and puff ... is sorely mistaken. 

I encourage you "day traders" to start listening to the Podcasts like "Lets Talk Bitcoin" (google it)

And to get a Google News app for your phone, enter "Bitcoin" as your news search, and read the articles every single day as they come out.

Right now its day after day after day of new industries and companies getting involved in Bitcoin.

Whats going on outside your little bubble of buying and selling is what really matters, and I don't see many of you even remotely aware of it.

Thats my best advice.

Good advice.

+2
legendary
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You're never too old to think young.
December 30, 2013, 10:18:03 PM
#7
this is all a manipulated house of cards with no real support.

Every day that passes, and Bitcoin continues to grow, this tired old line becomes less and less true.

Pre China we could barely support $200.

Post China we are supporting $800.

Anyone who thinks its all fluff and puff ... is sorely mistaken. 

I encourage you "day traders" to start listening to the Podcasts like "Lets Talk Bitcoin" (google it)

And to get a Google News app for your phone, enter "Bitcoin" as your news search, and read the articles every single day as they come out.

Right now its day after day after day of new industries and companies getting involved in Bitcoin.

Whats going on outside your little bubble of buying and selling is what really matters, and I don't see many of you even remotely aware of it.

Thats my best advice.

Good advice.
hero member
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December 30, 2013, 10:14:22 PM
#6
this is all a manipulated house of cards with no real support.

Every day that passes, and Bitcoin continues to grow, this tired old line becomes less and less true.

Pre China we could barely support $200.

Post China we are supporting $800.

Anyone who thinks its all fluff and puff ... is sorely mistaken. 

I encourage you "day traders" to start listening to the Podcasts like "Lets Talk Bitcoin" (google it)

And to get a Google News app for your phone, enter "Bitcoin" as your news search, and read the articles every single day as they come out.

Right now its day after day after day of new industries and companies getting involved in Bitcoin.

Whats going on outside your little bubble of buying and selling is what really matters, and I don't see many of you even remotely aware of it.

Thats my best advice.
hero member
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December 30, 2013, 10:01:59 PM
#5
I thought I'd start this thread for those bears who might be fast losing hope and don't know where to turn.

It's a virtual temple dedicated to whales.

You can leave your prayers here, beseeching whales to dump 1000s of Bitcoins and cause panic. Remember, the more sincere the prayer the more likely it is to be answered.



PS. Please follow temple etiquette: remember to take off your shoes before visiting this thread. 

 Cheesy


I suspect that this thread will come back to haunt you at a later date.
legendary
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You're never too old to think young.
December 30, 2013, 09:40:24 PM
#4
Do you have to be a bear to plead with these whales or can realists and bulls pray too?

Many people who didn't sell too low might want to pray for a couple of big fat whale buys to kick start a major rally to increase the value of everyone's coins who held or bought when the price was low.

hero member
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December 30, 2013, 12:16:53 PM
#3
Hello whales. I see have not even begun trading yet this past month (not on exchanges at least) because this is all a manipulated house of cards with no real support. At what point are you going to make the first 50k btc dump?

Doesn't sound like you've lost hope at all  Smiley
hero member
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December 30, 2013, 12:08:08 PM
#2
Hello whales. I see have not even begun trading yet this past month (not on exchanges at least) because this is all a manipulated house of cards with no real support. At what point are you going to make the first 50k btc dump?
hero member
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December 30, 2013, 11:58:46 AM
#1
I thought I'd start this thread for those bears who might be fast losing hope and don't know where to turn.

It's a virtual temple dedicated to whales.

You can leave your prayers here, beseeching whales to dump 1000s of Bitcoins and cause panic. Remember, the more sincere the prayer the more likely it is to be answered.



PS. Please follow temple etiquette: remember to take off your shoes before visiting this thread. 

 Cheesy

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