Topic: This just in, Donald Trump is the man behind Satoshi Nakamoto (Read 769 times)

I don't think this is true. There are many hoax news all around, some claimed that some artist died etc. And now they created an article about the president of United State is the creator of bitcoin, then it should be on the news headline! Well if ever it is true, i hope bitcoin won't stop.

After an investigation an anonymous source confirmed that the reluctance of Donald Trump to release his tax returns might be directly linked to large Bitcoin holdings.
Except from the New Republic:- Donald Trump won't release his Tax Returns.
Until now, Coinbase has resisted any information sharing about their clients with the IRS. So how credible is this claim by the Donald? For years Craig White, claimed to be Satoshi but his claims has been discredited as a fake claim and as fake news.

i'm hanging out with satoshi right now choo choo ~> wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What is he doing behind him ?
Wait...I don't wanna know .

LOL, good one!
It's not far from Trump to claim being Satoshi Nakamoto XD hopefully we'll see him do so someday 

Well, the big reason why people will continue to be talking about Satoshi Nakamoto is the fact that many people are really interested who is the real one. Now, we are being served with speculations and jokes as to the real man, the creator of Bitcoin. Much more so since Bitcoin is now in the vicinity of $10,000 mark and can go on hitting the next target which is $15,000 soon if not this year then most likely by 2018. I am sure that right now the name Satoshi Nakamoto is one of the most searched names in Google. Hope we can get the figures for that.

wow i just saw this! is this for real ~ i'm new here :-D weeeeeeee ====> Make Bitco1n Great Again!!!

This is quite entertaining especially the line where T said he had the first block  .  Instead of saying he mined the first block LOL.  Good stuff there thanks for the laugh.

Haha good laugh for this day. I never noticed this thread was created since July and this is the only time I saw it. Well Trump does deserve to be called as Satoshi Nakamoto. Well anyone on this world can claim that he is Satoshi and even Craig Wright claims to be that he is behind with bitcoin. These interviews should test their authenticity and let them code. 

I haven't stop myself smiling and laughing while reading.  It was naturally hilarious. Whoever Satoshi Nakamoto, he/she has all the authority for his/her creation.

Whatever decision he/she made after the development of Bitcoin, it was up to her/him and everyone has the right to stay anonymous by their own will.

I added the smiley face   to adhere to poe's law.

By the way, this was more challenging to create than I initially thought. It was bit of a struggle trying to figure out how Trump would describe Bitcoin if he were to explain it. Also, trying to figure out how Trump would react in the instance of drunk Craig White interrupting the interview. Over all, I am pleased that I did a convincing job. Sorry if anyone thought this was real. I put the smiley face at the end so you all would know that it was satire.


I'm glad you enjoyed it

Hahaha.. I haven't read such a great satire article for quite some time. BTW... Donald Trump can never create Bitcoin. Doing so requires a minimum amount of intelligence, which he seems to be lacking at.

This is a joke. But i became very interested when trump was a satoshi nakatomo. It turns out we are all currently being lied to, and america deserves a president who has been the creator of bitcoin.  

This is the biggest stupidity I have ever read. And insault for Satoshi Nakamoto. Why don't they just leave this man alone. He will not reveal himself, so just accept it. Ane he has all the rights to stay anonimous. Hope no one hasn't taken this joke seriously and beleived in this silly story about Trump.

Lol this is a hoax. I'm really guessing that Satoshi Nakamoto is a Japanese or Chinese. Because of Nakamoto. His surname. More like he came from Japan by guessing on his surname.

The article is satire.

Bitcoin Magazine just posted the breaking news. Here is the link with the video:

http://www.bitcoinmagazine.com/articles/donald-trump-is-satoshi-nakamoto1/



Here is the transcript of that video for those whose flash doesn't work properly>>>


Mark: Greetings Mr. President it was nice of you to join us today for this interview.

Trump: Yes, yes it is. I've been looking forward to this moment for a long time.

Mark: So the word on the block is that you have claimed to be the famous Satoshi Nakamoto, the inventor of Bitcoin.

Trump: Not claimed, proved. I have proven that I am the creator of Bitcoin. It was a great project. A great thing. And a lot of people weren't expecting it to be such a huge success but it was. We've really come a long way and now a lot of people love Bitcoin.

M: This recent news has shocked quite a few people out there including some influential people in the bitcoin community that have questioned your claims.

T: Well, yeah. A lot of people have underestimated me and now they are probably regretting it. Look Mark, people can either trust these so called "influential" people of the bitcoin community or they can trust me, the founder. I don't even know who or where these "influential" people are. Do they even exist? I think a lot of these people online aren't even real people or they are claiming things that aren't true. If we really get down to it all, it doesn't matter. I created Bitcoin and it was a really needed thing. It was a great idea.

M: Tell me more about what inspired you to create Bitcoin.

T: Hey, I have a lot of money, okay. I mean, I can pretty much buy anything there is. The problem is, is that the government has done things in the past that wasn't so friendly with people's money. People were saying "where's my money?" "where is it going?". They needed something new and Bitcoin was the answer. At first I wanted to name it Trumpcoin, but some of my advisors... Let me tell you, some of my advisors are top men. Like really top men. The best top men you can find... They told me that naming the currency with my name in it could be bad for legal reasons. I did not need that risk at the time. I also had to remain anonymous to keep myself out of trouble.

M: Was that difficult keeping it a secret... and for so long?

T: Absolutely, absolutely. It was very hard. I like being noticed for my achievements, but I had to be smart. The smart thing to do was to be quiet.

M: Some of the viewers might not completely understand Bitcoin and the blockchain technology. Can you explain it for all to understand?

T: It is very simple. Money is electronic and encrypted. People send it to each other to buy things. It travels in an encrypted form on an encrypted platform. The money has to go through these blocks that are chained together to form lots of blocks. These blocks can really stack creating a block chain. They are all encrypted too. I have sent money on so many blocks and they are fast. Nothing is faster than these Bitcoin. The technology is very highly advanced and it is greatly encrypted.

M: What do you think is the best thing about bitcoin?

T: Well, it is very highly encrypted. I think that is just about the best thing there is.

(Equipment falls over in the back of the room making crashing noises. Completely wasted Craig Wright enters the room interrupting the interview).

Craig: I really don't want any more attention or fame. I do not deserve a special honor. I don't want a medal. I don't want glory. I just want to be left alone in my own quiet humble lifestyle. I've only come on camera once again to let you all know this. I am the true inventor of bitcoin and Trump is an imposter. Please world, don't worship me. I'm only a mere mortal like all of you.

T: Why is this man here? I don't understand why he gets to be here. He needs to go. Somebody remove him.

C: I'm here because I F@cking want to be here! I choose to be here at my own will! My reason is my own reason and it is nobody else's d@mn business!

T: You are a pimple dick. What a pimple dick? Am I right Mark? He's a pimple dick.

M: (mumbles incoherently).

(body guards remove Craig.)

M: I'm sorry about that.

T: Yeah, that was pretty embarrassing for you. I don't even know why you let him in the building. That guy was such a pimple dick.

M: It won't be happening again... Before we finish up here, I'd like to ask about how you proved you were the founder of bitcoin?

T: I had the first block.

M: You had the...

T: ...I had the first block. If you have the first block then you have the main one. I have the first block. No other blocks can be made without the first block, because they are encrypted off of the first block. That block is mine. A lot of people have been agreeing with my proof. They've said it is the best proof they've seen. These are from some highly informative people too that understand encryption. These people are the most highly regarded.

M: Thank you for your time Mr. President, it was an honor having you on our show.

T: You're welcome. I really enjoyed it. You've done a great job on this show Mark. Your ratings have been definitely improving and it is a really great thing. It was great to be here. I had fun here.